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The Worst Person Ever and the Scorned Never Ex: Dating Fails

Many people are single because they want to be and others haven’t found THE ONE or ONES (hey, roll like you want). But many are single because they’re self-absorbed douchebags who can’t have nice things because they don’t know how to behave like decent human beings. Long story short: it’s …

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The Worst Use of a Fork Ever (Not Safe For Sense)

People do the DUMBEST things sometimes, and it’s hard to feel empathy for the foolish situations they find themselves in. Especially in the name of sex and getting off. Folks will make the most mind-blogging decisions when it comes to eroticism and doctors get to see and feel the brunt …

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A Girlfriend Scorned and the Breakup Scavenger Hunt

When relationships end, oftentimes, they aren’t amicable. And sometimes, one party is so hurt that they can’t help themselves but to get petty. And from time to time, they’ll act out on it. Like the lady below did when she found out that her boyfriend hasn’t been completely honest with …

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This Cat is Rolling and You Might Be Hating

Y’all know I’m easily amused so that should explain why I find the video below so hilarious. It’s only 10 seconds so it won’t take up too much time. They put that cat in a box and the box on a skateboard and pushed it down the hallway and the …

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When the Internet Calls You Teef Keef and Teef Sweat, You Lost

A couple of days ago, a picture started spreading around Instagram of a dude and his baby girl (who was around 2 years old). Folks said she had been kidnapped and asked for everyone to pass on the picture, in case anyone has seen her. Well, it turns out that …

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The GIF Debate: Is It GIF or JIF?

You know those moving pics I have in my blogposts? Yes, the ones that look like the Harry Potter movies come to life. Those are called GIFs (which stands for Graphics Interchange Format) and I have a folder with over 1,400 of them. I’m talmbout this: There is ALWAYS an …

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I Bet Jesus Ain’t Pleased with this Church’s $70,000 Gift Offering

My girl Dash Harris posted a picture on her Facebook account and I had to blog about it. Because it’s so ridiculous. SECURITY!!! There are just so many things wrong here. The pastor is turning 70 so the only way they deemed appropriate to celebrate his life is by giving him …

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Tumblr Blessed Me with this GIF and Comic and I Howled

If Tumblr ain’t good for anything, it’s good for priceless GIFs. A lot of the ones I use on here just come across my dashboard as I scroll around. This GIF happened and it made me laugh so hard I chortled. *howls* First of all, how did she lose the …

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Sorority Girl Sends Her Sisters the Rudest (But Hilarious) Email Ever

One time while I was in undergrad, someone asked me “Is your roommate Greek?” And my dumbass replied with “No, she’s Puerto Rican.” I really didn’t know what they meant til they laughed at me. I’m slow. I never joined a sorority in college. Not because I didn’t like them …

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Jessica Alba’s Honest Company is Trying to Bully Honest Toddler

For the past year or so, there’s been a satirical account on Twitter called @HonestToddler, whose tweets are what you’d imagine every mischievous toddler thinks but can’t express. It’s complete hilarity because those of us who deal with toddlers regularly know how much they can be jerks (but they’re so …

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