When the Internet Calls You Teef Keef and Teef Sweat, You Lost
A couple of days ago, a picture started spreading around Instagram of a dude and his baby girl (who was around 2 years old). Folks said she had been kidnapped and asked for everyone to pass on the picture, in case anyone has seen her. Well, it turns out that the dude had faked her kidnapping because he got into a fight with his daughter’s mother. Chile… this is when Instagram went IN.
The picture of the dude with his daughter already made folks side-eye just because he had one feature that REALLY stood out: his teeth. They were veneers gone WRONG. So the minute the good and ratchet folks of IG found out he wasn’t some noble father concerned about his daughter but a bitter and scorned sperm donor, people let him have it. Look at this pic:
This man has now been renamed “Teef Keef” by the internets and I AM HOLLERING! He’s also been called “Teef Sweat.” Miss Zindzi said “that man got a mouth full of iPhones” and I fell out then too. Those are clearly Samsung Galaxy S3s. This is what happens when your dentist is a “yes” man. You go in for veneers and he drops refrigerators in your mouth, leaving you outchea looking extra bogus.
But the best thing to come out of this new meme is the comment below, which is the caption that an Instagrammer with the name @SoSayGottaChill used for the picture above. I laughed so hard I almost choked on air.
Oh Lord I come to u this morning thanking u for allowing me to see another day Oh Lord but its something in my heart Oh Lord…there is a bigger problem Oh Lord ands it’s his teef Oh Lord…I know they not real Oh Lord I know he spent a check on em Oh Lord but did they run out of medium teef Oh Lord did he have to get the XXL White Tee Teef Oh Lord…they told him he would grow into the teef Oh Lord they told him don’t sneeze with ya mouf open cuz ya teef might stab u in the chest Oh Lord the installed a row of IPhone wall chargers in his mouf Oh Lord…they called him Teef Keef Oh Lord…EMan eem said give it up for Teef Sweat Oh Lord….the man could bite a piece of bread and make a doughnut Oh Lord…the boy teef look like blank dominoes Oh Lord…his teef got WiFi Oh Lord….we don’t eem know if he got a bottom row Oh Lord…the nig got the same mouf that fish had in Shark Tales Oh Lord…he look like the dog off The Mask Oh Lord…his teef are The Last Dragon Oh Lord…if he took a bite out of crime it would be a peaceful world Oh Lord…his teef look like kilos of cocaine Oh Lord…his teef got roadside assistance Oh Lord…his teef come with free nights and weekends Oh Lord….in Jesus Name We Pray…A TEEF…I mean AMEN Oh Lord.
I. AM. DEAD.
I AM DONE! That shadeful prayer had the old, present and new me dead and ALL the way gone. It is full of so much shade and so much hilarity that I didn’t e’em finish one laugh before another came from the depths of my soul! He said his teeth got roadside assistance! I AM SO UNABLE!!! LMAOOOOO!!!
But yeah. The moral of this story is, don’t lie about such things as kidnappings because when folks find out the truth, they won’t like it. Also, get veneers in the size of NORMAL teeth. Outchea rocking fake teeth made for Goliath when you’re David. Them damb sugar cubes. Pop out 3 of his teeth when it’s tea time for the sweetness you’re looking for.
Other names he’s been called (and this list is being updated as more people add theirs):
Mouthful Luther King, Jr. | Toother Vandross | Teef Murray | Louis MouthStrong | Teeth Ledger | Smiles Davis | Dentist Rodman | Larry Toother | Teefer Sutherland | Teethcliff Huxtable | Kool and the Fangs | Ron Ivory | Bone Teef and Harmony | Patrick Chewing | Teeth Urban | Teef Harvey | Chewdacris | Stone Cold Teef Jawstin | ToothPac | Queen LaTEEFah.
Chile I’ve laughed myself into sleepiness.
So did you all fall out too at that prayer like I did? I’ve read it about 5 times and I cannot stop laughing.
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So… No one noticed his hairline?
Thank you, Jay! That’s ALL I could see!
NOT only the hair line the shop SPRAY he got going on as well!
The crazy thing about is he is SITTING in the barbershop chair! He prolly thinking his cut is fly
Bahahahaha!! the barber had to start that far back cause any lower and he’d get bite marks on his arm.
*faints*
http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7386d6d4903000f3178af1e957bcaa9/tumblr_ml3zjyGk2f1s2kzvmo1_500.gif
@ alladis!
Hollering! No I’m hollin’
Bucky BEE
Hello, I’m Mister Ed
A horse is a horse, of course of course,
and no one can talk to a horse of course,
that is of course, unless the horse,
Is the famous Mister Ed!
Go right to the source and ask the horse.
He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
He’s always on a steady course.
Talk to Mister Ed.
People yak-it-ti-yak a streak
and waste your time of day,
but Mister Ed will never speak,
unless he has something to say…
A horse is a horse, of course of course,
And this one will talk ’til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well, listen to this…
I am Mister Ed
#icackled not the whole theme song! lmao
And, YES! I did sing it!! Lol!!
Lort ima pray for all ya’ll as I roll into heaven after dying from laughter
The whole Mister Ed song …#preciouslort
See… I hadn’t even gotten to the teeth before I heard Freddie Jackson in my head asking why somebody has stolen the Sharpie he normally uses at the shop for his Philly shape-up. Now I can’t get “Jam Tonight” out of my head. Y’all are too much for me.
Daaaaamn… barbers are using magic markers now?
The tears. They burn my cheeks.
I can not with that prayer!!! Now everyone around me thinks I’m crazy because I couldn’t stop laughing.
But yeah what that Rabbit did was horrible.
Bwahahahahaaaaaaa!!
NOT the XXL White Tee Teef…….. I died! I had to start from the beginning to get some composure to read the rest!! This needs to be in Sunday’s church bulletin.
The XXL white tee teef pretty much had me out. I had to regain my composure from that.
Toofer Vandross??? Blasphemy!!!
Don’t sneeze wit your mouth open coz your teef might stb you in the chest.
*adds Depends to shopping list*
HA!!!!! TEEFUS CHRIST!!!….I cant get over that one.
Bwhahahahaha that is what took me out SMH
http://youtu.be/UX_AMKF4vpc
I’m writing this comment from beyond the grave because that prayer KILLED me. I’m being lowered into the ground while you read this.
Make that a Double Funeral… ::Queues “I’ll Fly Away”::
“Meet Me By The River” & “Some Day, I’ll Go where Jesus Is” with the double clapping to “Going Up to Meet Him” Loudly!
I said the same thing! I responded right from heaven oh lord, my funeral is next week oh lord, who’s gonna do my eulogy oh lord, pick the best pix for my obituary oh lord!m
lol…ya’ll are killin’ me with these comments!!!!!
I’m about to haunt all of y’all for slaying me like this!!!!! I had to lay my burdens down once I read that prayer and then I heard “The Upper Room” playing and knew it was my time…..
not the upper room. you stop it and take a time out, no go get yourself a switch, the spirit of my grandma is upon you!
No, what has laid my soul to periodontal paradise is the bite out crime and a peacful world. Lawwwwwd they didn’t have to that to’em but they sho nuff really did.
The part that kills me is the fact that they said he is going to stabbed in the chest if he sneezes. His mouth does look like washer and dryer section of ABC Warehouse though.
Someone said he is “dentally retarded” and I almost broke my laptop because I was laughing like a drunk seal. I AM SO UNABLE!!!
LMAO!!! I cant with the “dentally retarded.” I’ve died twice and came back to life
THIS is where I lost it. I just did d a loud funeral wail that pierced my own eardrums. I am hysterical laughter and my face is soaking wet.
And I have obviously become retro-literate ^^^ in the process, and proof that I have been without air for quite some time. #braindead
Perfection.
Oh my…
Welp. I can’t. I cannot. LMAO! I’m dead.
I was just chuckling until I got to “take a bite out of crime and made a peaceful world”. Chile! I cackled so hard on that I scared the cat.
I passed out when I read that. I’ll be sending Luvvie my medical bills.
I luvvie you and hate you for this. Gon make me lose my good Damn job for laughing like this at work. Thank you. I hate you. But I luvvie you. Goodbye.
I saw this for the first time last night. It was and is hilarious. It’s hard to pick a favorite line, but, he said “if he took a bite out of crime it would be a peaceful world Oh Lord…” Wow…I also read some of his other photo prayers. Thanks for the back story about the false kidnapping allegations. I would have thought this was straight roasting, but this was roasting with a purpose.
I have stopped laughing long enough to respond. You have rendered me unable to pull myself together for my GWFJ. I think a timeout is in order for SoSayGottaChill, albeit they were correct. That was a much needed laugh today. So thank you Luvvie!
Just bury me a “G”.. Please… Tell, I tried, Luvvie.. Tell em I tried not to call him Teefy McTeefyson, but I lost that battle… Tell I tried not to laugh at that blasphemous prayer, but I did…
he and cons (love and hip hop) clearly used the same doctor.
*spits out coffee* I. Have. Tears.
I cannot explain how the depths of my soul are laffin at you So. I CANNOT! I almost spewed lunch all over my clean kitchen from this one comment. Thank you and I’m going to lay down so my soul can recuperate.
*Walks out*
iQuit.
It took me at least thirty min to read due to the cycle of read, laugh til tears come catch my breath , find my phone because I threw it and reopen the post. Every time I read it a new comedian took over my mind. It went from Katt Williams, Mike Epps, Bernie Mac, to Sommore.
I might have stopped breathing at his teeth have wifi.
Dammit, now I have to go reread it in Katt Williams voice… I’m going to need an oxygen tank.
I AM JUST GETTING OVER A CHEST COLD SO ALL THIS LAUGHING HAS GIVEN ME A TUBERCULOSIS-LEVEL COUGH AND I AM SO MAD AT YOU!!!
I CAN’T MAKE IT PAST THE SNEEZE. I CAN’T.
I’m laughing so hard, I’m wheezing and crying! The Mister had to come into my studio to check on me! Ha!
All I’ma say is take the picture from the birth announcement Luvvie & Co. roasted a couple few days ago, make that lady black and above is you unholy result.
#iQuit *packs a bag and waits for the Lord to take me home*
Somebody should’ve told Keyshia Cole too…are they related or do they go to the same dentist???? Lol
Gawd damn he got some chompers in his head!! Lawd have mercy!! That mutha fucka could eat his own face with those jokers…
EAT. HIS. OWN. FACE. Kay, ma’am. You’re on timeout. Just GO!
Kay,
Is forever giving me life!
im crying Kay…you are on punishment!
I thought I could make it through by waiting a few days and then my dumbass reads the comments. At work. Ma’am. So unable to can am I… Teefus Christ, Mary in heaven I need to lay my burdens down. Real, genuine tears. LMAO!
noooooooo I wasn’t readyyyyyyy
Luvvie for that Gif I must quit you. LMAO!!!! First you got me dead over here talkin ’bout you choking on air, then you go and bury me with that damb Gif.
I am writing this from the upper room, as I have been slayed by this prayer. I’m actually on his IG bc of mutual friends, and I followed this situation from beginning to end. I thought I was going to hell because I couldn’t eem concentrate on that baby being gone because I was blinded by his teefies. I was thinking maybe he accidentally ate her…
You are dead A$$ wrong for this one!!!! Lawd take me now. CTFU!!!
No ma’am NOOOOO!!!! Just go in the corner now!!! Why did I even come read comments? No I need a timeout myself.
I could NOT get through this article without goin on to glory…. and i didnt even get to the first few words of the comment without laughing even harder….moral of this comment is….i found out i could laugh 2 octaves higher than usual. thanks to mouth almighty “teef” everlasting… ROTFL.
I know whatchoo sayin’ I’ve been deafened by my own laughter, too.
Teef murray cam here ta party y’all!
“Don’t sneeze with your mouth open you may stab yourself in the chest. #dead
xxl white tee kilos of cocaine, and blank dominoes, yeah im done i am at my damn desk with a headache from holding in my laugh so i wouldnt get in trouble, THANK YOU TO WHOEVER WROTE THIS I NEEDED THAT LAUGH BAD!!!!!
He didn’t get those “teeth” from a dentist, he robbed gravestones and stuck them in his head.
LMAO!!! Them some ultra white tombstones in his mouth, huh?
Oh gawd!!! I just pissed my pants, dayummmm you!!!
I.CANT.BREEVE.
As soon as I got to …”but did they run out of medium teef…”, I was DONE.
Oh Lawd…I am sitting at my desk in my office LOLing so hard, I am crying. Real tears. Lawd. But serves him right for his foolishness!
My favorite line…”his teef come with free nights and weekends” and agreeing with tbapremier1…”if he took a bite out of crime it would be a peaceful world….” Chile. idied.
*looking at pic again*
Those mugs are so damb big! Can you imagine gettn’ downthere lovin from him??? Hells no! He might get up with some of your lady parts *you know what I mean*
But, I am curious…are there teef in da back or just those fronts? He can’t have molars back there…Nawl!
He will DESTROY your Love Pocket and turn it into a Hate Purse. NO MA’AM!
HATE PURSE?!?!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! You’re tryna get me fired right beofre the long weekend, huh?
OK, so you already got me with this entire blog. But did you just say hate purse?? Ma’am!!! I have laughed so hard…my co-workers think I am going crazy…I got tears and I had to go pee. I can’t take no mo’!!!! OMG…this is beyond hilarious. I ain’t e’em got words!
I have never, EVER commented on your blog…even as I love it SO! But HATE POCKET? Luvvie? #reallyu2murch4datone #perfection #keepdoingitsis
That ninja must soak up a pillow every night ’cause his lips cannot possibly close over those choppers.
Probably talks real juicy. No way can you get in his vicinity to converse.
Roz, you gotta go. You not gon come up in here and slay me like this. YOU WILLL NOT!!! LMAOOOOOOO!!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I didn’t think I could laugh any harder at this. Then I read your comments. *dead*
BOOGIES FLEW OUT MY NOSE!!!!!!!! Yall gotta chill pleaseeee. Im at work lmao
Dangit, y’all got me over here fightin’ the damn air—I hate’chall!
The dentist calls his teeth a lip rest. He probably couldn’t even participate in any sports that required a mouthpiece.
His teeth are a graffiti writer’s wet dream…looking like blank canvases.
*DEAAADDDDD* I am crying laughing.
I was comatose, but this comment got me slayed.
OH gawd…please…where is my oxygen! DWL!!
__/\____/\_____/\____________________/\_______________________
Just DEAD!!!!
EVERY WORD of that prayer did me in. I have now gone on to collect my heavenly reward. It’s a modified Denman brush.
I am done with this comment. lol
It ain’t even that funny. Corny
Dang. Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today?
Boomp
I smell a side chick, or his dental hygienist. Either way baby we laughing. Its funny all day and twice on Sunday’s, especially with that prayer.
Are you the guy in the pic? Sitting on the edge of your bed swinging your feet? He is angry they have been going on his grill. Mouth looks like those giant piano keys in that movie Big.
Giant. piano. keys. I CANNOT LAUGH ENOUGH, LAWD!!!
O…M…G…what you just said. RozB is killing me!
naw mehn…a graffitti artist’s wet dream…lawd have mercy…I am dying!
#iJustDontHaveTimeforYouRightNow
I been laughing all day…shared it with my friends and laughed with them too…still CTFU! XXL White Tee Teef….WHAT???!! LMAOOO!!
I know Ashitty ain’t trying to go for someone’s throat….
I didn’t think so either Achanti. iChuckled but not all the ROTFLMAOCTFU and the rest of the acronyms
Before I nearly choked from laughter, I was thinking what woman actually let him father a child on her with those teef and hairline? Having oral sex with him had to be like looking at a life size hungry-hungry hippo going down on her. Seriously, what did his real teeth look like before he thought he got the bomb hook up with these?
Okay the tears are running, head hurts, chest burning and then I freaking read “life sized hungry hippo” I canNOT with you people. Simply can’t. I hate you all as the tear LITERALLY runs down my right cheek. I gotta go meet a coworker about bidness in 5 minutes. I’ve got to find an ounce of composure somewhere.
“the bomb hook up” *is unable*
You just KNOW that one shifty friend was like “yeah, I know a dude fix them teeth. I gotchu.”
#Having oral sex with him had to be like looking at a life size hungry-hungry hippo going down on her.
My family just dialed 911 because I am now screaming like a banshee monkey and unable to can catch my breath.
Bite Tyson
the best one you left off,
Patrick Chewing
Just added it! The list is gonna be updated as more come in.
One word came to mind when I saw that pic: Chiclets
Then I read that comment & my spirit hurt because I laughed so hard. Then I shared it with my hubby & he had to have a seat while he calmed himself. I will spread more cheer…
Chewbacca
Toby Teeth
Them some JUMBO marshmallows in that mouth!
King LaTEEFa, Oral Redenbacher, Andre 3000 TEEF
Tim “The Toothman” Taylor. Mouthy Magee
#DED
This fool righchea is the reason you should NEVER piss off your dentist. Homie is laughing heartily right now. Again.
Ole Yamaha face looking smug as ever, while Spongebob can’t find his front teeth. Walking around with a mouth full of cabinet doors.
Not Spongebob, though! *laughs* *falls of chair* *is eaten by piranhas*
Would somebody tell him to return my pillow cases please.
He looks like he is trying out for the orbit gum commerical.
My first thought was Teefus Christ.
Best. One. Ever.
OMFG I think I’m going to faint!!! This mess may have made my 2013 so far!!!
Woe betide the woman who he chooses to give head to. He’s gonna fuck around and give someone an early hysterectomy.
And I thought Tiger woods had big ass teeth. #SabreToothTiger #JimmyChew
Christian Chewboutons
I’m so glad I didnt read all this at work!!! I’m here CTFU!!!! I think I just burned 1000 calories from laughing!! My belly hurts! Oooh…I needed this today!
He probably gets no love when he asks for a bite or sip of anything.
“Nucca get your own damn apple. You ain’t destroying my shit!”
He can’t even use a straw because he can’t close his lips. Wanna sip? Betta just tilt your head back and pour. If he’s too thirsty he might drown.
I’m gonna have to log off from the world now. Heading to Amish country
take me with you :packs a bag:
Christian Chewboutons
You Just Don’t Have No Chill!!!!!!!!!
Jimmy Chew?
A. MOUTH. FULL. OF. CABINET. DOOOOOOOORS?!!!!! Said he can’t play sports with mouth pieces. Might give you a hysterectomy at sexy time. I’m so far past done. This has made my entire week. I thank you all.
Is it me, or does his teeth look like some closet doors? Them thangs big, long, and white.
His dentist had to find a curved section of a highway median to make them choppers.
Damn it y’all! I ain’t had an asthma attack in 4 years, and I am on the verge. I blame all of you!
Ok, so thanks to this website, these comments. ..I peed on myself and now my daughter is making me wear depends. ..All because I peed on her sofa while reading this damb blog, I. Just. Can’t.
Y’all this was the best birthday gift ever!! I swear y’all are complete fools for this! I swear I laughed so HARD at this, i’m still in tears from laughing so hard!!
I thought someone stretched Dwight Howard’s picture horizontally lol
1.Freddy Chewger
2.He look like he has a mouth full of bathroom tile
3.Liberace could play his mouth
4. Don’t lie about kidnappings, the Tooth shall set you free!!
The Tooth shall set you free?!!! Yes! I’ve been crying and my children keep asking me what is funny. There is no explaining this to an 8 year old. I am just sitting here reading and crying and shaking and laughing. Thank you all.
Wow…..some poor girl is gonna get a hysterectomy..:(
His slob probably looks like white out.
Lmmfao!!! He childish, his teeth childish and his hairline hella childish… I know dude be droolin his ass off at night with his teeth out like tht. I bet when he bite a piece of bread it turn Into bread puddin. He walkin round with his mouf wide shut with his extra bitter scorned my baby mama don’t wanna play with me and my reindeer games lyin ass!
OXYGEN!! OMG! The comments! Whoo! Lawd, an early hysterectomy! I am laughing in my sleep! I. AM. DEAD!! Lord of the TEEF! Fellowship of the TEEF!
Keep reading this over and over in Sweet Brown’s voice, lol. Lord give me the strength…to read it again
Teefasaurus Rex…that hairline, my nigga….
This the Newest Klingon …..Chewteef? Or is he Chewbaka’s illigitimate son Chewfrontal?
Teefus Christ?! Really?!? I’m so done. Utterly done! Still laughing!
As white as them blank dominoes in his mouf are, you know that ninja’s breath prolly stank. Surprised he don’t have white crust on the corners of his lips since he hasn’t closed them in a long ass time.
The boy got a mouth full of bathroom tile in his mouth.
I swear to Bob and the ‘eleventeen deciphers, ya’ll ain’t shyz. I got a 6-pack of abs thanks to laughin’ so hard at this mess. “Take a bite outta crime…”, “dentally retarded” #iCant
Luvvie gon’ be brought up on charges of aggravated manslaughter ’cause she kilt a whole buncha folk ded, swoll & stankin’!
~ZN
HA!!! I am so glad that was a Hoax! His teeth took all the attention away from his daughter.
His daughter didn’t get kidnapped, she was jus hidin’ behin’ dem teef!
John Wilkes Tooth! Every time he smile, a Soccer mom presses the garage door opener. This brotha brushes his teeth with a Boar bristle brush…His gums got waves. This negro make Gary Busey look like he still got baby teeth. Do this nigga use windex and a squeegie to squeaky clean them mofos? This bruva got a mouth full of toilet lids!
Nooo!! You did not mention Gary Busey!!! LMAO! I’m done…
Gary Busey, tho?
*throws head back and HOLLERS*
~ZN
Toilet lids! Gary Busey! LOLOLOLOLaaaaaaaaaah!
Attention Everybody: look closer, all of these teeth ARE the BOTTOM ROW……
Toother Vandross LOL.. I’m done with y’all.
OMG I’m FLATLINING! I CANNOT BREEEEEEATHE! JEEEEESAS! You went in! And that prayer!
His teeth look like the tile from the Billie Jean video, where’s Micheal? ….. OK, I’m done….
I’m so done! I can see Micheal dancing on his teeth singing Billie Jean right now!
Timbucktooth..
I have laughed harder than I had in a looooong time!
That prayer is going to get me fired! I literally screamed at my desk reading it!
OMG this has me in stitches. But I must say Luvvie isn’t that .gif kinda dark? LOL
I’m not sure how many people other than me are nerdy enough to know this but that .gif is from one of the episodes of Supernatural after Castiel has housed all those leviathans and his body has just about given out, he goes and wades in the water to die…Death by my body being ripped from the inside out? It just seemed like a harsh way to quit LOL….ijs
Your nerdy episodic television trivia expertise just blessed me. Now I kinda wanna see that show… 🙂
my name for music has been teef sweat for 2 years….awkward
And, scene…
Tooth Dogg!
Damn i didnt know if them were halloween teeth, dentures or if he had in a mouthpiece..
He bites a piece of bread and makes a doughnut oh lord
Lmao whaaaaaaaaaaat!
I was at the doctors office in a waiting room full of lol trying my damnedest not to laugh loud as hell lol, the greatest laugh ever oh lord!!!
LMAO…Jesus christ…that prayer!!!!shaaade for days…
I’m dying here :””D
Jesus be a corn on the cob… O>……….M……….G
I haven’t had a laugh like that in a long time lol….. the photo caption/prayer had me dying!! It’s so mean yet still so funny lol
“Started from the bite’em, now ve-neer”
Hooblah?? ___________________________ Gheezus Wept….This done kilt me!!!!!! ROFL!
Someone cue “In the Upper Room” because I’m out. That prayer made my head and stomach hurt from laughing, I couldn’t get through it all in one go. Luvvie,I’m done.
Toofer Grace! Them teef need not EVAH be near any love pocket! #enteratyourownrisk
[…] his refrigerator-sized veneers need to have an everlasting seat some damb where. He reminds me of TEEK KEEF aka TOOTHER VANDROSS (if you click that link, you will CRY laughing. Do not do it while you’re at work because I […]
I just HAD to be hard headed and open this at work. I’M IN TEARS! This has killed me, reclaimed me and killed me again. I laughed so hard my face hurts!
Crying. I can’t even.
John Wilkes Tooth
[…] When the Internet Calls You Teef Keef and Teef Sweat, You Lost – This dude not only tricked folks into thinking his daughter was kidnapped, but he had the […]
[…] Just so damb priceless! This reminds of the prayer for Teef Keef (you have to read that. HAVE TO) that had me unable to behave for a good 3 […]
MY stomach muscles hurt, so freakin bad right now..No more laughter.im not even gonna scroll up to leave this page because if I do. i may burst..thank you
This will never not be funny. He looks as if he is wearing equine dentures
#FlossItFather
Nooooo!!! I wasn’t ready!!!!
Best comment yet
I know I know this is tmi but damn I gotta change my underwears I’m too old for this,LAWD I can’t take it,a bite out of crime world peace , y’all is waay off. MS LUVVVIE LUVVIE YOU,
Toother Vandross had me HOLLERING! I can’t even finish my lunch. You are going to get me in trouble at work and I won’t be able to read you anymore here. Lol.
I had to drop my iPad rite quick….thought I was having a heart attack with the “bite a piece of bread and make a doughnut” comment. I looked at him and my first thought was kinda gross…..hope he don’t give his woman a hysterectomy….
He’s got white grills. Wow. Teeth look like envelopes.
Only a Fix It Jesus remix will stop all this foolery
#OverhaulItOmnipotentOne!
DONKEY?
Omg I laughed so hard I choked and saw the white light and Gabriel and nem…..lmbo
This is STILL FUNNY A YEAR LATER.
I bet he has to take a week off from work to get his teeth cleaned. Using a jackhammer.
That’s Ray Mills. He’s one of the men that ran from Atlanta to Ferguson.
He ran from Atlanta to Ferguson ON THEM TEETH, AMIRITE?
He had those teeth made special to try and balance out that forehead.
Toother Vandross
NO. I CANNOT
I’mma call this mug McGruff .. cause he could seriously take a bite outta crime… LAWD TA-DAY!