Mahogany is Your Queen on the Scene

Chile I be minding my own business FOR REAL. Then Foolishness & Fuckery lived up to her name and brought this gem into my newsfeeds.

Mahogany Queen on the Scene

Sir…ma’am. WUT? Did my dudette scalp Sonic the Hedgehog and place his skin tenderly on his head as a hairhat??? Is that what happened here? Because it surely looks like it.

Mahogany calls her/himself “Queen on the Scene.” And the fact that he’s on Judge Joe Brown, the land of midday TV foolery makes me cackle.

This was supposed to be a “Wordless Wednesday” post where I just left the picture for yall to enjoy but you know I had to say something.

So, whatcha’ll think of Mahogany’s smurf blue coiffure? Also, he’s on YouTube. You’re welcome.

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  1. TajMahal
    April 10, 2013 at 3:45 pm

    “Did my dudette scalp Sonic the Hedgehog and place his skin tenderly on his head as a hairhat??? ”

    Packing it up for the night, because surely I am through.

    • April 10, 2013 at 11:24 pm

      Im done with yall. I m going to bed. Im crying in the fetal position

  2. mizzpicklezz
    April 10, 2013 at 3:51 pm

    LOL..yes I think Sonic was scalped!! The Queen scalped Sonic clean and smooth. WOW

  3. Jai
    April 10, 2013 at 3:52 pm

    That’s my time y’all… bury me in something pretty.

  4. Londee
    April 10, 2013 at 4:36 pm

    There is so much failure in this photo, my cans are unable.

  5. April 10, 2013 at 5:51 pm

    You know what??? I’m NOT about to play with you…..

  6. Brittni
    April 10, 2013 at 6:12 pm

    While scientists have hereto believed that man evolved from monkeys, this her-him, this ma’am-sir, this pretty fella here is proof positive that we in fact evolved from wild Brazilian parrots.

    Mahogany Phillips is just staying true to her roots, and frankly I love shim for it.

    • M
      April 10, 2013 at 6:59 pm

      Her him?
      Ma’am sir?
      Pretty fella?

      Cackles *falls out* ________/\_________ tod 7:57EST

    • April 10, 2013 at 9:36 pm

      You not gon murk me. Not today. YOU WILL NOT! LMAOOOOO!!!

    • CafeGirlsPress
      April 12, 2013 at 10:18 am

      evolved from Wild Brazilian parrots?? *goes to glory*

    • MsZ
      April 12, 2013 at 1:18 pm

      Brittni, I refuse to let you get me fired on my bornday!! ^^that right there is some sheer ridiculousness!!

  7. April 10, 2013 at 6:21 pm

    I cannot even bring myself to click on those links. Too. Much.

  8. Seven
    April 10, 2013 at 6:34 pm

    LMFAOOOO I remember seeing this on my twitter TL and some soul said that was Chris Bosh’s mother…when I seen that I was oxygen deprived for 10 minutes.

    • leftmyedgesatthealter
      April 10, 2013 at 7:02 pm

      I just lost it. LMAO!

  9. April 10, 2013 at 6:53 pm

    I just scrolled backwards towards the top after reading the comments. MY WORD! That does look like Christopher Bosh!

    • Jabari
      April 10, 2013 at 9:51 pm

      “That does look like Christopher Bosh!”

      Lorri, I hate that I love you for this comment!!!! #IQuit

    • Jabari
      April 10, 2013 at 9:52 pm

      “That does look like Christopher Bosh!”

      Lorri, I hate that love you for this comment! #IQuit

  10. Raven
    April 10, 2013 at 8:00 pm

    Seven. You almost caused me to aspirate my cinnamon toast crunch. I know better than to eat or drink reading these posts and comments

    • Seven
      April 10, 2013 at 9:17 pm

      Raven, my sincerest apologies! Trust me, I learned my lesson the hard way too!

  11. Sierra
    April 10, 2013 at 9:21 pm

    He/She sure does have a skrong face. It sure does look like Chris Bosh all in the face. In the wise words of the people from the Maury Show: “dass a man Murray!!”

    • Kat
      April 10, 2013 at 9:47 pm

      I hitherforto will be adding ‘skrong’ to my repitoire – typo or not. I thank you madam.

      • Sierra
        April 10, 2013 at 10:01 pm

        Oh it wasn’t a typo…it was on purpose lol. That he/she/it looks like they been rode hard and hung up wet. As my grandma would say: Po’ creta.

        • MrsB
          April 11, 2013 at 7:37 am

          No you didn’t!! “Rode hard and hung up wet” just took my life

        • Tiffany
          April 11, 2013 at 8:58 am

          “Rode hard and hung up wet.” WHAT IS AIR!?!?!

    • Anecia
      April 10, 2013 at 9:56 pm

      **Runs around my couch howling!** I am too through right now! I don’t follow basketball so I had to google Chris Bosh…. ________ FLAT.LINE

    • kisha
      April 11, 2013 at 10:45 am

      omgoodness not today!!! slayed hahahhahahaaaa
      ol skrong faceded man lmao

  12. Tanyetta
    April 10, 2013 at 9:49 pm

    Why???!!! LOL!! Oh, wow.

  13. blackbutterflyny
    April 10, 2013 at 9:55 pm

    I totally hate you right now Luvvie!!!! I need to doing my darn homework, not cackling at the black Smurfette and her shenanigans. I so cannot quit you. LOL

  14. @darthjaeda
    April 10, 2013 at 10:00 pm

    Looking like if SNL did Aunt Esther as a sketch. I can’t.

  15. CaspercutieSTL
    April 10, 2013 at 10:02 pm

    Showed up on television looking like a disco macaw.

    • Annie
      April 10, 2013 at 11:16 pm

      iDied @ Disco Macaw! I just can’t go on living after having heard this! Where’s my defibrillator?!?!?

  16. Scorpiona
    April 10, 2013 at 10:44 pm

    @CaspercutieSTL: Not the disco macaw though! Between your comment and your avi: ____________. We’re done here. Move along, people, there’s nothing left to see… LMAOOO

  17. Black swan
    April 10, 2013 at 10:46 pm

    Wtf….looks like Celie with Shug Avery headpiece on.

      September 13, 2013 at 7:50 pm


  18. Tea
    April 10, 2013 at 10:54 pm

    Your blog is the best…you make my stomach ache with laughter on a daily basis. Keep up the good work.

  19. NishaD
    April 10, 2013 at 11:11 pm

    oh lord jesus its a fire! tell chris to stick to basketball and sign sonic up for rogaine so his hair can grow back.

  20. BE
    April 11, 2013 at 12:00 am

    I just crawled up in the chimney cos I need a really dark place to cry in. This.is.not.why.i.woke.up.this.morning.

  21. April 11, 2013 at 6:55 am

    Ha..if Chris Bosh looked like this..it would be a vast improvement for him. LMAO!

  22. StillSuga
    April 11, 2013 at 12:25 pm

    iQuit you and the entiyah comments section!! LMAO!!!

  23. Child Please
    April 11, 2013 at 2:13 pm

    Na wa oooo (looks up to father God)))

    wonders shall never end!!(((Shakes hands at the father))))

    Just Imagine!!!!
    I am Dead O!!! (naija Style)

  24. Raven
    April 11, 2013 at 5:04 pm

    Its Ok, Seven. After I swallowed, I bellowed. Love a good laugh so thank you!

  25. MyNameIsWhitney!
    April 12, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    Please explain why this episode just popped up on my television, and I have decided with every portion of my being that it is going to be in my best interest to watch. I.am.glued.

  26. Vonetta
    April 16, 2013 at 8:40 am

    (*sigh*) I’ma just go on back to bed. (*hangs head in defeat, shuffles away*)

  27. April 18, 2013 at 6:44 pm

    Believe it or not, that’s actually one of my neighbors. I’ve lived two doors down from her in Brooklyn for the last two years. She’s a pretty cool person and definitely fun to hang out with. Kind of sad to see some of the bigoted anti-trans comments around here. :-/