Mahogany is Your Queen on the Scene
Chile I be minding my own business FOR REAL. Then Foolishness & Fuckery lived up to her name and brought this gem into my newsfeeds.
Sir…ma’am. WUT? Did my dudette scalp Sonic the Hedgehog and place his skin tenderly on his head as a hairhat??? Is that what happened here? Because it surely looks like it.
Mahogany calls her/himself “Queen on the Scene.” And the fact that he’s on Judge Joe Brown, the land of midday TV foolery makes me cackle.
This was supposed to be a “Wordless Wednesday” post where I just left the picture for yall to enjoy but you know I had to say something.
So, whatcha’ll think of Mahogany’s smurf blue coiffure? Also, he’s on YouTube. You’re welcome.
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44 Comments
“Did my dudette scalp Sonic the Hedgehog and place his skin tenderly on his head as a hairhat??? ”
Packing it up for the night, because surely I am through.
Im done with yall. I m going to bed. Im crying in the fetal position
LOL..yes I think Sonic was scalped!! The Queen scalped Sonic clean and smooth. WOW
That’s my time y’all… bury me in something pretty.
There is so much failure in this photo, my cans are unable.
You know what??? I’m NOT about to play with you…..
While scientists have hereto believed that man evolved from monkeys, this her-him, this ma’am-sir, this pretty fella here is proof positive that we in fact evolved from wild Brazilian parrots.
Mahogany Phillips is just staying true to her roots, and frankly I love shim for it.
Her him?
Ma’am sir?
Pretty fella?
Shim?!!!
Cackles *falls out* ________/\_________ tod 7:57EST
You not gon murk me. Not today. YOU WILL NOT! LMAOOOOO!!!
evolved from Wild Brazilian parrots?? *goes to glory*
Brittni, I refuse to let you get me fired on my bornday!! ^^that right there is some sheer ridiculousness!!
I cannot even bring myself to click on those links. Too. Much.
LMFAOOOO I remember seeing this on my twitter TL and some soul said that was Chris Bosh’s mother…when I seen that I was oxygen deprived for 10 minutes.
I just lost it. LMAO!
I just scrolled backwards towards the top after reading the comments. MY WORD! That does look like Christopher Bosh!
“That does look like Christopher Bosh!”
Lorri, I hate that I love you for this comment!!!! #IQuit
“That does look like Christopher Bosh!”
Lorri, I hate that love you for this comment! #IQuit
Seven. You almost caused me to aspirate my cinnamon toast crunch. I know better than to eat or drink reading these posts and comments
Raven, my sincerest apologies! Trust me, I learned my lesson the hard way too!
He/She sure does have a skrong face. It sure does look like Chris Bosh all in the face. In the wise words of the people from the Maury Show: “dass a man Murray!!”
I hitherforto will be adding ‘skrong’ to my repitoire – typo or not. I thank you madam.
Oh it wasn’t a typo…it was on purpose lol. That he/she/it looks like they been rode hard and hung up wet. As my grandma would say: Po’ creta.
No you didn’t!! “Rode hard and hung up wet” just took my life
“Rode hard and hung up wet.” WHAT IS AIR!?!?!
**Runs around my couch howling!** I am too through right now! I don’t follow basketball so I had to google Chris Bosh…. ________ FLAT.LINE
omgoodness not today!!! slayed hahahhahahaaaa
ol skrong faceded man lmao
Why???!!! LOL!! Oh, wow.
I totally hate you right now Luvvie!!!! I need to doing my darn homework, not cackling at the black Smurfette and her shenanigans. I so cannot quit you. LOL
Looking like if SNL did Aunt Esther as a sketch. I can’t.
Showed up on television looking like a disco macaw.
iDied @ Disco Macaw! I just can’t go on living after having heard this! Where’s my defibrillator?!?!?
@CaspercutieSTL: Not the disco macaw though! Between your comment and your avi: ____________. We’re done here. Move along, people, there’s nothing left to see… LMAOOO
Wtf….looks like Celie with Shug Avery headpiece on.
OH MY LORDY SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!! *PASSES OUT* *COMES BACK TO LIFE* *PASSES OUT AGAIN*
Luvvie
Your blog is the best…you make my stomach ache with laughter on a daily basis. Keep up the good work.
oh lord jesus its a fire! tell chris to stick to basketball and sign sonic up for rogaine so his hair can grow back.
I just crawled up in the chimney cos I need a really dark place to cry in. This.is.not.why.i.woke.up.this.morning.
Ha..if Chris Bosh looked like this..it would be a vast improvement for him. LMAO!
iQuit you and the entiyah comments section!! LMAO!!!
Na wa oooo (looks up to father God)))
wonders shall never end!!(((Shakes hands at the father))))
Just Imagine!!!!
I am Dead O!!! (naija Style)
Its Ok, Seven. After I swallowed, I bellowed. Love a good laugh so thank you!
Please explain why this episode just popped up on my television, and I have decided with every portion of my being that it is going to be in my best interest to watch. I.am.glued.
(*sigh*) I’ma just go on back to bed. (*hangs head in defeat, shuffles away*)
Believe it or not, that’s actually one of my neighbors. I’ve lived two doors down from her in Brooklyn for the last two years. She’s a pretty cool person and definitely fun to hang out with. Kind of sad to see some of the bigoted anti-trans comments around here. :-/