Whose Legs Are These? And Where’d She Get Those Boots?
I was on Facebook, when I ran across a picture on my newsfeeds, posted by one of the folks I went to college with. And I wonder… This woman LITERALLY drank herself UNDER the toilet. How do you drink to the point of passing out in between two toilet stalls, …
Who’s That on the Birthday Line? It’s LUVVIE!!!
Today is a special day! It’s MY BIRTHDAY!!! *and then I hit my dougie* YES MA’AMS and SIRS! Today’s my birthday! *cartwheels* 26 years ago, the world got a tad bit more ratchet, when at 2:30am, my mama birthed me. TWO weeks late. CLEARLY, I wasn’t on much then either. I …
Allow Me to Re-introduce Myself
Happy New Year, folks!!! *does the cabbage patch* Yessssssss!!! So I hope you stayed outta trouble on the 31st. I’d hate to see any of you on FAILblog.com. By hate, I mean thoroughly enjoy. Anywho, in this new year, I wanted to get folks re-acquainted to the person behind the …
Thank You For An Awesome(ly) Lovely 2010
WOWSIES! I can’t believe it’s the last day of 2010. Where did this year go? It ran faster than a Kenyan. Sheesh! Anywho, I didn’t want to have the New Year’s Eve go by without a quick wrap up, before New Years’ Eve festivities begin (and ratchetness takes over). Where …
The 25 Dumbest Tweets of 2010
Twitter: A place for people to share their thoughts. A place for celebrities and public figures to connect with their fans and supporters. An English major’s nightmare. I want to forget these tweets. So with a heavy heart and deep sigh, I present to you: The Top 25 Dumbest Tweets of the Year.
The Stages of Social Media Grief of Celebrity Deaths
I analyzed the process of grieving on Twitter when celebrities die, and it’s the same cycle each time, with the theatrics at the highest levels.
Antoine Dodson’s Chimney Intruder Is Just… iCan’t.
Remember Antoine Dodson? Yeah I had Dodson Fever when that whole foolery first came out. And I may or may not have had the Bed Intruder song as my ringtone for a hot, quick second. Antywho, I’ve been kinda off the Dodson wagon though, after I saw how he’s allowing …
Luvvie’s Christmas Sweater: Last Year’s Roast
Last year, I blessed the world by putting my avatar in a DELIGHTFUL sweater to celebrate the holidays. The Christmas spirit was RIPE in me. So y’all know I had to dress for the occasion! I presented the world with my sweater. And DAGNABBIT I looked ADORABO in it. But …
The Kardashians Wish You A Merry Christmas
I came across this Gawker post talmbout the recently released The Kardashian family Christmas photo. So I had to show it to y’all. The Kardashians are a relatively attractive family. And yes, they got a lot cuter from plastic surgery. BUT… There’s just so many things that don’t quite curl all …
Damp Sweater, Dry Heart: Mario Winans Doesn’t Wanna Know
The mid 90s were a boon to emotional, vulnerable ass ninjas who loved to croon mediocre R&B ballads. But only one emo dude earns the title for Douchiest. Video. Ever. Behold, Mario Winans’ “I Don’t Wanna Know” with real-time commentary from me and Kindred. Luvvie: as he serenades himself with …