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Topics That Need To Go Away: Black Women and Failing Relationships

Black women, relationships and singlehood. This topic has been EVERYWHERE (TV, newspapers, blogs). But I’ve just about had it up to HERE with it. We get it. Black women are lonely and downtrodden and don’t ever have men. We’re too independent. We’re golddiggers who depend on men too much. We …

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FashionWhose is this?

Whose Dumb Idea Is This? Kohl’s Failed!

Ladies and gentlefools. You know when I post back to back in a day, I mean business. Well I had to post about this as it came across my gchat. Afrobella sent me this link and I went AWF!!! Like cussing tourette’s. A “Ghetto Fab Wig?” You have GOT to …

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Blogalicious and Miami: All TEN Everything!

I’m all tardy for the party, but better late than never, right? RIGHT??? Anyway, although Blogalicious 2010 was a full week ago, I’m just now getting to recapping it. It was awesome! It also ended on 10/10/10, so you know I have to do #AllTENeverything! Here are 10 reasons my …

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Madame Cameroon’s Lethal Side-Eye

This picture really is my everything. I have officially found myself a new role model. She is Chantal Biya, the First Lady of Cameroon. Me and one of my besties, Kindred had roast tourette’s from looking at this pic. Luvvie: What do I say to that??? Where do I begin, …

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Videos

The Breakfast Song is Awesomely Foolish

My boy Crownie is such a damn enabler, sending me these videos continually. He is like my foolery dealer. We were once again on gchat when he sent me this gem a bit back. And below is our conversation that ensued as we watched. Luvvie: bwahahahahahahaha omg! cackles Crownie: *dead* …

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Music

Improper Music’s Proper Lyrics

Like a month back, I was clubbing with a friend for her birthday, and I admit that I’ve become a bit of a bore. I don’t dance until I can’t dance anymore when I go clubbing. What I do is sit down and people watch. This is fun for me. …

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My Life

Happy 50th Birthday, Nigeria! #AllNAIJAErrthang

Y’all will catch me randomly yelling out “ALL NAIJA EVERYTHING” today because it’s my country’s birthday! Nigeria turns 50 today and celebrates half a century without British rule! Naijas everywhere will be rejoicing like nothing else, so excuse any rowdiness you see from us. Nigeria’s the most populated country in …

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My Life

I’m Not a Big Drinker But I’m the Public Lushness Fairy

I’m a lightweight when it comes to alcohol. I prefer the fruity drinks that taste like juice over taking shots. In fact, shots give me the heebie jeebies. Sometimes, I’ll take a shot if enough peer pressure is applied. But my face afterwards looks like the #10 on the medical …

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Music

Chingy’s Album Sold 683 Copies and Went Credit Score

Classic albums go gold, platinum and diamond. Michael Jackson’s albums went plutonium and sh*t because they ran out of metals awesome enough to describe their level of DOPENESS. This was in the past though. It seems that albums don’t fare as well nowadays. Not even close. First, Kelis dropped an …

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My Life

I Got My Najiramba On

So y’all know that episode of Martin where he just came up missing and sent Gina a tape saying he had to go find himself? And then they found him in some sort of cult place where he was rocking half a fro, half braids while rocking a brown sack? …

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