Obama got Osama; FoxNews Throws Shade; People Act a Fool Outside of White House
Unless you’ve been living under the same rock we thought Osama was hiding under, you know that he’s dead. The world found out that global enemy #1 was murked and killed last night, while chilling in a mansion in a suburbs in Pakistan. Chile… WHAT? So this dude wasn’t even in a cave like we thought? When they found Saddam, he was about 15 feet deep in Earth and covered in dust. Osama was in a nice mansion sipping on Simply Orange and we didn’t even know.
When it was announced that the President was having an emergency press conference at 10:30pm EST last night, I was nervous #dinnamug. I came up with all types of scenarios of what he could be telling us. I thought he might say “Donald Trump’s hairhat has been cloned. And it walked out the lab. We’re concerned.” Either way, my blood pressure was sky high. BUT I was tickled that the last 30 mins of “The Apprentice” was interrupted as we all waited for Barack to speak. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, ‘Rack O!!! I approve.
Ennehweighs, back to Osama. So he’s dead. We found out about 40 mins before Obama spoke. If y’all ever thought Barack O wasn’t black, the press conference that was over 1 hour late is proof. His African blood showed OUT. But CNN said it was because he was writing his own speech.
RT @Lurrelle: Lemme find out they taking jail poses in front of Bin Laden’s body and lost track of time :-/
Obama shoulda started his press conference by moonwalking in to “Run this town” while rocking aviator shades. But yeah, he kept us waiting for over an hour and made a 10 minute speech where he basically went “Sooo I got Bin Laden. You’re welcome!” *drops mic*
Yeah. He came through and went “I RUN THINGS!” Donald Trump is somewhere pissed. He got his tighty whities all in a bunch. LOSING.
But of course, everyone can’t let Barack be great. Fox News is one of them.
B and S aren’t even next to each other on the QWERTY keyboard. I don’t have time for this, Fox. Sit up there and say that wasn’t done on purpose. FOX NEWS DOESN’T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE!!!
It’s interesting witnessing yet another moment that we know will be placed in future history books. Kids will get tested on it.
Future history quiz:
“Who was the 1st black president of the U.S.?”
“What date was Osama’s death announced?”
“Whose hairhat got snatched the night before this announcement?”
But yeah, I FULLY understand the people who can’t “celebrate” the death of Osama. And I understand the people who are nervous about what happens next. Everyone will take this news differently. Once the initial *fist pump* wears off, anxiety may set in for everyone else. But for now, some folks are understandably glad that this monstrous figure is no longer a factor.
HOWEVER, the people doing the dougie for hours and playing with beach balls outside the White House were doing THE MOST with the least. It wasn’t a great look. I know folks are glad but that was just tacky. GO HOME, ROGERS!
Soooo can I leave my shoes on when I go through airport security now? Can my liquids be 6 oz.? THESE are important questions.
So what are your thoughts on this? Discuss.
Iwon know about this…something in the milk aint clean to me…I gave this whole thing a Madame Cameroon side eye….
Why you think something in the milk ain’t clean? Do tell.
I swear you tickle me so…your delivery is priceless.
I don’t agree on the “celebration”…but, I do get the exhalation. We benefit from having this dude gone and I get it, but some folks are out of control and it’s a little hard to watch. Reminds me of the time they had the cameras on some folk out in Iraq dancing, throwing candy and singing “Allahu Akbar” like it was Usher’s OMG after 911 hit.
…yea, doing too much and not enough.
Thank ya kindly!
Yeah that celebration was doing the most. People need to quit.
i PROMISE you i was in here at my desk literally LOL I read one of your lines “showing his African” to one of my supervisors who then said you know why he did that right, talking about celebrity apprentice…CLASSIC!
you out die yourself on this one…AND i just read the tweets from today….
He DID show his African. Dude was UBER late. But glad to have ya at my eCrib!
I know this is far from over BUT I’m hoping this gives the 9/11 families a tiny sense of peace. As a military wife who has watched her husband deploy 3 times it makes me even more grateful for the bravery of those involved in this operation. While I know its wishful thinking, but I’m hoping the troops can all come home and soon!
I hope the same. But I doubt the troops will be coming home soon. There are so many conflicts going on around the world. :-/
I was too through when I saw them tossing beach balls. Like MTV Spring Break had started in front of the White House. SMH.
Not a good look for them.
“So what are your thoughts on this? Discuss.”
Yer Mostest Awesomelynesses?
You asked, right? I’m accepting that as a serious inquiry. That OK?
I think about Why I love me some Awesomely Luvvie (and originally The House of IG – now in Detroit foreclosure).
The hilarious takes on the less-than-serious in life.
The funny semi-irreverent look at the ridiculous in life.
The blowing up of some stupid, small, almost meaningless something up into full-blown IG.
In other words … a “place” fully separated from the way-to-often hard, cruel, uncaring, increasingly violent reality of life as it has become. You have often provided the small window of escape from the real world, the place where things can be very ugly.
Because we all need a respite from the things we know and face that are the reality.
I don’t really like the loss of ‘your place’ to the things that are disturbing. I didn’t enjoy reading this actually. The ugliness of a hostile, violent world, where killing, killing and more killing is seen as some sort of solution to the world’s increasingly contorted problems.
I grow sick of thinking about the quantities of loss of life; the disgusting hatreds by so many people everywhere for so many so-called justified reasons.
You used to be a fairly safe haven.
I hope it doesn’t go away …
LiteBread, don’t worry. AwesomelyLuvvie will continue to be that place. B/c for ME, I need a light place to come to when everything gets dark. I e’em lightened up the color of my blog. Remember how it used to be black w/ white text?
But yeah, no worries.
Mi day just got some sunshine!
Great posts, moon walking into Run This Town. Love it.
yeah, I agree it was a bit tacky to celebrate the death. Celebrate the take down of Al Quida, but that’s not the case just yet, so I’m one of the nervous folk wondering what the revenge would be… But this was a big moment.
People really did act like the outside of the White House was spring break on MTV. Hot mess.
Luvvie! I’s glad you back! Now can I just tell you that when I initially perused this post (like what I did there? I’s edumacated!), I was at my office … and I flat out howled like Midget Mack was under my desk tickling my toes! Luvvie, darling … that .gif has given me everlasting life AND resurrection!!! Please, please, please don’t ever change. Oh, and Pakistan gets the UN sideye, mr. “tramp” needs to take that squirrel off his head and have a nap (next to his catalogue bride of the minute), the teabaggers (see what I did there, too?) need to sit down-shut up-and get used to the fact that OUR President is-and will remain-Black, and faux news needs to sit down next to mr. tramp. If the President had been any cooler, I would need my leopard print snuggie on just to watch him!
Not Midget Mac doe. Cole, you stoopid. But yes, that gif gave me vapors. I love it with everything.
Pakistan is getting a federal side-eye right now. They gon mess around and get their funding cut off by the YouEss.
I am truly hurt. I just went over to your Dumbest Tweets Tumblr (just because you asked so nicely), and what do I see? A lil duval tweet, your profession of hate for him, yet no explanatory post here on awesomelyluvvie.com. And after all my waitin and pleadin. WWWWWWWWHHHHHHYYYY!!!??? All I want in life is that post (and to re-enact the boy/girl dance battles in all the House Party Movies. AINT GON HURT NOBODY!) Can I please, pretty please (with Idris Elba on top) get that post?
I owe yall a post on why I hate him for sure! It’s coming. I’ma get myself together and write it soon. I’ont want you to snatch my hairhat! You gon get it!! *scout’s honor*
Ha! “These are important questions.!
“doing the most with the least”
Can I just say, that despite the fact that an (embarrassingly) ex-Australian owns Fox, which is so damn “Right” that it’s def WRONG!!…
It is undeniable that, to the rest of the Western World (not the USA), Pres Obama is the most universally liked/respected/admired president EVER!
You would be really hard pressed to find anyone in Australia, Europe or England who doesn’t LOVE him,..peeps just think he’s the most credible leader you’ve ever had…pity a lot of Americans don’t realise how lucky they are.
And don’t even start me on Socialized Healthcare!!! ..you all were the ONLY western country NOT to have it for Goodness sakes! ..OMG..we’ve all had it for 50+ years!!..I could go on,..but to summarize.. Obama=Besteverevereverpresident 🙂
When this happened, one of my friends posted the best response ever:
“And THAT is how you upstage a royal wedding.”