Dear Caroline Wozniacki, Mocking Serena’s Body? You TRIED It
I tell ya. People are getting too big for their britches nowadays and they clearly need to be snatched back into their lanes. This latest sternly-worded letter was earned by Caroline Wozniacki, tennis player and consummate loser. Dear Caroline Wozniacki, Girl, you REALLY tried it. You tried it so hard …
Lenny Kravitz and His Ginormous Scarf
Lenny Kravitz has always marched to the beat of his own drum and I ain’t mad at him for it. But sometimes, I do wonder what goes through his head when he puts on certain things. Like: Lenny Kravitz is rocking a damb duvet around his neck like it makes …
From Atlanta to Anguilla: RHOA Episode 6 Recap
Whoever thought the couples trip to Anguilla on Real Housewives of Atlanta was a good idea is either naive, or thought it was the perfect recipe for drama. I’m pretty sure it’s the latter and they were right. It wouldn’t be terrible if Kenya wasn’t invited but since she is, …
Who Shot Fitz Slayed Me! Scandal Episode 208 Recap
When I tell you that I couldn’t move from my couch for an hour after this last episode of Scandal, please believe me. It was like someone took my last cookie. This show has me in my feelings and I don’t even mind. Scandal SLAYED ME more than usual this …
Best Family Feud Answer Ever: Pork WHAT?
I haven’t watched Family Feud in years, but I might need to watch because I forgot the foolery that happens on that show. This clip was brought to my attention a couple of months ago. Steve Harvey asks the question “Name something that follows the word ‘pork’” and foolishness ensues. …
Oprah Isn’t the Richest Black Woman Anymore. My Fellow Nigerian Folorunsho Alakija Is
I’d like to start this off by saying UP NAIJA!!! Ok now that I got that out of the way… It was recently announced that Mother Oprah Winfrey, Queen of Epic Media Empires and Everything is no longer the richest Black woman in the world. Who overtook her for the …
This Chanel Tattoo is What Failing At Life Looks Like
Are we moving backwards as a human race? Very possibly. Everyday I see examples to confirm this. Look at what she has done to herself. Yes. You are seeing correct. This chile went and got a tattoo of pannie drawls. With Chanel’s Cs logo on it. *deepest sigh ever* Where …
DMX’s Rudolph Rap Has Brought Me Christmas Cheer
I haven’t been in the holiday spirit but I think that changed tonight. When someone sent me a link saying it was DMX singing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, I asked them to take it back. I thought it’d be terrible and I wanted no parts of it. And then I …
Dear Rob Kardashian, You Got the Nerve to Call Rita Ora a Whore
Two people I haven’t paid much attention to are getting some attention today, and I am here to write one of them a sternly-worded letter. Rob Kardashian, the Patron Saint of Ain’t Ever Did Shit went on a Twitter rant against his ex-lady he was seen with Rita Ora, also known …
Nene is the Right Kind of Woman to Read: RHOA Episode 5 Recap
Listen. Nene Leakes is starting to own a special place in my heart for her ability to READ. PEOPLE. FOR. FILTH! There is no shade like Lenethia shade and I am here for it. This episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta (and really, a lot of this season) had Nene …