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Who Rocked the Jheri Curl Best: Bradley Cooper or Justin Timberlake?

I am amused because pictures have been circulating with Bradley Cooper on some movie set spotting some pink rollers like Miss Pearl from 227.


I don’t care how hot or cool you are. If you need to be humbled, put some spongy rollers in your coif and it’s InstaLame. And I must say that I am hella tickled seeing this white dude in rollers!

And then today, I saw a picture of the end result of the rollers and I hollered.

Bradley has a jheri curl, son! HA!!!

They got Bradley outchea rocking the activator special like a real G! I just wanna spray his head with Soul Glo so it can shine through. Justin Timberlake’s 90s ramen noodles curl called and said it wants its swag back. Hehehe.

Look at them two curl-rocking dudes. HA!


So who ran the White Boy jheri? Justin Timberlake from the 90s or Bradley Cooper after his roller set in 2013?

Lemme know whose hair was LAID like cheerios on a preschool carpet. Speak your peace!

P.S. Did Justin get a relaxer on his hair now? It’s SUPER straight for his “Suit & Tie” look and I’m wondering if he got that No-Lye. No lie.

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  1. Nessa
    April 3, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    I am howlingg ! But please believe when Justin did the big chop (because that’s essentially what I now call the massacre of perfectly beautiful hair), I cried much in the same way that I would ten years later during my own big chop. JT’s the originator so I gotta give it to him, but I realllly appreciate Bradley’s hair. Just wanna run my fingers through it and stuff mhmm yessuh!

  2. April 3, 2013 at 3:34 pm

    First let me pick myself off of the floor because this is too funny. But since you wanted a serious question, I’m gonna have to go with Bradley. Honestly, he doesn’t look that bad with it, Justin on the other hand looks like a wet poodle. Bradley looks #sofisticated and delicious 😀

  3. QuitaP
    April 3, 2013 at 3:35 pm

    That post was the best thing for a Wednesday afternoon! Gotta give it to BCoop because he can still get it ALLATAHM (learning to use my Luvvie terms!); even with the Jheri Curl.

  4. Agliophobic
    April 3, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    Apparently, Justin got Brazilian blow out. *shrugs. If you don’t look at Bradley’s hair, he looks finer than normally. That tan is working for him.

  5. Raspberry Jones
    April 3, 2013 at 3:54 pm

    I am hollering at my desk while I’m “working”. This is a mess! Justin getting a relaxer now! I have to quit you during my “work” hours.

  6. shadgg02
    April 3, 2013 at 3:55 pm

    BCoop all day, erreday, ALLATAHM….

    my body is ready!!

    • April 4, 2013 at 11:55 am

      This ^^^

    • Terri
      April 4, 2013 at 1:15 pm


  7. TajMahal
    April 3, 2013 at 4:14 pm

    Luvvie, where do you get these sayings from from? LOL

    “LAID like cheerios on a preschool carpet”

    I take it you regularly occupy the corner of said preschool, so you would definitely know, right?

    I am over here dying!

    I don’t know who wore it best, because Timbers had that tight shiny, highlight curl, like he spent more time in the chair. But I want nothing to do with his goofiness in appearance or in deed.

    Cooper, however, has a more modern jheri curl, and that makes it cool…I guess? It’s just less shiny and cartoonish. Besides, he a little bit handsome. I might could play in his hair, even though I was taught not to do so. :-X

  8. marge
    April 3, 2013 at 6:54 pm

    they both could get it, jheri curl or not! :p

  9. Nptexas
    April 3, 2013 at 7:33 pm

    I’m never here for JT but brad…that’s another story. If only I weren’t old enough to be his mama

  10. Shazz
    April 3, 2013 at 7:56 pm

    Oh Luvvie! You have the best free comedy show in town! *hella tickled*

  11. @darthjaeda
    April 3, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    Justin got a Chi flat iron and a bespoke suit and it all looks like it needs to be packed up and sent on over to Robin Thicke (I know you saw him eat that chocolate ice cream cone in his new video, right? I ain’t mad, Paula.)

    But B-Coopa swam in the tainted waters of Paris (Hilton.) And he got a spray on beard just like Jamie Foxx’s hairline.

    So I gotta give it up to JT and his Dominican blowout.

    • Pepp
      April 5, 2013 at 9:50 am

      LMBAO! You are going to hell for that. But I’m still going with BC over JT cause ain’t nobody checking his marmoset looking ass.

      • CafeGirlsPress
        April 5, 2013 at 10:58 pm


        JT’s picture looks like it belongs in the Men Who Look Like Young Lesbians archive. Back off those estrogen shots, son.

  12. Sunny
    April 11, 2013 at 5:06 pm

    OMG I had a flash back of my childhood – my Grandmother used to make me wear those damned things – cute hair.
    Well I’m not a fan of blond so I’ll go for Brad 🙂