Anguished in Anguilla: The Kenya Moore Story. RHOA Episode 8 Recap
Kenya Moore’s Real Housewives of Atlanta behavior is of that person who says “I like your dress. I want one just like it.” And you tell her “Thanks. I like this dress too.” And then 4 days later, she wonders why the dress isn’t in her closet yet. And it’s …
Stevie Wonder Would Play At Harpo’s Juke Joint and I’ont Like It
I’ve always been a Stevie Wonder fan. I know all his songs and I love him. He is a genius. But his PR team is not. A couple of years ago, I wrote a sternly-worded letter to Stevie Wonder telling him to fire his team because they don’t want the …
Tom From MySpace Read Someone For Filth on Twitter
Note: This post was clearly supposed to be for yesterday but what had happened was… Loitering on Twitter pays off sometimes. Because if you do it at the right time for long enough, stuff will happen that’ll have you eating popcorn like Michael Jackson in Thriller. Last night, I sho’ll …
Why My Site Was in Internet Purgatory for the Last 24 Hours
Lemme tell y’all what happened. These past couple of months, I’ve been breaking my own traffic records. In fact, since July, my site traffic has doubled. I’ve been getting ALLA THE PAGEVIEWS! And I realized that I needed to upgrade my hosting account. I got the BRIGHT (read: really dumb) …
Instagram’s New Terms of Service is a Fail
I joined Instagram September of 2011 just so I could hold down the Luvvie username. Between then and July 2012, I had uploaded just 2 pictures, and one of them was of my socks in the “rise” filter. And then July happened and I went to LA and decided to start Instagramming more so …
We Must Stop Legging Abuse ASAPtually!
Leggings are comfortable. I get it. I like them too. But ever since the leggings as pants trend started like 4 or 5 or 6 years ago, people have been abusing it left and right. There are folks who rock it with cropped shirts, showing off all camel toe. And …
All’s Fair in Love and Wig Snatch: RHOA Episode 7 Recap
Another episode and another reason to be embarrassed for Kenya Moore. Real Housewives of Atlanta is just here to make us all shake our heads at her. Kenya Is Inappropriate – Our non-favorite, non-housewife Kenya is suffering from lack of couth. Who thinks it’s ok to ask someone which of …
I’m Blown Away by Scandal’s Winter Finale: Episode 209 Recap
The fact that it’s gonna be four weeks until we get to see a new Scandal episode is currently killing me softly. Because this last winter episode was so good that I was gagging when it was done. Every time we think we’ve figured out these characters, their stories and …
Ratchet and the Geek’s All Scandal Everything Episode
You might know that I just kicked off a podcast with my friend Scott Hanselman in October. It’s called Ratchet & The Geek and we talk about all things pop culture, social media and technology. And we also talk about Scandal, because we’re both stans of the show. We decided …
The Poptart Tragedy: Dumbest, Funniest and Best Story Ever
I come across hilarious stuff everyday but last night, I was introduced to the Poptart Tragedy. And I laughed so hard for so long that my stomach legit hurt and I had to take a drink of water to soothe my throat afterwards. I called my friend Antonio and we …