The Chicken Crossed the Road and Died. MIND = BLOWN
The old age question of “Why did the chicken cross the road?” means something so new to me now. So I was loitering in Tumblr when I came across: At first, I was all “I still don’t get it.” But that’s because I’m slow. So Bassey explained to me. and …
Happy Valves and Thymes Day!!!
What it be like, folks? Happy Valentine’s Day to everyones. It’s a day of increased expectations, men sleeping on couches and new seeds being planted (mmhmm…). It’s also a day of bitter Facebook statuses or bragging ones. To all the single ladies on Valves and Thymes Day, don’t write bitter …
SnowtoriousBIG is Here! Stay Safe, Chitowners!
As you all know, we’re in the midst of SnowtoriousBIG, the goon ass blizzard that is coming through Chicago and the Midwest. Skinny people of Chicago! If you’re going outside today, please wear a heavy backpack so you don’t get blown away by the wind. Kthx! Don’t get Dorothy’ed from …
Who Would You Rather…? Discuss.
I owe you all a post but in the meantime, I have a coupla questions for you. If you ended up in Hell, who wold you rather sing acapella to you for eternity: Rihanna or Cassie? Who would you rather take a bite from your food: Jim Jones unkempt self …
Things That Murk Thugs and Cause Thug Tears
As you all know, I’m a thug. I’ve even been called the Suge Knight of Twitter (shoutout to @areefuhstanklin). My goonhood is legendary. It’s epic take has been told all through nowhere… well that ain’t important. I’m just saying. I’m so THUGGISH that I punch teddy bears for no reason. …
Spades is Not A Game. Spades is LIFE.
People lose cousins, shoes, couth, husbands, wives over Spades. Why? Because Spades is NOT a game! It’s LIFE! For those people who don’t know what Spades is I’m judging you, it’s a card game that’s pretty much like “Hearts” backwards. I’d explain more but I don’t feel like it. Iunno …
For Colored Girls Who Considered Ratchetness When Foolery Wasn’t Enuf
There are times when I use my blog as a “never forget the foolishness” notes clipper. This might be one of them. I was on Twitter last night when this foolishness kicked off. We decided to start a “For Colored Girls Who…” meme. 1 hour later, I had laughed so …
Jersey Shore, Janelle Monae, Rick Rozay: Kids Did Halloween RIGHT!
Halloween has come and go. We’ve all seen our share of the outrageous, ridiculous, and outta pocket. However, I want to show off some of THE BEST costumes I’ve seen yet. And they’ve been worn by kids. First we have… The amount of awesome in this pic is OFF. THE. …
Lu Lu the Ferocious Dog Slays
Her name is Lu Lu and she’s a mini pinsher from China. She taught herself how to walk on 2 legs one day, and has a purse that she carries everywhere.
Vote for Jimmy McMillan Cuz the Rent is Too Damn High!
There are times that real life is WAYYYY funnier than anything any of us could write in satire. This is one of those times. I’d like you to meet Jimmy McMillan, who is running for Governor of New York on the “Rent is too damn high” platform. Everything else doesn’t …