For Colored Girls Who Considered Ratchetness When Foolery Wasn’t Enuf
There are times when I use my blog as a “never forget the foolishness” notes clipper. This might be one of them. I was on Twitter last night when this foolishness kicked off. We decided to start a “For Colored Girls Who…” meme. 1 hour later, I had laughed so hard I was sweating because of tweets from me and my ignant twitfam (especially @Shanselman)
For Colored Girls Who Considered Willow When Rihanna Wasn’t Enuf.
For Colored Girls Who Considered Real World When Road Rules Wasn’t Enuf.
For Colored Girls Who Considered Degree When Right Guard Turned Left. Umm… Wasn’t Enuf. O__O
For Colored Girls Who Considered Hootsuite When Tweetdeck Wasn’t Enuf
For Colored Girls Who Cry When Threading Makes You Cry. Urrr… I mean, Isn’t Enuf. Yes. Let’s go with that.
For Colored Guys Who Considered AXE When Deodorant Wasn’t Enuf.
For ColoredGirls Who Considered the Wop When the Butterfly Wasn’t Enuf.
For Colored Geeks Who Considered MacBooks When PCs Weren’t Enuf.
For Colored Guys Who Considered Kat Stacks When Herpes Wasn’t Enuf. They apparently wanted the clap too.
For Colored Girls Who Considered Target When The K-Marts Wasn’t Enuf. Yes. THE K-MARTS. Carry on.
For Colored Girls Who Considered Unfollowing When Muting Wasn’t Enuf.
For Colored Girls Who Considered Yaki When Real Hair Wasn’t Enuf.
For Colored Girls Who Considered Master’s When Bachelor’s Wasn’t Enuf.
For Colored Girls Who Considered Nine West When Payless Wasn’t Enuff.
For Colored Girls Who Considered Stripping When Freelancing Wasn’t Enuf. #SomethingBrashForCash
For Colored Girls Who Considered Boyz II Men When New Edition Wasn’t Enuf.
For Colored Girls Who Considered TVOne When BET Wasn’t Enuf.
Here are some notable tweets from my Twitfam:
RT @assante For Colored Girls Who Considered The Wallslide When Reality Wasn’t Enough
RT @NegroDaria For Colored Girls who considered Everest when Kaplan College wasn’t enough
RT @shanselman For Colored Girls Who Tightened Up That Kitchen when the Touch Up Wasn’t Enuf
RT @Hadji4ever #ForColoredGirls who chose Red Lobster when Sizzler wasn’t enuff
RT @Hadji4ever #ForColoredGirls who considered wedges when kitten heels weren’t enuff
RT @MissZindzi For Colored Girls Who Considered Hazel Freshlooks When Their Real Eye Color Was Not Enuf
RT @shanselman For Colored Girls Who Started Tippin on The TightRope when the Dougie Wasn’t Enuf
Complete foolery.
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For Colored Girls Who Considered Morgan Freeman When Methuselah Wasn’t Enuf
*Wallslides to my death* lmao
You know what Luvbug?? I quit you…But more than likely, we’ll get back together on Monday….
For colored girls who considered sugardaddies, when tricking was no longer enuff
For Colored Girls Who Considered Spades When Pitty Pat Wasn’t Enuf
*dead*
For ColoredGirls Who Considered the Mauntenance Man When Celibacy Wasn’t Enuf
For ColoredGirls Who Considered Idris When Al B. Sure Just Wasn’t Enuf
For Colored Girls Who Considered A Steak When the Tofu Just Was Not Enuf.
ROTF!!! You are outta control!
For Colored Girls Who Considered a Throat Punch When Drop-kicking Wasn’t Enuf.
LMBAO @shanselman For Colored Girls Who Considered Shiraz when Sweet Tea wasn’t enough. *disclaimer…ATL*
For Colored Girls who considered Body Magic when Spanks wasn’t enough.
LMAOOO!!! iCan’t.
LMAO!!! is all I can contribute to this discussion. I love it!
For
Nikki MinajColored Girls who considered injections when butts pads weren’t enuff…LOL *butt pads…smh
#ForColoredGirls who considered wedges when kitten heels weren’t enuff
#For Colored Girls Who Started Tippin on The TightRope when the Dougie Wasn’t Enuff
Me all day everyday
I need to be following you on twitter. . .LMBO!
YES INDEEDY! I’m @Luvvieig.