Lu Lu the Ferocious Dog Slays
Yes, that is a dog. On its’ hind legs. Holding a purse that’s a stuffed teddy bear. And slaying you hoes. This is one FIERCE KITTY Canine. Seriously… how FIERCE is this dog? Her name is Lu Lu and she’s a mini pinsher from China. She taught herself how to walk on 2 legs one day, and has a teddy bear purse that she carries everywhere.
Let me say this. I LOVE THIS DOG. Do you hear me?? LOVE! for so many reasons.
1. She has better posture than most humans. You see that straight neck? That gait?!?
b. Her purse is adorable chic. Lu Lu found such a genius way to carry around her favorite plaything. Instead of hugging it like the rest of us uncool people, she tied a string and made it a purse. Don’t be surprised if Fall 2011 fashions signals the return of these types of accessories.
III. Lu Lu’s walk is what Miss Jay TRIES to teach the models on ANTM. When he tells them to elongate their strides, THIS is what he envisioned. And Lu Lu just walks like this when going on her morning walk. or to ghe grocery store. The world is her runway! You better WALK and WORK, honey!
4d. Do you SEE the look in Lu Lu’s eyes? Can’t nobody tell that dog ain’t FEROSH!
But yes… Lu Lu = EVERYTHING! This dainty dog is slaying other bitches (literally) with her divatude. Sashay, Chanté!
Are you loving Lu Lu as much as I am?
P.S. This is my 400th blog post. *does the wop* Ok. Carry on.