Lu Lu the Ferocious Dog Slays

I was reading DListed when I came across this picture and post:

Lulu the dog

No this isn't photoshop. It's Lu Lu the Ferosh!

Yes, that is a dog. On its’ hind legs. Holding a purse that’s a stuffed teddy bear. And slaying you hoes. This is one FIERCE KITTY Canine. Seriously… how FIERCE is this dog? Her name is Lu Lu and she’s a mini pinsher from China. She taught herself how to walk on 2 legs one day, and has a teddy bear purse that she carries everywhere.

Let me say this. I LOVE THIS DOG. Do you hear me?? LOVE! for so many reasons.

1. She has better posture than most humans. You see that straight neck? That gait?!?

b. Her purse is adorable chic. Lu Lu found such a genius way to carry around her favorite plaything. Instead of hugging it like the rest of us uncool people, she tied a string and made it a purse. Don’t be surprised if Fall 2011 fashions signals the return of these types of accessories.

III. Lu Lu’s walk is what Miss Jay TRIES to teach the models on ANTM. When he tells them to elongate their strides, THIS is what he envisioned. And Lu Lu just walks like this when going on her morning walk. or to ghe grocery store. The world is her runway! You better WALK and WORK, honey!

4d. Do you SEE the look in Lu Lu’s eyes? Can’t nobody tell that dog ain’t FEROSH!

But yes… Lu Lu = EVERYTHING! This dainty dog is slaying other bitches (literally) with her divatude. Sashay, Chanté!

Are you loving Lu Lu as much as I am?

P.S. This is my 400th blog post. *does the wop* Ok. Carry on.

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  1. Whit
    October 25, 2010 at 8:38 am

    Get it, bitch! (literally)
    Lol, love this dog.

    • SweetTee
      October 25, 2010 at 9:01 am

      LMBAO at the literally part!

    • October 25, 2010 at 11:48 pm

      Dontchu love you some, Lu Lu?

  2. SweetTee
    October 25, 2010 at 9:00 am

    *In RuPaul’s singing voice*

    You betta work!

    Now this is how you start off a Monday!

  3. Capricorn
    October 25, 2010 at 9:33 am

    Sash sahay Shante!!!

    lmbao @ work it, bitch!

    • October 25, 2010 at 11:48 pm

      *2 snaps*

  4. paintgurl40
    October 25, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    she got one leg crossing over the other…doin’ the naomi campbell walk!! this is too cute!!!!

    • October 25, 2010 at 11:48 pm

      Lu Lu got that runway walk DOWN!

  5. Kay
    October 25, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    OMG, she is putting in work!! All these hunched over hoes, wish they could like this, but fail and can’t….

    • October 25, 2010 at 11:47 pm

      “hunched over hoes” is my new favorite phrase. LOL

  6. Kourtney
    October 25, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    She does have really good posture! LOL. Work Lu Lu. 🙂

    • October 25, 2010 at 11:47 pm

      RIGHT! Her back is STRAIGHT!

  7. October 25, 2010 at 11:34 pm

    She’s quite the diva

  8. Ms. Heaven
    October 26, 2010 at 7:34 am

    I’m giving this picture to all hatin ass hoes so they can see how a real bitch works it!

  9. Dr. Kiti
    October 30, 2010 at 2:06 am

    This hot bitch has one of the meanest struts I’ve ever seen in my entire life! iLive!

    • November 1, 2010 at 4:43 am


  10. bogart4017
    November 12, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    Congrats on the 400th post!!

    • November 15, 2010 at 5:05 am

      Thanks! Who’da thunk I’d written this much?

  11. November 21, 2010 at 11:59 pm

    You werk Bitch! lmao loving it! Why do I feel like Lu Lu should have an outfit on?

  12. Gee
    February 8, 2012 at 9:28 pm

    There is NOTHING I could possibly add ’cause these comments killed me! I wish LuLu owned me, that beyotch don’ belong to nobody! 3 snaps up “in a Z FORMATION!”