Whose Wayward Family Is This?
So I seem to be a glutton for punishment. Everytime I tell folks to add pictures of foolery and ratchetness on my Facebook fan page’s wall, they go above and beyond this duty. Especially Scarlett. This chile has NO sense! Anywho, last go-round, she added like 10. And each one was worse than the last. However, this stood out.
WAYMENT! Wait a GAHTDAMB minute! I understand enthusiasm for Christmas. I LOVE the holidays. And I know people usually can’t WAIT to send out pictures of them in just the right light, wishing everyone a Merry Chrismannukwanzaa. BUT this right here is doing the most. Which of these super geeked adults came up with the idea that what the world needs now is
love sweet love a picture of their family in fig leaves that’ll make Adam and Eve blush?
Seriously though… who was like “Honey, let’s bypass the snowflake turtleneck sweaters this year. I think we should just rock our fig leaves. THAT’ll really show people our holiday spirit!” Sir… Madam… no one wants this in their mailbox or emails. You have a cute family but I don’t need to know what kind of underwear you wear because of the tan lines those fig leaves don’t cover up. I just… don’t.
Something tells me it was Mama Fig’s idea though. She seems to wanna show off her segzy. But I wonder… Who shot this pic??? When these 4 walked on set, did he give extreme side-eye? He shoulda been like this O______o the entire time he was taking these pics cuz this here? A MESS. And those poor little boys. Wait til they grow older and mama tags them to this picture on Facebook. TOO embarrassing!
Anywho, I must ask. WHOSE FAMILY MEMBERS ARE THESE?