Willow Whipped Her Hair and Wigs Were Wrenched
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, then you’ve already heard Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair.” THAT. SONG. BEATS. It goes all the way hard (beat-wise anyway). And the lyrics are catchy. Plus it’s age-appropriate. Willow’s on the scene!
5 Ways Guys Club Wrong
So Labor Day just passed, which not only signifies that it is Cuddle Buddy season the weather is actively getting cooler, but it is the time when my homebody-ness becomes full-fledge. All the kicking it I do from May to August is about to wind down a little bit. Clubbing …
Dropkick Him, Jesus, Through the Goalposts of Life
I’ve been changed, for the day I listened to this song, I KNOWED there was a GAWD! My homie, Crownie (McIGface), who is so foolish he needs a Sense Bailout, and I were on GChat and I sent him this video. This video had me in a severe bout of …
Being A College Freshman: A Short Manual of Do’s and Don’ts
It’s about that time of year. The weather isn’t getting hotter. Everyone has had a full 3 months of frolicking, ratchetness and nekkidness. September is almost here, which means one thing: SCHOOL’S BACK IN! Now, for those who just graduated from high school, it means you’re probably about to be …
Doing the Dougie Can Be Dangerous
This whole week has been an abundance in ratchetness. Online and offline. Foolery has ruled everything around me (FREAM). Anywho, folks have been tryna murk my soul, sending me a bunch of foolishness they’ve found on YouTube. Well, someone sent me this video below and I realized I first saw …
5 Reasons Why We Still Love Aaliyah
AALIYAH!!! *drops* On August 25, 2001, I was heading into my senior year of high school. I was on the phone talking to my best friend at the time. Roasting, ranting… doing what I do now. Except with no audience. Somehow, we talked unto the wee hours of the morning. …
The Random Things Folks Search to Find My Blog (and a Giveaway)
My readers are some of the funniest and wittiest people on the innerwebs (yes you are), and my comments STAY making me cackle. But y’all are also mightly ratchet. How do I know? Because of the way some of your found this blog. Google has been semi-kind to me, sending …
Awesomely Luvvie is 4! Let’s Celebrate!
Awesomely Luvvie is FOUR YEARS OLD!!! *takes swig of Bailey’s* *Sheneneh hip twurk* Four years ago, I abandoned my Xanga blog to move to Blogspot. On August 8, 2006, I wrote the first post on “Luvvie’s Queendom” (LAME NAME!). That blog became “Luvvie’s Random Rants” and then evolved to the …
Red Velvet Fried Chicken. My Soul Says YES!
Y’all KNOW I don’t typically blog midday but when things of such importance arise, I must ring the alarm! I have been alerted to the existence of RED VELVET FRIED CHICKEN by THIS! RED. VELVET. FRIED. CHICKEN. Yes, I must type that in all caps each time because it is …
BasseyWorldLive was the Reunion of Ratchetness
One of the things I was looking forward to the most on my trip to New York City was BasseyWorldLive. You see… Bassey Ikpi is a dope poet who has been on Def Poetry Jam and errthing. She’s also one of the best folks on Twitter, which is where she …