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Shyne, Kanye and Diddy are the Trifecta of Tacky

I was on Tumblr earlier today when I saw this pic of Kanye West and Diddy walking out of a building in Paris.

Kanye Diddy in Paris

Kanye: My dude, where’d you get that leather button up, yo? It’s SICK!
Diddy: Man, it’s actually 90% polyurethane, 10% lycra. 
Kanye: And it’s 100% dope!
Diddy: And your sweater. Bro, that shit is tight!
Kanye: Yeah man, I went through mama’s closet. I’m paying homage to Donda.
Diddy: Respect, my dude. Nothing but respect.

This is how I imagine their conversation went. Both of them looking like a mess and a half. Kanye’s granny sweater with pearls and stars is not even hitting on nothing.

And as if them two fools ain’t look goofy enough. Add Shyne to the mix and you got a Trifecta of Tacky N*ggas in Paris. And I will not let them cook. Shoutout to Necole Bitchie for the pic.

Shyne Diddy Kanye West in Paris

Pic from NecoleBitchie.com

They are really feeling themselves in these costumes they got on. I refuse to believe that they aren’t playing dress up on some early Halloween steeze.

Shyne is on the left, dressed like an ex-communicated member of the Amish community. And apparently, while they were cutting his hair, the light went out so they didn’t get a chance to finish. That is the only explanation for the Krusty the Klown haircut he has. And that satin kimono floor-length trench? He musta jacked it from Morpheus’ closet. Neo must have come to collect it after this pic was taken.

And Kanye is dressed like me from the 7th grade. I think I had on something similar in my school picture. He clearly take his whole fashionisto label to heart. Meanwhile, Diddy is going as black licorice and we know that no ones like those because they taste like despair and dye.

But I know someone somewhere is all “MAN THEY ARE SOOOO RAW!” and I want that person to have a seat. These 3 look like members of the League of Costume Enthusiasts and I don’t have time.

Ennehweighs, that is all. Whatcha’ll think about their #alphets?

Edit: So it seems Shyne has converted to Judaism, which apparently explains the hair. Ah.

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46 Comments

  1. Elle
    March 5, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    I refuse to believe that the man on the left was the same person who rapped alongside Barrington Levy on “Bad Boys.” iRefuse.

  2. March 5, 2012 at 10:53 pm

    This just made my entire day LOL!

  3. Darkpretty1
    March 5, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    you too funny! laughing hard as hell at Diddy looking like black licorice! the whole pic is just ridiculous

  4. Erzulie
    March 5, 2012 at 11:17 pm

    Shyne has converted to Orthodox Judaism. I got no explanations for the other 2

  5. naturalista88
    March 5, 2012 at 11:22 pm

    I thought Diddy was a damn vampire w/that getup on.

  6. March 5, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    Diddy’s coat pocket has stripes that much that tacky shirt.

    When I looked at the pic,I noticed the dude with the hair and was like wtf? Why are Kanye’s hands over his crotch? Too many questions.

  7. GloBug
    March 6, 2012 at 12:07 am

    That pursed-lip look Kanye is giving Diddy just screams so many different things.
    “Man u lookin SO hot tonight, I’ma make the duck-face FOR you.”
    “You in that leather kinda makin me hot. Like sexually.”
    “Lemme lick that first bead of neck-sweat that drips down ur neck before it reaches ur leather collar.”
    “Can we rub our matching collar-stars together?”
    “Kiss kiss, brah.”
    I wanna go on but…

    …just stick a damn fork in me, I’m DUN.

  8. GloBug
    March 6, 2012 at 12:13 am

    *sigh*
    I also noticed that Kanye’s sweater has those long splits on the sides, usually reserved for women’s clothing to provide a lil xtra “hip room.” And his sneakers have fringe on them that usually belong on moccasins.
    I don’t know Luvvie. I just don’t effing know. But I do know this makes me sad.

  9. March 6, 2012 at 3:26 am

    Shyne’s Orthodox Judaism neither explains his haircut (he should be growing out all of the hair on his hair and face) not the fabric choice of his outfit (Polyester? Not in the Old Testament. Mary Janes? I can’t and I won’t)

    Diddy looks like he’s auditioning for The Matrix 4: Morpheus Takes Harlem. If so, well played, sir.

    Kan…Yeez..I just…

    • March 6, 2012 at 8:11 pm

      I can’t e’em deal w/ your ratchetness. By “I can’t deal” I mean I love it.

  10. For These Reasons
    March 6, 2012 at 9:00 am

    I thought those were clip-on pieces in Shyne’s head. Couldn’t Kanye just reach up, politely grab them, and stuff them in one of those pockets on Diddy’s Licorice Suit? Perhaps not though, he may expose his mid-section with that short ladies’ top (if you must wear a long white tee under it to make it longer, it is TOO SHORT SIR!) — This is just wrong on so many tacky levels.

    • March 6, 2012 at 8:10 pm

      LMAOOOOOO at the visual of kanye’s tummy showing if he reached up. LOL

  11. BrandNew
    March 6, 2012 at 10:06 am

    I’m at work trying to hold in my laughter! This is hilarious!! I died at “Shyne is on the left, dressed like an ex-communicated member of the Amish community”.

    • March 6, 2012 at 8:10 pm

      But I ain’t lie

  12. Angel
    March 6, 2012 at 11:51 am

    “Diddy is going as black licorice and we know that no ones like those because they taste like despair and dye.”

    That comment had me ROLLIN’!!! TOO funny! But yes, they are a trifecta of tacky indeed!

    • March 6, 2012 at 8:09 pm

      😀

  13. Sha Sha
    March 6, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    Dead @ “And Kanye is dressed like me from the 7th grade” LMBO, guurrrlll, you are ‘da truth’. It is so true that money cannot buy taste. These negros just need to stop!!!

    • March 6, 2012 at 8:09 pm

      Money sho’ll can’t buy taste. These wealthy negros up here looking like caricatures. NAWL.

  14. Evelyn
    March 6, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    Did Shine do a twist-out on his sideburns?

    • Nono
      March 6, 2012 at 2:20 pm

      Hate this!! ::LMAO::

      I think he had a hat on inside, though. That was the picture I saw yesterday of him and Kanye.

    • March 6, 2012 at 8:09 pm

      LMAOOO!!! I need you to LEAVE!

      *whispers* Maybe he bantu knotted them

  15. Nono
    March 6, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    Come on now…. really??

    Compared to the other two Kanye looks like a regular human. Because Diddy’s too busy looking like the Willard for vampire bats.

    Shyne… Shyne did not leave the pokey unscathed. Hide your women, hide your quadrupeds.

  16. SB
    March 6, 2012 at 2:33 pm

    disrespectful to bring Kanye’s mother into this.

    • Nina
      March 6, 2012 at 2:39 pm

      Disresprctful of you to miss the overall point

      • Nina
        March 6, 2012 at 2:40 pm

        disrespectful*

      • March 6, 2012 at 8:08 pm

        WELP!

  17. Marsha S. Haneiph
    March 6, 2012 at 3:31 pm

    There are so many things wrong here. Firstly, Shyne should have kept his hat on, and his yarmulke isn’t clearly visible.

    Secondly, Kanye…thou shalt not wear bedazzled blouses, and what’s with the fringe on your shoes, man! Man!

    Thirdly, Diddy…did he give up trying to be the next James Bond and is trying to be the next Blade?

    I need a nap.

    • Sha Sha
      March 6, 2012 at 4:15 pm

      “thou shalt not wear bedazzled blouses” ROTFLMAO!!!! Just died all over again!! O___^___^

    • IfYouEverComeBack
      March 6, 2012 at 7:05 pm

      Marsha lord you slayed me dead. “thou shalt not wear bedazzled blouses,” *cracks up* and asking if Diddy is trying to be the next Balde man listen. iCan’t with you

      Goodday mam

    • IfYouEverComeBack
      March 6, 2012 at 7:06 pm

      Wait diddy was trying to be the next James Bond?

    • March 6, 2012 at 8:08 pm

      *dead* GO take that nap!!!

      • Marsha S. Haneiph
        March 7, 2012 at 2:15 am

        Heck yeah, Diddy wanted to be the next James Bond. The internet is forever, kids. Behold!
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsJcKYVSo2o

        xoxo

        • IfYouEverComeBack
          March 7, 2012 at 2:21 am

          Really Marsha? Lord iCan’t with him! Like I am all for James Bond having some colour in the leading man, but not Diddy, nawl son. I mean his acting is oright and he is suave enough but still…

          besides that Ni**as ego, don’t need to grow anymore

        • Marsha S. Haneiph
          March 7, 2012 at 8:58 pm

          I’m telling you guys. If you hear that he’s taking Karate classes, you know what’s up. 😉

  18. IfYouEverComeBack
    March 6, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    Lord this pic just yeah! Wait so Shyne is of the Jewish faith now? I thought he converted to Islam in prison. That bey need to pic a religion and stick with it cause his confusion is confusing me.

    Now as for Diddy I just can’t with him this alphet was just a Hotmess Trainwreck.

    As for Kanye forget the outfit isn’t he starting to look a little Manorexic, someone get him a lard sandwich and a cup of oil stat, please. oh and some vaseline for those ashy lips and skin.

    Luvvie you slay me all the damn time

  19. IfYouEverComeBack
    March 6, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    As you can see, as my newness(to the blog) wears off, I comment more

    • March 6, 2012 at 7:34 pm

      And I love it!

      • IfYouEverComeBack
        March 7, 2012 at 2:21 am

        awww glad you love it, and I love the blog! 🙂

  20. tealwater
    March 7, 2012 at 7:18 am

    Shyne got on his Mary Janes and his Geisha Outfit (check)
    Diddy Got on his fancy shirt with the leather piping (check)
    Kanye has on his lucky going to Bingo sweater check!
    GOLDEN GIRLS!
    |_

  21. tealwater
    March 7, 2012 at 7:24 am

    (n**&GAS in PARIS REMIX)
    doo doo doo doo
    mary janes so tight my ankle hurt
    kanye got on grandmas shirt
    diddy so fly he’s morpheus
    none of yall fools can f wit us
    (kanye purses his lips)

    and as my good freind says this is why negros cant have nice things

    • IfYouEverComeBack
      March 7, 2012 at 9:30 am

      *reads your comment, wallslides and dies twice*

      You a fool, but funny as hell

  22. Blazian
    March 7, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    Are they preparing for a damb ritual or something? Tell them Whitney already dead. What?? Too soon?

  23. tealwater
    March 8, 2012 at 7:12 am

    mos def look like they going to a big ritual that night..(serious note)

  24. ThisIshRightHereNinja
    March 9, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    Know what I never thought about ALLL along? Shyne and Diddy are cool now? #letMEfindout

  25. Dinasty
    March 15, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    I. AM. HOLLERING.

    This entire post slays my entire existence.

    Let me crawl into my Wal-Mart coffin.

  26. alec
    October 19, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    shyne didnt convert hes born jewish and its pretty ignorant to think amish when he obviously looks hassidic and nothing like amish. ahich rock r u under