Kreayshawn Sold 3,900 Albums and It Went Toilet Paper
Some of y’all are probably saying “Who is Kreayshawn?” and my response is “Exactly.” She’s a white girl from the Bay area who thinks she can rap and got on YouTube to show her skills. Of course, she was terrible at it and did the most with the least. She …
Oprah on the Cover of Forbes Gave Me Tea for my Fever!
So ummm, by now, you’ve probably seen the picture of the FORBES 400 cover. If you haven’t, well take a look. I SAID LOOK! Whatchu see before you is Oprah Winfrey, a Black girl from Mississippi, who had to sleep outside her daddy’s house because she was too dark… STANDING …
Michelle Obama’s Hair was LAID Like ObamaCare at the DNC and I Am Here for Her!
First Lady of the United States, Michelle Obama, came to the Democratic National Convention to SLAY and she left many in her wake as she murked that speech she had to give effortlessly. And she had me eating out the palm of her hands. Many other places will talk about what …
Diddy is Stevie J and Cassie is Joseline: Love and Hip Hop ATL Alternate Castmembers
Some of you are well aware of my love of the most ratchet show on TV right now Love and Hip Hop Atlanta. Well, I got to thinking and it dawned on me that real life can be funnier than semi-fiction that says it’s real life. Especially when you realize …
Clint Eastwood Talks to an Invisible Obama and Barack’s Team Shades Him
The Republican National Convention that’s going on right now has had so many foolish moments that even the Onion couldn’t have made this stuff up. There’s no reason to write satirical stories about the RNC because the GOP is acting enough of a fool for life to be funnier than …
Chad and Evelyn are Having the Worst Week Ever And Here’s Why
This madness with Chad “OchoCinco” Johnson and Evelyn Lozada left me a bit speechless for some days (on that matter, anyway. You know I was running my mouth about other things). But I couldn’t figure out what to say about these two when word of their drama leaked and spilled …
Dear Everyone Hating on Gabby Douglas’ Hair, Have A Seat.
Three weeks ago, I didn’t know who Gabrielle Douglas was. I had never heard of the 4 foot 11 inches 16-year-old from Virginia with an infectious smile and a love for the Lord. Now, I know and love Gabby, as if she was a little sister or cousin. I root …
Come for Mother Oprah on Twitter and You Might Get Embarrassed
People do try to come for the wigs of celebrities on a daily basis and usually they walk away pretty unscathed. Twitter is the perfect place where this happens, and I wrote about this in my Stages of Twitter Celebrity Roast and Wig Snatch post. Someone fixed their mouth to …
Turn All the Lights of Heaven On for Sherman Hemsley
When I tell you that 2012 has NO chill, please believe me. My goodness! This year just won’t stop taking our icons. This is one streak I’d like to end because every day when another celebrity from the days of yore is said to be dead, my childhood light dims …
KimYe, the Heat, Occupy Wall Street, Ocean Stans, Viacom: 5 Things I’m Not Here For
The homie SteenFox posted 5 Things I’m Not Here For on her Tumblr the other day and challenged folks to blog about 5 things they are not here for. So below are mine. * Viacom and DirecTV’s beef – When I was watching “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” on Monday, …