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Teddy Pendergrass is Slaying in His Firefox Fur: Throwback Thursday

Look at this AWESOME sumbish here! JUST LOOK AT HIM!

Teddy Pendergrass Portrait

Teddy Pendergrass said he was gon slay anyone within a 54 mile radius and his mission was accomplished. He said he wanted to go in and let us ALL have it. HE WENT IN AND LET US HAVE!

YES, LAWD! Real Gs wear full length fur coats without sleeves and dare anyone to say anything about it. Who gon check him? Not n’an person. My man outchea in his monochromatic earth tone look while the Earth is behind him in snow white. On some “BROWN WILL ALWAYS BE MINE” steeze and I ain’t mad at him.

What occasion is he dressed for? Whatever he damb well pleases. This is an ALPHET that allows you to dictate the dress code of any place you step into. He coulda walked into an IHOP and everyone woulda had to leave to go home and change into something more appropriate.

I am here for Teddy and his chinchilla firefox coat. This is what I call morning AND afternoon delight. Looking like a bag of new money, old money and unprinted money.

I, for one, feel inadequate just looking at this picture. Look at all the dambs he does not give! Chile, iLIVE!

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Mr. Pendergrass is so cool that his coat didn’t need sleeves. All he needed was a hole for his arms to go through and DASSIT. And he still retains warmth. DO YOU SEE THIS COOL ASS SUMBEESH?? You see him. Cooler than Antarctica’s coldest snap. Just ICY. Brrrrr!

And please let us not forget the pinky ring. That ring is the size of my whole wrist and it’s just chilling on his baby finger like “Hey boo hey.” Because the coat wasn’t enough to give you young, fly and flashy. He had to ACCESSORIZE to further give you what you wanted and didn’t know you needed.

My dude is fresh as he wants to be. Fresher than stepping out in spring rain after you spray Febreze in your house.

I need y’all to pay ALLA AMISH to Uncle Teddy in this picture! Classy and flashy. Cool and fresh. The Ol’ G.

This firefox is so fierce that Chrome is somewhere JELLIS!

They don’t make COOL like this anymore.

P.S. I must give shoutouts to Nichelle Gainer of Vintage Black Glamour. Her site is FULL of gems like this!

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  1. Jabari
    April 11, 2013 at 12:38 pm

    C’MON & GIVE PAPA TEDDY!!!! Slayin’ all you heauxs without the slightest bit of effort

    I mean, even the fox had to look down from the heavens and “Look, you summabish, you betta work my pelt! I don die so that you may give to the chil’ren!”

    Papa Teddy wins for the past lives, the present and the sfterlife…..#BOWDOWN

    • Jabari
      April 11, 2013 at 12:38 pm


    • Brittni
      April 11, 2013 at 5:18 pm

      Did the eel say that? Did that eel say that?!


      • Brittni
        April 11, 2013 at 5:20 pm

        Lmao, change “eel” to “fox” and then send a memo to Luvvie not to release more than one post a day. My ADHD can’t take it.

      • Jabari
        April 11, 2013 at 9:06 pm

        Girl, you know he did! lol….and Luvvie do be kinda puttin’ us on ratchet overload (0_____o @Luvvie) but I’m oddly here for it all tho. #WELP *sits back grabs popcorn and gummi bears*

    • July 10, 2014 at 11:31 pm

      That line about the fox looking down from heaven has me cackling like a loon. But yes Teddy P was the ultimate sex symbol back in his day – that was a man dammit. I mean he just oozed segzyness just by standing there. And whatever happened to that movie about his life that Tyrese was supposed to be doing?

  2. Rae
    April 11, 2013 at 12:50 pm

    Yesssss to all of that!!! I’m clinching right now…..

  3. Keleigh
    April 11, 2013 at 12:51 pm

    *FUNERAL TEARS* I am unable to contain my tears.

  4. Luminous P. Jenkins
    April 11, 2013 at 12:55 pm

    I think I better let it go…

    “Love TKO” game proper

  5. b_keps
    April 11, 2013 at 1:01 pm

    i am unable to deal with how fly Teddy P is in this hooded cape. giving all these “come hither” bedroom eyes.

  6. April 11, 2013 at 1:04 pm

    “He had to ACCESSORIZE to further give you what you wanted and didn’t know you needed.”

    Bwahahhaa Luvvie!

    • Crystal
      July 11, 2014 at 9:16 am


  7. freshie85
    April 11, 2013 at 1:06 pm

    Teddy is serving us full length Mongolian.pussy fur on a cold ass snowy afternoon circa fucking 1979!!!! YAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!! Slaying in the afterlife!!

    • Jabari
      April 11, 2013 at 9:13 pm

      “Teddy is serving us full length Mongolian pussy fur on a cold ass snowy afternoon circa fucking 1979”

      \____________/ <———my death bed where have effectively murked my entire soul….1990-2013

  8. Cheekie
    April 11, 2013 at 1:10 pm

    Teddy better GIVE life wearing the finest obese sloth fur!

    • CafeGirlsPress
      April 11, 2013 at 10:00 pm

      Where’s his eelskin wallet doe?

  9. Freshie85
    April 11, 2013 at 1:14 pm

    Luvvie……I just wanna thank u personally for giving me the best pre birthday gift that is this picture of Teddy P! This nigga is serving post Harold Melvin & the blue notes, full length Mongolian pussy fur on a snowy afternoon circa fucking 1978!! TAKE IT JESUS!!! SHAMMONE!!!!

    • Jen Jen
      July 10, 2014 at 6:09 pm

      So glad I can freely cackle at this during happy hour cuz I would have got fired cracking up about this at work. HAAAAAAAAAAA, I say, HAAAAAAAA!!

  10. April 11, 2013 at 1:34 pm

    Lov how Teddy just happen to be standing next to a boat reading FRESHMEN. Ha. How y’all love that.

  11. April 11, 2013 at 1:37 pm

    Soo smoothe. And he just happen to be standing next to a boat named FRESHMEN while looking like a life sized Teddy Bear. Loves.it. Pimpin is a skill.

    • Erica
      April 11, 2013 at 2:30 pm

      Very smooth look at his dang skin just like coco butter!

  12. KemaB
    April 11, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    My dude is fresh as he wants to be. Fresher than stepping out in spring rain after you spray Febreze in your house.

    I have been slayed goodbye

  13. KayMac
    April 11, 2013 at 4:59 pm

    Look here, nah…Teddy just gave me hella life!!! Gave me life dinnamug…Teddy is slaying past, present, and future with this!!! And his voice is the cherry on top…YES GAWD!!

  14. raven
    April 11, 2013 at 5:10 pm

    Im an ER doctor in ….Chicago ( deep sigh) and I NEEEEED my humor. This site gives my life some levity. Teddy is COLD-Blooded.

  15. tgran
    April 11, 2013 at 9:44 pm

    Just made it my desktop pic at work. RIP TP!

  16. April 12, 2013 at 2:52 pm

    Whoa…Teddy so cool, even the boat in the background is named “Freshmen”.

  17. Kym
    July 10, 2014 at 5:03 pm

    YAAASSSSS HUNTY!!! He is giving me LYFE!!!!

  18. Matador1015
    July 10, 2014 at 5:53 pm

    His summer alphet was made out of allathose pannies that went droppin every time he opened his mouth to SANG. #SweaterGod!

  19. July 10, 2014 at 6:05 pm

    #Slayed Teddy is cooler than a fan 😉 no one and I mean NO ONE can rock it like my man here!!

  20. Elizabeth Durbin
    July 10, 2014 at 9:36 pm

    That’s a mighty fine, fancy hoodie. Luvvie, your whole post made me lmao.

  21. nia0079
    July 31, 2015 at 4:44 pm

    -The Boat in the Background