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Poor Kim. Ray-J is a Bitter Dustrag and Kanye is a Douchebag

Ever since Kim Kardashian got #PREGNET with Kanye West’s baby, she’s been catching a lot of flack. Folks were already calling her everything but a child of God. But after we learned she had conceived the little coffee baby she had mentioned she wanted, she has been the object of even more roast and side-eyes.

Y’all already know I’m not a Kim K fan because I think she needs to have a seat. But everyone is calling the girl fat, as if they expected to LOSE weight when carrying a baby in her womb. Let’s all cut her some slack. The chile has had it rough, by her own admittance. She says she’s had a touch pregnancy and I believe her because she be looking like “the struggle” epitomized. I feel bad for her. She’s prolly somewhere wishing she could take a gulp of wine to the head.


But what sucks more for the lady is that the Ghost of Exes Past keeps haunting her. Her divorce to Kris Humphries finally got finalized. They were in court for like 1,000 times longer than they were actually married. Kris behaved though. It’s Ray-J who really ain’t tryna have her live in peace.

A month or so ago, Brandy’s lil bother brother, released a single called “I Hit It First.” In ultra-messy status, the cover was a pixelated version of Kim Kardashian in a bikini And he just came out with a video where he is frolicking with a Kim look alike.


I mean seriously?? The first line is “She might move on to rappers and ballplayers, but we all know I hit it first.”

Sir, SHET YO ASS UP, though! Ray-J’s bitchassness is showing and he has nowhere to tuck it in. Who does that?!? He JUST stopped having Brandy pay his light bills like 5 years ago. He needs to chill. He is still a bitter and belligerent dustrag and I am not here for him.

How completely childish are you to create a song letting the world know that you had sex with someone like 10 years ago? We got a tape already. WE KNOW! Also, does he want some sort of gold star or blue ribbon??? Congrats for sticking your pencil peen into someone’s Love Pocket. YOU GET NOTHING. Idiot. IS HE TWELVE? So damb stupid.

Dumb Chelsea Handler gif

Someone needs to cunt punt Ray-J into getting some sense. Brandy, COME GET YOUR BULLETHEAD ASS BROTHER! Ugh!

That sextape did get us to know who Kim Kardashian is but it also branded her with the tramp stamp scarlet letter I don’t think she deserves. And I didn’t ALWAYS think this. I used to be part of the loud chorus of folks calling her a hoe but I’ve grown in the past couple of years and really thought about my beliefs and my judgeyness.

The whole “hoe” thing is problematic for many reasons, like the fact that it’s so damb subjective and it’s the go-to insult that people use to hit below the belt. Plus, there’s the whole “it’s her body and she can do what she wants” thing. And there’s the whole double standard thing (and yes, I think men can be hoes. In fact, many are KING, EARL and DUKE HOES). And there’s even more logically… besides, Kanye, Reggie Bush, Ray-J and Kris Humphries, who else can we tie to Kim in the last 10 years? There’s prolly more but yeah…

Can we talk about how Taylor Swift has been linked to more men than Kim Kardashian but no one calls her hoe? We can’t? Aight. Maybe later. Also, if you think Kim is a hoe, then what’s your sister, aunt and cousins doing? But I’m sleep. And that’s just me being petty.

Honestly, the word “hoe” gets thrown around too much and we should all chill on it. Ray-J is a world class asshole for this song, which he did because he is a trashy, spiteful, washed up and bitter dustrag.

One good thing came out of this though. Someone created a cartoon of Morgan Freeman reading the lyrics and it is as hilarious as you might imagine. Please get into it below and get your life!

FUNTY as heck. And Morgan Freeman’s voice makes everything awesome.


Ennehweighs, though. Kim’s baby daddy, Kanye ain’t such a champ himself. Video came out of them going shopping in Paris (again) and Kanye didn’t even look like he was there for Kim at all. First of all, he stood by and watched her struggle to get out of the car. She’s about 12 months pregnant. The least you can do is reach down and help her get out the car, knucklehead!

Then as they walked into the Givenchy store building, Kanye stood by and waited for Kim to open the door. For both of them. Just watch:

I was outdone and offended on her behalf. I said WUT?!?!? How are you not only gonna let her tug the door herself, but you WAITED for her to do it?

I don’t understand. Chivalry is not dead and I won’t accept it. If my boo does not open my door, we gon have some issues. Even my regular guy friends open my door when we’re together. Meanwhile, Kanye’s watching his pregnant girlfriend let herself in a building like he ain’t got no home training. Chile, iCANNOT.

Then again. Kim actually pumped Kanye’s gas while he sat in the car. Do y’all remember that??? The girl needs an intervention. Low #Selfofsteam is an epidemic among us and we need to find a cure.

And for me, the lack of chivalry thing represents itself in other areas. Kanye didn’t show much consideration for Kim and that was in the 30 second clip. Are we all judging their relationship from that 30 second clip? A lil bit. But body language and ALL’AT shows that he wasn’t really giving half of a damb. She is carrying his child. The least he can do is ACT like he cares. SHEESH! Kanye is all:

Fucks I Dont Give gif

One of my friends pointed out that he wasn’t in a protective stance at all. And another said maybe they fought because Kim broke the “no color” rule since she was in red. I HOLLERED!

So this is the nonsense Kimberly Kardashian has been dealing with. This pregnancy has endeared me to her and I just wanna get another Kim (Coles) to send her a “woo woo woo” bouquet.” The chile seems to be a part of Team Bad Decisions with her men choices and she doesn’t seem happy. Eyyaaaa.

I must be getting soft in my old age because… yeah. Anywho, am I the only one feeling bad for Kim, and wishing some of the men she’s dealt with and deals with get atomic wedgies that last for weeks?

Well, Ray-J deserves to be given a papercut while someone dips his hand in nailpolish remover.

P.S. They BETTER not name this baby “North.” O_______O

Edit: Damb. I guess I AM the only one that feels bad for her. Yall are letting Kim HAVE IT in the comments. 

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  1. Tiffany A
    May 1, 2013 at 10:57 am

    Very strategic use of the term cunt-punt! I appreciate you re-using it in a way that gives it so much power!

    • jen jen
      May 1, 2013 at 12:05 pm

      ‘cunt punt’ is amazing…and i ain’t oneta comment on stuff neither.

    • May 1, 2013 at 12:47 pm

      Thank yiu kindly. I’ve been really excited about the phrase since the sorority girl blessed us all with it.

  2. Ria B
    May 1, 2013 at 10:59 am

    I just have one question…

    What brand of maxi pads does Ray-Jeana use because I’m convinced he has a monthly cycle.

    • JazzT
      May 1, 2013 at 11:10 am

      Always Infinity to go along with his never-ending butthurt and coonery.

      • May 1, 2013 at 11:45 am

        Oh, oh my goodness that was perfect! LOL

      • Pepp
        May 3, 2013 at 9:24 am

        I rebuke thee for this foolishness!

      • Joanndith
        May 8, 2013 at 8:32 am

        This gave me life! LMBO!

  3. lola
    May 1, 2013 at 11:03 am

    You left off a ton of Kim’s konquests- Nick Lachey, miles Austin, Ronaldo, Gabriel Autrey, nick Cannon, Usher and probably half of the rest of Hollywood. She’s not a Ho though. She just used her goodies to get put on. Kanye is being a dirtbag though. Regardless of how she got pregnant or why, she is and he’s being a jerk. She’ll get her revenge though when her and her mom start planting stories on him to TMZ.

    • yannii
      May 1, 2013 at 11:25 am

      I was gonna say there’s soooo many other dudes she’s dated people just lost count. She’s even been married before to Damon Thomas.

      If you ask me, if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck…..
      But whatever we won’t call her a h*, will an escort do?

      Oh, and she dated Miles Austin cute self right after Reggie.

    • May 1, 2013 at 12:49 pm

      DANG. I didn’t know but e’em then. If she slept with 1,500 dudes, as long as she’s being safe, I’ont e’em curr. Once, I woulda been all “yeah she IS a hoe” but nah. I don’t like Kim. don’t get it twisted on that. But I do think she gets more vitriol than she should. Maybe it’s b/c I think she’s just looking for love in all types of hopeless places.

      LOL at her and her mom planting stories on TMZ. Kris Jenner would totally do that!

      • Pepp
        May 3, 2013 at 9:40 am

        I agree. I don’t like her but I’m not judging her for sex. Now her momma…I will judge the hell out of that trick.

    • Christie
      May 1, 2013 at 9:48 pm

      And one of the Jackson brother’s sons.

      • originalwharris
        May 5, 2013 at 1:57 pm

        Tito’s son TJ – according to Kim herself, he actually did hit it first in high school.

  4. Brittni
    May 1, 2013 at 11:11 am

    Do you remember being 7 or 8 and wanting some really ridiculous but expensive toy. Your mammy said if you got this one thing you bet not ask for n’an nothing else no time soon and you were convinced that you wouldn’t need anything else once you got this super cool, phenomenal, best toy in the world?

    Well Kanye is acting like that 7 or 8 year old. He’s gotten this amazing thing that he really thought he wanted but now, it’s not quite as much fun. Especially since the toy is now bloated and can’t have sex in quite so many positions 😐

    Anywho, as I am neither team Kanye nor Kimmy, I’m gonna need both of them to read a book or hire a super smart nanny in the next 2 months. If that gal doesn’t know how to demand a little help when she’s pregnant and he doesn’t know how to offer it, they’re gon have a helluva hard time when that mulatto child comes along.

    Good luck to baby Kwest, cuz s/he gon need it!

    • latebut
      May 1, 2013 at 11:22 am

      ALL of this! smh, poor Kim is gonna need Iyanla in about 3…2…1

    • RP14_96
      May 1, 2013 at 11:28 am

      Yep, that sums it up!

    • May 1, 2013 at 12:50 pm

      ALL OF THIS! I do feel like Kanye’s like “oh. it’s not new anymore. over it.” Except she’s pregnant and yeah. Both of them are Team Bad Decisions.

    • Consuela
      May 3, 2013 at 8:12 am

      Perfectly summed up right here… BINGO!

  5. JazzT
    May 1, 2013 at 11:14 am

    OK, that Morgan Freeman clip just re-up’d my life for another decade. Haaaaaaaaaaa!!

    Ray J is a buffoon who doesn’t realize everyone is laughing at his simple ass. What’s worse is his interview with Yahoo Music where he is denying it’s about Kim.

    Who poured water on this Gremlin and let him out the cage?

    • Elita
      May 1, 2013 at 11:51 am

      NOT A GREMLINS MENTION!!! *dead*

  6. KIRA
    May 1, 2013 at 11:21 am


    • missthg
      May 1, 2013 at 9:24 pm

      Luvvie is my comedic shero do you hear me???? I live for her updates on err thang!!!

  7. Avon
    May 1, 2013 at 11:25 am

    Love this blogpost! You are dead on, but I do not feel bad for Kim. She chose these men and like the rest of us has to live with her choices and all this drama is keeping her paid.

  8. Welpy McWelperton
    May 1, 2013 at 11:25 am

    Welp…people will be more likely to treat you like a lady when you behave like one.

    She’s a whore, not a hoe. Don’t believe me? She gets a cut of the profits from that sex tape…last time I checked, people who get paid to fuck are whores. *drops mic*

  9. Teri Wilson
    May 1, 2013 at 11:27 am

    A dustrag… I have ceased to function.

    • May 1, 2013 at 12:46 pm


      • May 3, 2013 at 9:36 am

        Luvvie! Ihollered!

  10. RP14_96
    May 1, 2013 at 11:29 am

    I too noticed that he didn’t try to help her out of the car…that was disturbing to me!

    So what the paparazzi is there, act like you have some home training, and put your hand out for your lady!

  11. BlackBerry Molasses
    May 1, 2013 at 11:30 am

    I’m with you. Her pregnancy has endeared me to her because WHAT THE F**K. This poor girl just can’t grow that babe in peace. Its obvious she’s not enjoying her pregnancy, and I feel bad for her.

    Kanye. KanYE. Is that how Donda taught you to treat women? Especially the woman who will bear your child? Are you dumb? Really dumb? Yeah, you are, for real. An overly self- important douchenugget. Sir, go get some manners and some CONCERN for the mother of your child’s well being. Ugh.

    RayJ is mad Kim was on the come up from that video they made together, and he’s still asking his big sister for an allowance (aside: Brandy, please come collect your brother. He’s out here making a plumb fool of himself and embarrassing the family). Kim ain’t carrying HIS demon seed an she ain’t thinkin’ about him neither and he is PISSED to the heights of PISSTIVITY. Full on bitchass mode. So made he made the penultimate Ashy Dick Negro Anthem . You wasted studio time and money to say that you stuck your peen in her first. Really? Okay. Good day, Sir.

    • GeeGee Conn
      May 1, 2013 at 12:27 pm

      Donda West is probably standing up in her grave. If Robert Kardashian was alive I bet he would be objecting all over the court of Kanye. I need to see some old videos of him and Amber Rose. If he was chilvarous towards her, that is real suspect cause didn’t he say Kim was his ultimate bitch??? If he wasn’t, then that confirms he’s just an asshole.

      I feel no sympathy for Kimmy. She became famous for having sex. Most of the girls in my high school were popular for the same reason. They all act like it never happened now cause they’ve grown up. Maybe Kim is trying to as well. Too bad she keeps surrounding herself with childish men-boys.

    • Chime
      May 1, 2013 at 1:34 pm

      Ray J actually said he hasn’t spoken to Brandy since the song came out, because he knew she wouldn’t agree with it. Brandy’s little brother is a P*SSY ASS N*GGA and needs to retrieve his life WITH HASTE. I can’t stand weak-minded men and right now his behavior is making him appear to be the EPITOME of that.

    • Elle
      May 1, 2013 at 1:50 pm


      “Kanye. KanYE. Is that how Donda taught you to treat women?”

      I feel bad for that poor child. I can’t classify either parent as an adult. Bad decisions abound. Our President read him right. Having a little girl might teach Kanye a thing or two that his mother already tried to, but I doubt it. And having Kris Jenner as a grandmother is the cherry on top of the nightmare. She’d sell that child into slavery for her own talk show.

      So, while I do feel for Kim because of the double standard (Kim’s whole history was/is a typical week for Tiger, maybe two for Eric Benet) and consistently bad choices, I feel worse for that poor kid. Not even a sensible living grandparent around to help that baby out.

      • vanitaapplebum
        May 2, 2013 at 11:37 am

        “And having Kris Jenner as a grandmother is the cherry on top of the nightmare. She’d sell that child into slavery for her own talk show.”

        Kris Jenner is the ultimate pimp. Kim never had a chance with a mom like that.

        • May 3, 2013 at 9:39 am

          Her pimp game is hella string!

        • margaret
          May 3, 2013 at 9:40 am

          Strong dang autocorrect

    • RozB
      May 1, 2013 at 2:07 pm

      Ashy. Dick. Negro. Anthem.

      Somebody call it. iDied the second I read that phrase.

      Sidenote: He has been trying to live off that video since HE released it and Mama Kardashian flipped it on his dumb ass.

    • Jabari
      May 1, 2013 at 2:30 pm

      I love you introducing the word “douchenugget” to my vocab.

    • Bpurpleb001
      May 6, 2013 at 5:16 pm

      First of all…douchenugget? Secondly…Ashy Dick Negro Anthem? My kids are napping so I holding in this guffaw and it hurts me. LMBO

  12. Nedra
    May 1, 2013 at 11:40 am

    She’s having a tough pregnancy? Ok, pregnancy is a whirlwind for most women but to say she’s having a rough pregnancy is bull crap. Unless I’m unaware of her having to hang upside down in a hospital for 3 months in order to save her baby’s life, she is NOT having a rough pregnancy. Is the baby coming early? Does she have to have an emergency c-section because the baby’s heartbeat can’t be detected? Um… no. She freaking taking trips to Paris and enjoying her life. I didn’t know sporadic bouts of morning sickness constituted as a rough pregnancy. Has she been sick to the point where she needs to be hospitalized for weeks at a time? Has she been on required bed rest? I don’t know, but I’m sure she wouldn’t be able to fit that in her already busy schedule anyway. My point is that all women have normal pregnancy symptons (hormones causing you to go on an emotional roller coaster involuntarily, tired, hungry, back aches, etc). She’s fine. Any backlash she receives now or in the future is because her very public actions/lifestyle warrants it. Is it right that she’s treated so harshly in the media? Probably not, but she made this bed and now the world gets to watch her get screwed in it. Repeatedly.

    • May 1, 2013 at 11:53 am

      “Is it right that she’s treated so harshly in the media? Probably not, but she made this bed and now the world gets to watch her get screwed in it. Repeatedly.”


      I mean, it’s not a lie, and it sounds like the truth.

      The girl clearly has issues. So does Con-ye and Rat-J. But I feel not one drop of pity for this girl. She built her career off of a sex tape, shows no shame over it, yet wants to be treated like it never happened? Riiiight. She knew what she was getting herself into.

      Honestly, I don’t think either one of them should spawn…with anyone…at all…ever.

      But she has, and clearly, it’s not that hard. The heffa is still wearing heels and getting pampered. No pity in this city.

    • keisha brown
      May 1, 2013 at 10:09 pm

      it was written.

  13. Nedra
    May 1, 2013 at 11:45 am

    Oh, poor Kim for having an emotionally tough pregnancy. Please. Most women do. I do not pity this woman. As for Ray J and Kanye… shr sure knows how to pick them… Ray J is nothing more than her bad choices manifesting itself in her life.

  14. Tonia
    May 1, 2013 at 12:03 pm

    Both Kim and Kanye deserve each other #thatisall

  15. CrayolaGirl
    May 1, 2013 at 12:08 pm

    It real easy for some people to judge….Kim K is an easy target. I’m not a fan of being famous for nothing but she made it work for her. I must say if she’s a hoe for sleeping with her boyfriends (because these were bonafied relationships) then there are millions of hoes roaming the world.

    Seriously, I refuse to listen to Ray-J’s song. I’ve read the lyrics…BS! He’s always seemed salty that she made millions when she put him on a shelf.

    As far as Kanye goes, hopefully she grows with this experience and raise her child in a healthy environment. When children come into play, life changes. Kanye and Kim are connected for life now. Kanye has lots of money but he’s a dick douche!

  16. Denise
    May 1, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    I’m no Kim fan but on some things, I’ve kinda had the girl’s back. She did an interview maybe after one of her breakups with Reggie and was like, ‘Is it wrong for me to go out on a d*mn date in my 20s? I was married for the 1st couple moments of my 20s so can I live?’ A lot of her ‘list’ was men that she literally went out to dinner with. Not saying she smashed or didn’t but if she did *shrugs*, do you girl.

    She’s not a hoe. Her dirt is just more public than ours. She’s what, 32? Go back through your teens and twenties and think about the dirt you’ve done and ask yourself does it stack up with hers. I’ll wait.

    She clearly has extremely low #selfofsteam otherwise known as pretty girl disease. (see: Stacey Dash, Halle Berry)

    I think she really did love Reggie but he wasn’t about to put up with all that camera, fame nonsense. And she was hoping she scored big with Kanye cause I’m sure there was a friendship in there somewhere. But from the outside, he doesn’t care for her AT ALL. I think it’s because she’s real now. Before she was “Kim the Kardashian”-a brand, a barbie he could dress up and play with. Now, she’s Kimberly-a pregnant, moody, uncomfortable person that requires him to actually deal with her. Yeah the lil trips to Paris are cute but I’m sure she was complaining the whole time and rightfully so-poor girl just wants to lay down and have a snack without having to put on all this damn make up and squeeze into these friggin peplums.

    Woo woo woo Kim.

  17. Helen Renee
    May 1, 2013 at 12:22 pm

    She reminds of those girls on Maury (don’t act like you don’t watch it) … The women with the overbearing husbands. She let get vagina get her famous, and its done led her astray.
    In a few years, she’ll reinvent herself and we will praise her, but till then….

  18. Raven
    May 1, 2013 at 12:42 pm

    This is my first comment on a Kim Kardashian article….of which there are hords of them on the blogs I read. I don’t get it. I don’t get the obsession. I don’t get black female bloggers imploring us to sympathize with Kim, feel bad that her boyfriend didn’t help her out the car or open the door? I also don’t get why this song was made and even more dumbfounding is why bloggers and clutch and loggers are covering it like its …..important. I don’t dislike Kim. I haven’t watched her tv show or seen any of her “work”. I don’t think she is a whore. I think she Is fame hungry and also very wealthy. For why does she need sympathy? Is she being made to be with Kanye? Is this pregnancy and courtship by forces? ……..I didn’t think so. I officially do not understand the work. First and last.

    • May 1, 2013 at 12:45 pm

      Iunno what other black “female bloggers” are doing but I’m not imploring anyone to feel anything bout Kim. This is just how I feel. She’s made bad choices and she’s a huge narcissist. And everyone acts like she’s walking herpes because of it.

      *I* feel bad for her but I’m clearly a minority in that matter and I accept it.

      • May 2, 2013 at 7:27 am

        Yes she made her bed and now must lie in it, but we can have some empathy for the situation she finds herself in.

        I agree with you that if we are calling her a hoe/whore we might as well call many others that (I’m looking at Taylor Swift).

        I’m not a fan of Kim K but I can look at her current situation and have a heart for her. That’s called being a decent human being.

      • raven
        May 2, 2013 at 10:44 pm

        i mean is she having pre-eclampsia? hyperemesis gravidarium? does she need a clerage? no? she just gained weight, cant fit her cute clothes and has a not-so-nice boyfriend? Just not seeing the need for sympathy or empathy. at all. Lots of people make bad choices and date bad guys. She wants us all to know.

        • raven
          May 2, 2013 at 10:48 pm

          cerclage i meant. and now ive commented too much with way too many typos

  19. Raven
    May 1, 2013 at 12:44 pm

    Typos abound: vloggers = loggers, forces = force, work = world

  20. Drea823
    May 1, 2013 at 12:51 pm

    I don’t really care for either one but I seriously think Kanye envisioned this relationship with Kim to be the same as Jay and Bey. Kim K is nothing like Bey, not too many people like her and now he’s stuck with her. As for Kim, she’s a lost soul. Seems to flock to anyone who’ll pay her half attention and she’s miserable now. I seriously don’t believe she wants this baby. Kanye is a little off to me and I don’t see this ending well. After all is said and done, I feel sorry for this baby.

    As for Ray-J, he needs to grow all the way up before someone chin checks his ass. This song and video shows just how immature his dumb ass is.

    • Tif
      May 4, 2013 at 11:22 pm

      Totally agree

  21. Akua
    May 1, 2013 at 1:37 pm

    Meh. I don’t feel one bit of sorry for Kim K. While I don’t think she’s a ho, I think that she has made her bed. She knew what she was getting when she got with Kanye. We all know his ass wasn’t opening doors and helping her out of cars before she was pregnant. Why would he start now? I’m sure Kanye showed her exactly who he was before the baby.

    PS- Ray J is a ridiculous creature.

    • RozB
      May 1, 2013 at 2:01 pm

      If there was an air freshener called Failure and Desperation it would have Ray J’s picture all over it.

  22. RozB
    May 1, 2013 at 1:59 pm

    Dear Ray J –

    You did not hit it first.
    You will not hit it last.
    I can confidently bet twenty-leveln million dollars you did not hit it best.

    You are an attention-seeking, desperate, and totally irrelevant douche nozzle who needs to occupy several seats and a chaise lounge chair. Carry your entire sleepy ass to bed so you can stop this phuckery in this dancerie.

    You’re welcome.


    P.S. – Kanye and his heavy-jawed ass really needs to quit with the rampant bitchassery and stop acting like he is the one with the spreading hips and tight-assed uncomfortable clothes. Oh wait…

    • Jabari
      May 1, 2013 at 2:34 pm

      Dear Roz B-

      iHate that iLove you.

      “Carry your entire sleepy ass to bed so you can stop this phuckery in this dancerie.” <——This one sentence murked me and brought me back to life.

      Thank you and good day!


    • Erin
      May 1, 2013 at 3:57 pm

      THIS. ALL OF IT.

      *crying real tears*

    • keisha brown
      May 1, 2013 at 10:13 pm

      i love you.
      this made my entire LIFE!

  23. Jabari
    May 1, 2013 at 2:03 pm

    I honestly hate Kim K. with a passion a while back, but I’m kinda softening on her nowadays. (She still a media ho but that’s another story for another day)

    As for William Ray Norwood, JR, SIR, go tuck in your petty and resign yourself to Land of Irrelevance where you belong. You know, I really feel sorry for Brandy because she gonna get backlash from this ignant negro and his selfish endeavors and she’s doing so well for herself now. Boy, take a page from Kris and Reggie: acknowledge that yes, you got Kim K. cakes before Ye did and move on with your pitiful little life.

    Now as for Mr. West, this overwhelming God complex you seem to have pick up in the past 5 years or so, CUT IT OUT!!! You know doggone well Mama Donda is looking down from glory and she is not pleased. I’m almost surprised she ain’t came down and popped you in the skull for acting a fool. Man that girl is having your baby…YOUR SEED! The fact that she even took on the job is a miracle in and of itself. Go have a seat a reassess your existance. and while you’re at it, rewind “College Dropout” and “Late Registration” and bring the Ye back SOON!

  24. Alecia
    May 1, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    Of all the men in this world she chose him? WHY??? He is a class A Jackass from way back! I don’t understand y’all. I have no respect for either Kim Or Capt. Jackass(Kanye). Lord please help these two and guide them in the ways of raising a child!

    • May 1, 2013 at 4:00 pm

      Captain Jackass with a leather cape and matching boots.

  25. Nikki
    May 1, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    Her first warning sign was when he had her get rid of her ENTIRE wardrobe and restock it with things he chose. Ridiculous!

  26. JozieGyrl
    May 1, 2013 at 4:01 pm

    Hey, Luvvie. Can I say to the other commenters…Y’all know ‘Ye ain’t been right since his Momma died. Y’all know this. He was off before but he definitely ain’t got it together now.

    That being said, I do feel bad for Kim K. She seems not to love herself or be happy even for herself. Happy that shes gonna be a momma when so many women cant carry. I am not a fan but look around her. Who gon show her da way?? Her crazy azz momma? Her sisters are all struggling to keep their dysfunctional relationships afloat. Even the younger one. That’s why I feel for her. Where are her girlfriends?

    Luvvie, can you tell her she should love herself enough to believe she is still fly even if she is wearing the big drawls like every other pregnant woman whether her man thinks shes sexy in ’em or not. She looks miserable when this should be the happiest time in her life.

    My advice? Kim, push Kanye’s fool azz out da car while its moving and go straight to the grocery store and get you some some ice cream. Then go home and take off those full body Spanx he makes you wear and put on some yoga pants and RELAX. And eat your ice cream, girl. All of it.

    I got no words for Ray J’s punk azz.

    • May 1, 2013 at 5:19 pm

      let the church say AMEN!!!

    • Jabari
      May 1, 2013 at 7:38 pm

      You betta preach that gospel, JozieGyrl!

      Almost took up a collection on your behalf, gal! LOL

      • Miss Wits
        May 6, 2013 at 8:39 pm

        Aaaaaymen! I’ve got a $1 to add to the collection plate!

        *puts in $20 bill*

        You got change?

  27. May 1, 2013 at 4:02 pm

    @Luvvie –

    Maybe Morgan Freeman can recite the tweets from janky-assed Twitter relationship experts.

  28. May 1, 2013 at 5:17 pm

    ohhh Luvvie – i got your back on the Kim K Sympathy Train

    1. look at this chile’s home life – her mama is a crazy, money-grubbing, publicity-whore whack job (though a brilliant publicist) who is willing to sell her soul (and children) for a dollar

    2. as a teenager, she was forced to pick sides between her crazy mama and her OJ defending daddy

    3. she was so desperate for love, she ran off and got married at 20 without telling anyone

    4. she made a sex tape (she ain’t the first – “gurl, ima delete it – i gotchu’!!!!”) like so many before her – her mistake was making it with that fool, Nay-J – after all of this “I Hit It First” nonsense, is there any doubt that Nay-J’s salty ass released that tape?

    5. Kim’s not a hoe – she’s just looking for love – in ALL the wrong places

    i could go on and on but it all comes down to the same thing – Kim is no different than a million other low #selfofsteam having, silly girls running around the country – Kim just has a lot of money and lives her life in the public eye – but negative attention is still attention, and clearly she needs it

    personally, i’m looking forward to the day Iyanla Nixes Kim’s Life – Kimmie will finally get a clue and realize she doesn’t need a man to complete (or dress) her – and she’ll write a tell-all book putting all these fools on blast

    • Akua
      May 1, 2013 at 8:23 pm

      oooh dianthe, the minute Iyanla calls Kim, “Beloved” and then proceeds to read her for filth about her life choices…I will get my whole entire life.

  29. GfromtheD
    May 1, 2013 at 6:47 pm

    I do empathize with Kim. I’ll never understand how someone seemingly born with all the opportunities this world can offer can be so needy and desperate. I guess wealth can’t replace the guidance of two sane, loving parents. She is indeed the “Queen of Bad Choices”, but I do not think she deserves this. I would not wish this for myself, so I do not wish this on her.

    I really wish Ray J would just give up and go away! WE DON’T WANT YOU! OR YOUR MUSIC! OR YOUR ACTING! I long for the day when he is just a distant memory. ” Remember Brandy’s little brother? What was dudes name?”

    Finally, Kanye. The only one with any real marketable talent. Too bad he’s SUCH A COLOSSAL DICK!

  30. Arlene
    May 1, 2013 at 9:30 pm

    Thanks to the twitters, I read somewhere a she’s having a boy and his name is Easton. Easton West. O_o. *facepalm*

    • keisha brown
      May 1, 2013 at 10:15 pm


      • cocoberrie
        May 1, 2013 at 11:11 pm

        Easton West??? Is that the best she could do? *sigh*

  31. Christie
    May 1, 2013 at 9:58 pm

    I’d feel bad for her if this pregnancy wasn’t her last-chance gimmick. She’s got NOTHING else going for her: she’s dates the football players, made the sex tape, got married for TV (She can deny it all she wants to but if there hasn’t been a hint of truth to it, it wouldn’t have dragged out for so long) and now she’s knocked up. I feel like she probably looked at Kourtney, who seemed to have an easy time with pregnancy and thought it would be the same for her. And maybe it could be, if she could relax, but instead if letting it hang out in a maxi dress and Old Navy 2/5$ flip flops like other pregnant women, she’s dressing in outfits that look like they are made of window tint. I am not here for her publicity sham. Get a skill and a job that doesn’t involve being your mom’s monkey and Ryan Seacreast’s cash cow.

    • JozieGyrl
      May 2, 2013 at 10:46 am

      Yessss!! A maxi dress would change her life!

      • tonia682
        May 4, 2013 at 7:21 am

        I had 2 late summer babies and I WISHED maxi dresses were in then.

  32. numbah5
    May 2, 2013 at 9:36 am

    Since nobody else will say it, imma say it…Taylor Swift is a hoe too! She has a roster of dudes that would rival Kimmy-kins but because she’s America’s Sweethart, she gets a pass…They are both opportunists who uses “relationships” as a stepping stone to fame and fortune.

  33. Carriecnh12
    May 2, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    As we would say in Barbados, neither Kim nor Kanye have any Broughtupsy, she is walking around looking like “death where is thy sting”,she makes pregnancy look like the most miserable thing (yes i know its uncomfortable) . And when you think about it her sister Khloe who wanted children is having a tough time conceiving and after just a couple of months of trying to fertilize her “old” eggs she winds up with child, but she has hardly cracked a smile, and just looks unhappy.

    And the man-child, with no manners or simple courtesy, clearly has no respect or Kim. He hardly looks at her and when he does its with no emotion. But what does Kim expect. She treated Kris like dirt, and always disrespects Kourtney about her situation and now is in the same boat. What goes around comes around.

    All she cares about is having a “coffee baby”, to show off like a doll, I doubt she wanted a child for the joys that came with it, and only for the publicity it would give her and to get one up on Khloe and Kourtney.

  34. Mz. Niecy
    May 3, 2013 at 2:21 pm

    I. She should be the poster child for abstinence until marriage.

    2. Ray J is proving that men can be worse than women when they feel they were burned.

    iii. All three characters in this lil nasty triangle of media whorishness is getting on my last damb nerve.

  35. May 4, 2013 at 8:26 am


  36. KS
    May 6, 2013 at 9:28 pm

    People complain about Kim being famous for no reason, but it’s bc of us that she is. The more she’s talked about, negatively or positively, the more she’s in the news. That’s not her fault, it’s ours. I feel bad for her. I know Kanye lost his mother a few yrs ago, and that’s why his head isn’t on straight, but he doesn’t seem to be any help to Kim at all. I saw her struggling to get out of the car and was instantly pissed off.

    As for Ray J, this is the only attention I’m giving him: He needs to go away bc no one cares.

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  38. May 21, 2013 at 6:57 pm

    I don’t feel a bit sorry for Kim. She made all of her decision being of sound mind and body. The difference between a LADY and a HOE is WHO KNOWS. She let the world know about her ways with that sex tape, and then living out loud with the reality show, being BFF with Paris H and then getting Married for the ratings. We are all human beings and we make mistakes, her’s should not be so Public

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