Whose is this?

Whose Sexy Flexy Granny Is This?

So the other day. I decided to put on my Facebook fan page that folks can feel free to share any photos, videos or stories of foolery that they find. Why? Foolery I asked for, and foolery I got.

This picture happened.

Granny in Pleather


WHOSE GRANNY IS THIS??? I feel so ashamed looking at this pic. SO SHAMED! Someone’s granny put on her BEST raunchy PLEATHER (because we all know that’s not leather) gear and is taking segzy pics on a bed. She got on the gloves, the cropped vest, the sideless (ew) pants and the 7 inch “F em” shoes.

Sidenote: Am I the only one concerned that if Granny Smith stood up in those shoes, her bones might crumble? Ain’t no milk in the world gon protect her from that. I’m young and I wouldn’t e’em wear those shoes. NO MA’AM! I value my knees!

I’ont know how to feel about this. On ONE hand, I’ont wanna be a hater and tell Granny Smith not to get her groove back. Geriatrics need love too. HOWEVER, who is Granny wearing this and taking pictures for? If it’s Rufus from Bingo night, she might do kill him because his heart might not be able to take all this stimulus.

And can we talk about how Granny’s rocking windshield wipers as eyelashes? Who does she thank she is? I bet she blinks and a gust of wind blows through. Those eye fans she got on. She’s like if Blanche Devereaux aged but didn’t slow down.

Blanche Devereaux gif

Plus the hair? FRIED, DYED and LAID TO THE TOP! I wonder how many cans of hairspray it took for that hairstyle to come alive. I hope the spray doesn’t clash with her emphysema. This woman looks like she’s been smoking since she was 10.

All I hope is that Granny don’t break her hips doing whatever she wants to come from that picture. I heard replacement surgeries are painful. Besides, she better go watch the Golden Girls and reminisce bout her days as a young “whipper snapper.”


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  1. Drea823
    November 18, 2010 at 8:56 am

    What in the name of all that’s holy??!! Lawd, somebody done dressed up, made up and posed a cadaver! “Eye fans” – bury me in a windbreaker..CTFU!!!

    I am always guaranteed a cackle from you Luvvie!

    • November 30, 2010 at 6:05 am

      NOT A CADAVAR!!! *faints*

      • Mesha
        May 30, 2014 at 12:09 pm

        Ion eem know why I fools with Luvvie’s fans. A cadavar? I died.

  2. November 18, 2010 at 9:53 am

    I am thinking Cruella Deville as a stripper. I can hear her saying, “you wanna see my puppies”.

    Peace, Love and Chocolate

    • NY2VA
      November 18, 2010 at 6:30 pm


    • November 30, 2010 at 6:05 am

      iCANNOT!!! lmaoooooooooo

  3. November 18, 2010 at 10:03 am

    Dang, Luvvie… I told you I got her back to the assisted living. I dunno how they let her slip past ’em like that, but we put a WanderGuard on her, so this won’t happen again.

    • November 30, 2010 at 6:06 am

      Yeah your Granny sho’ll is outta order #doe.

  4. Starita34
    November 18, 2010 at 10:51 am

    I got a shout out!?!? What? What!!

    Oh yeah, I’m leyomi droppin’ AND whippin’ my hair to and fro! You don’t tell me what I can do!

    You didn’t say her bones would cease to be if she were to stand upright in those shoes, did you!? *caterwauling*

    • November 30, 2010 at 6:06 am

      You don EARNT that shoutout. All that foolery you don did on my FB wall.

  5. Capricorn
    November 18, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    oh. . . my. . . .

    *falls silent*

    • November 30, 2010 at 6:07 am

      Right. 😐

  6. bronxgirl1
    November 18, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    She belongs in the Museum of Sex, on exhibit as the first prehistoric cougar. Scientifically known as Cougaris Scareus. I think National Geograpic did a documentary before…LOL

    • krocka
      November 19, 2010 at 12:09 pm


      • November 30, 2010 at 6:07 am


    • Tamara
      May 30, 2014 at 6:00 pm

      Lawd…this is why I got to check if I put on waterproof mascara BEFORE I read the comments. You people are ruining my eyemakeup. #intears

  7. Nana
    November 18, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    Slain. I.am.slain!

  8. Starita34
    November 18, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    🙁 Is my comment lost in cyberspace?

    • November 18, 2010 at 6:05 pm

      Oops! sorry it was stuck in my moderation folder. It’s up now!

      • Starita34
        November 19, 2010 at 3:26 pm

        Thank ya kindly. *tips hat*

  9. Anon
    November 18, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    WOW We now know what happened to Blanche’s heaux sister. You know the chick even Blanche talked about as a slut puppy.

    • Ms. Heaven
      November 18, 2010 at 7:29 pm

      *dead* That’s a whole lotta heauxshit going on!

    • November 30, 2010 at 6:08 am

      ROTF @ Slut Puppy. This ain’t no damb puppy! This is full grown slut doggy dogg.

  10. Eve~
    November 18, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    Alls I know is that Lil’ Kim/Nicki Minaj need to pay some respect! She been doing this since my mama’s mama was a haploid cell.

    P.S. My first thought was “LAWD! She stuck! Someone help her!”

    • Ms. Heaven
      November 18, 2010 at 7:30 pm

      I’m so done! LMAO!

    • November 30, 2010 at 6:08 am


  11. krocka
    November 19, 2010 at 12:11 pm


    • November 30, 2010 at 6:08 am

      I’m saying. She don doused out everyone’s seckchual appetite.

  12. Gabrielle
    November 19, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    I do not think that is a “grandmother” but someones “granddaddy”….Check out thoses hairy arms,unless she is too old to produce estrogen…..

    • November 30, 2010 at 6:09 am

      You know old folks get hairy as heck! But I wouldn’t say this AIN’T Grandaddy. I’ma check for Adam’s apple.

  13. November 20, 2010 at 2:41 am

    *deletes Luvvie from favorites* *blocks her on Twitter* *burns laptop*

    • November 30, 2010 at 6:10 am

      *holds on to your ankles* DON’T LEAVE ME!!!

  14. November 21, 2010 at 6:42 pm

    You know what Luvvie?! You ain’t shit!! rotfl I should of known that when reading the title of the subject in my email that it was some holy hell ratchedness only you could devise!!!

    Gurl I am sick over here!!! All I could think of ..was is this what our brothers are leaving us for?? Is that what they have to look forward to??

    Lordy Lordy Lordy Lord…I digress you are still a fool and I loves it! By the way you are sure that isn’t a man…. Lawd I can’t help me!!! buwahahaha

    • November 30, 2010 at 6:11 am

      Gurl you know not to expect sh*t-dom from me. lol

  15. November 27, 2010 at 11:45 am

    OMG! I can’t believe someone would take that picture, let alone post it for all to see. That’s sick on all kinds of levels. *insert gagging sound*

    • November 30, 2010 at 6:10 am


  16. bogart4017
    December 7, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    I think i’m traumatized.

    • December 13, 2010 at 2:30 am

      As you should be lol

  17. jsutin
    January 26, 2014 at 7:10 am

    its a tranny isnt it

  18. Bobbie C
    May 29, 2014 at 7:48 pm

    Lady GaGa at 50….

  19. Fatima
    May 29, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    Dear Luvvie,
    You are responsible for me cracking my ribs from laughing so hard at this picture! I just can’t. .I’m a granny and I ain’t never posed like that!! My kids would have me kidnapped and dropped into the East River…With cement shoes replacing those F***k me shoes!! Goodbye Luvvie. .I value my health. .you are no good for me..

  20. pup
    May 29, 2014 at 8:25 pm

    Apparently MawMaw does not give one good damb what any of us has to say. She took her Geritol & pressure meds & she is ret to go!

  21. Li
    May 29, 2014 at 8:38 pm

    Have you read the Stephanie plum books by Janet evanovich. There’s a granny in that book that’s a little man hungry. I think this is her.

  22. Chaveevah Ferguson
    May 29, 2014 at 9:05 pm

    What done happened to Granny Gristle’s arm-flursh? That disintegration lets me know I’d better jump back on those 5-lb toning weights before it’s too late

  23. MissE
    May 30, 2014 at 5:54 am


  24. StarAnise
    May 30, 2014 at 9:35 am

    I’d recognize those Herman Munster trick me f*ck me pumps anywhere. I seen Gigi doing the cougar walk in them thangs at the orthodontist office last week. Don’t ask me what she was doing there. I didn’t recognize her with that county fair bag o cotton candy coiffure. Someone please hand her a Big Gulp sized can of Ensure!