Chris Brown dougie
Famous folks

5 Reasons Why I Can’t Hate on the Dougie

So the dougie has been out for what seems like forever now, and it seems to be equated with the times when one does hoodrat things with their friends. I like to hit my dougie when I’m feeling ratchet and it seems to be the perfect dance move to express …

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Gucci Mane Face Tattoo
Famous folks

Face Tattoos Must Stop. Now.

Ok. There’s an explosion of face tattoos happening right now that has to stop. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. I keep coming across face tats, and every one of them is trifling and unnecessary in every way. Before, folks tattooed 2 tear drops on their face when they …

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Khia
Famous folksLetters

Dear Khia, Beyonce Copied You? Girl…

Khia said Beyonce bit “My Neck, My Back” for her new video for “Party.” This is why she’s earned this sternly-worded letter. Dear Khia, You came out with “My Neck, My Back” in 2002 and that has been your claim to fame. You’re holding on TIGHT to it, I see, since …

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Big man scared of puppies
TV and Movies

Mr. Clean is Scared of Puppies

There’s a new show on Animal Planet called “My Extreme Animal Phobia” and it sounds scary and awesome at the same time. They showed an episode where this big dude with face tattoos is scared of puppies. He basically looks like Mr. Clean meets Mike Tyson. All macho and everything. …

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Leroy Bell
Random

Leroy Bell is HOW OLD? 60.

So I was minding my own business on Tumblr when I came across a post of this segzy man. Nothing out of the ordinary. Until I scrolled down and saw “This is Leroy Bell. He is 60.” Wait. Wayment. THIS scrumptious fella is somebody’s Grandpappy???? YOU’S LYING!!! Someone gotta show …

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Google AdSense is a Hater
BusinessMy Life

Google AdSense is a Hater And They Disabled My Account

So a couple of weeks ago, I got an automated email from Google AdSense saying: “After reviewing our records, we’ve determined that your AdSense account poses a risk of generating invalid activity. Because we have a responsibility to protect our AdWords advertisers from inflated costs due to invalid activity, we’ve …

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Blackberry Bold 9700
Random

Dear Blackberry and RIM, For Shame

I’ve been Blackberry user for almost four years, standing by my phone steadfastly through the storms. Even that one time where my trackball popped out and ended up in 6 pieces. How something so small could have so many parts is beyond me. Then I upgraded to a Bold and …

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Reed Between the Lines
TV and Movies

So I Watched “Reed Between the Lines” Last Night

Last night, BET decided they wanted to be about that life and put on some quality programming. First was the BET Hip Hop Awards, which I actually ended up missing most of because itis got me. I took an accidental extended blink (read: nap) and woke up with only 40 …

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RIP Steve Jobs Apple
Famous folks

RIP Steve Jobs. We’ve Lost an Icon.

I spend over 12 hours of my day in front of my MacBook. When I leave the house, my iPod touch has to come with me. I don’t remember the last time I bought a physical CD because I use iTunes for all my music. Apple Rules Every Gadget Around …

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Roach
LettersMy Life

Dear Roach That Punked Me Last Night

I saw a roach in my apartment last night. And it punked me. So I decided to write it a sternly-worded letter. Dear Roach, You won this round. And might win the entire battle too. I’ve yet to come to terms with your presence in my crib. In fact, I …

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