Whose Old Babe is This?
The internet is a den of Iniquity and there are sometimes when I wonder how I come across the things I do. The picture below is one of those times: *deepest sigh in the history of life* I don’t e’em… I can’t e’em… but what is… LAWDDDDD!!! Why is this …
So I Went Paintballing For the First Time
Last month, I went paintballing for the first time ever. It was my friend’s birthday and he wanted a big, fun group activity and he thought “PAINTBALL!” I won’t lie. I was half excited and half scared crapless. You mean we’re all about to get in a ring and shoot …
Insomnia is a Hater Bish And I Need to Quit Her
There’s this ugly trollop I met in college named Insomnia. I don’t know how or why we became such BFFs but we were closer than close. But she was terrible for my life. She was a bad influence and we’d hang out all night doing nothing and then I’d blink …
Dear Stevie J, You And Your Groupon Peen Are The Worst
Today’s sternly-worded letter is to Stevie J, music producer, and now one of the stars of the reality TV show Love and Hip Hop Atlanta (LHHATL). Yes, I’m aware that a lot of the show is scripted so it might not be as “real” as folks think but if he …
The 2012 BET Awards Was Surprisingly Good. They Did Whitney RIGHT
I can truly say that BET did a good job with one of their programs. This is high praise, seeing as how I’ve wanted to just fight during past award shows. This year’s was actually really good and I enjoyed it, so kudos to the folks over at BET for …
The Stages of Twitter Celebrity Roast and Wig Snatch
Celebrities on Twitter can’t ever catch a break because it’s on there that we see how our favorite notables REALLY are. We truly get to see them as the flawed humans they are. We know who can’t spell, who’s petty and whose publicists are 140 characters away from quitting and …
My Afterthoughts on Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Episode 2
YESSS!!! Another week of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta on VH1! That show gives me tea for my ratchet ass fever. YES GAWDT! Anywho, first, getchu a piece of my recap on EBONY.com. Yes. Because I wrote it and I’d love if you read it. Besides, that got all the …
Disney Princesses Beef on Facebook. WIN.
In the last week or so, I’ve been coming across so many posts of the beefing Disney princesses. I don’t know who the originator is, but as soon as I find out, I’ll give them credit. Either way, these are giving me EVERYTHING I need. Please pay attention to how …
10 Extra Thoughts About Love and Hip Hop Atlanta
First of all, if you’re reading this, I’ll assume you’ve already read my recap of the premiere episode of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta on EBONY.com. If you haven’t, then getchu a piece and come back here for the extras. This is my version of the “behind the scenes.” I have …
iCan’t With Tyrese’s Father’s Day Poem. Nawl.
Oh Tyrese. I gotta start this post like this because the man just makes me hit my facepalm often. I mean, first it’s because of his love-hate relationship with the English language. He loves to hate on rules of grammar and syntax. So much so that he has his own …