President Obama Came to Win and Mitt Romney Came to Whine: Debate Recap
The debates from last night was highly anticipated since the last one had President Barack Obama looking hella bored and Mitt Romney being loud but saying nothing of substance. Folks were ready to see Barack come through this time with more passion and he didn’t disappoint. It was a bit …
Phenomenal Binder, That’s Me: A Poem
When I try to explain to people that I’m not the most ratchet of my friends, they always give me the side-eye. But for realsies. I have some type of foolery magnet and it brings fellow senseless people into my life and I love it. My girl Kellee (@KHough09), decided …
Ohio State’s Marching Band Rocked this Halftime Show
As an Illinois alum, I really shouldn’t be publicly acknowledging the awesome of Ohio State University’s anything since we’re rivals. Well, it’s more like we hate the fact that they always beat us in football, but lemme stop before my fellow ILLINI accuse me of treason. Either way, right now, …
Kim Kardashian is Assed Out for Attention and She Should Stop
Oh Kim Kardashian. Bless her heart for really trying hard to keep our attention when she doesn’t have much to offer up for it besides her body form and high heels. For someone to be so vapid and so transparent in her need for attention but so shamelessly oblivious to …
Basketball Wives LA is Failing and I Know Why
Basketball Wives LA Season 1 was a success for VH1, pulling in 2 million viewers per episode. It was a hit so they signed the ladies for another go-round. Wells, season 2 started last month and it’s flopping, with less than half that number tuning in every week. And I …
Joe Biden Shaded and Paul Ryan Drank Lotsa Water: VP Debate Recap
Anything that postpones Scandal for a week better be worth the while, and lemme tells ya… the vice-president debate was certainly worth it. Folks were looking forward to this showdown after the less-than-exciting Presidential one, and it didn’t disappoint. I missed the first 20 minutes of it though. I actually …
Do Not Instagram That Hoe, Fat Joe
Not-so Fat Joe just released a lyrically-remedial track featuring Rick Ross and Juicy J called “Instagram That Hoe.” and I’m here to tell him to refrain from such a thing and I have a plethora of reasons. 0.5. You start the song talmbout “all my bad bitches report to Instagram …
There’s Voodoo at Target Stores to Make You Spend All Your Money
Seriously. There has GOT to be some sort of voodoo at Target. That is the only explanation for how that place traps the most innocent people into these marathon shopping excursions that result in overdrawn bank accounts and hurting feet. First of all, going to Target on a Sunday is …
Disney’s Monsters University is Totally Awesome
Disney first released Monsters Inc. in 2001 and folks LOVED it. I know I sure did. Boo was adorabo and Mike and Sulley stole our hearts. Now they’re coming out with a sequel to it called Monsters University (and they’re re-releasing the original in 3D). To commemorate this release, the …
Whose Stevie J Haircut is This and Why is it So Accurate?
I was on my grind (O_O) when someone brought this pic to my attention on my Facebook fan page. And I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. So I cried laughing. One of your cousins got Stevie J’s face cut into the back of his head. AND IT LOOKS …