If You Vote for Mitt Romney, We Don’t Go Together

So this election season has really worn me out. It’s been so charged. As someone who isn’t THAT much into politics, I had to perk up and pay attention because this is so important. I’m a fan of President Barack Obama. For reasons. One of this is that he’s FAHN. But even beyond that, I’m a fan of what he’s done, who he represents and how he’s carried himself in the office. Plus, he does stuff like write sweet letters to little girls with two gay dads. ADORABO!

With that being said, his opponent Mitt Romney makes me wanna fight the air. And this is probably why I’m so passionate about this election. I am passionate about the fact that I do not want to see that man become the President of the United States. I am SO SINCERE about it! He makes George Dubya Bush seem not so bad. Heck, he makes him seem downright righteous.

Willard is a good fool and has shown out, as we’ve seen on both debates. He’s done and said so much ridiculous stuff that you’d think his campaign was a skit written by The Onion. Except it’s not and that’s incredibly scary. He’s racist, sexist, homophobic and lies like a Persian rug. MAD even made this chart to see if people can figure out if Mitt Romney said something or if the racist, billionaire, Mr. Burns, from The Simpsons said it.

Mitt Romney or Mr Burns

Utterly foolish. And this is the man that’s on the ballot as possibly the newest leader of the free world. Listen. I REBUKE IT, LAWDT! I rebuke it in the name of all that is good and decent.

I know we’re all supposed to respect each others’ politics even when we disagree but if you’re voting for Mitt Romney, I have no respect for you. It isn’t because I think Barack Obama is a saint. I don’t think so. But Mitt Romney is a man made up of hate. And lies. SO MANY LIES. His politics are archaic and they’re harmful to our well-being.

So no, I have no respect for someone who can vote for a man who hates women, people of color and gay folks. None whatsoever. And if you’re a woman, person of color, or someone who is in the LGBT community and you vote for Mitt, you’re doubly wack to me. DOUBLY. And I am judging you. Because I wanna know who taught you to hate yourself.

Rupaul Judging You gif

In fact, I take a vote for Mitt PERSONALLY. I really do.

As a woman, I’m offended if you vote for Mitt b/c you’re saying I shouldn’t control what happens with my own body. That’s bullshit.

As a person of color, I’m PISSED if you vote for Mitt b/c that dude prolly wonders why we’re not still picking cotton for shits and giggles.

As an LGBT ally, you voting for Mitt tells me that you’re telling some of my closest friends they can’t marry the loves of their lives. And for THAT and so much more, I take a vote for Mitt Romney personally. I can’t help it. I do. And I think you’re wack if you vote for him

Yes, we have freedom of choice. But I also have the right to think you’re uninformed and closed-minded if you vote for Mitt Romney. He’s the beast with no neck that the book of Revelations was talmbout. Don’tchu let that evil win! Please don’t!

If you can vote gifVote for obama gif

So tomorrow when you step into the polls, if you vote for Mitt, please know we don’t go together. You can give me back the friendship bracelet I gave you and my yellow walkman that I left at your house in the 7th grade. GIVE IT BACK! Also, totally erase me from your AIM. We’re breaking up completely. (-__-)

I’m ready for November 7th. Politics makes me tired.

P.S. This video of Chris Rock talmbout vote for Barack Obama, the white president HAD. ME. SNORTING. It’s hilarity.

P.P.S. Also, if you disagree with me and feel like running up in my comments section acting a complete fool because of this post, remember that it’s my blog so it’s like I’m the person on stage with the microphone. I’ll always win. This is a warning for the couthless. So govern yourselves accordingly.

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  1. November 5, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    Girl excellent post. I had to post something on my blog quick to let people know that early voting was going on where I lived and quite a few people didn’t even realize it. So I let them know where the location is and I plan on going over there as SOON as 4:15pm posts up today aka the time I get off work. ASAP! Keep up the good work love reading your blog!

    Might I also add for those who don’t think it’s worth their time to vote they better not even THINK about complaining after the election is over. I know one guy who is against the voting process and I had to rip him a new ass. I thought my hair grew out 2 more inches…..Lord have mercy. This election is too serious to not take a stand.

  2. Patrice
    November 5, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    Amen luvvie, amen. I’m so joining the movement #teamwedontgotogetherifyouvoteformittens

  3. Lalarochelle
    November 5, 2012 at 4:05 pm

    Sometime the things that have come out of Mittens mouth have made me want to unfriend all the white Republicans I know talking about they love him. AND THEY’RE WOMEN!!!

    Is it bad I want to put sand in the gas tank of all the rich Republicans cars so they can’t go vote tomorrow?

    • TeeNikki
      November 5, 2012 at 7:29 pm


    • Toodliscious
      November 6, 2012 at 5:56 am

      Girllll YES. I have two people I know on FB who ‘liked’ him….one is a lower income white woman and im like uh…..have u been paying attention?

      I am truly mystified by people sometimes o.0

  4. Margaret
    November 5, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    He lies like we breathe. He hates the air, the ground and everything in between unless you have money.

    Im with you. Imma quit them then file for a divorce cause Im overly done.

  5. Ms. Niecy
    November 5, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    My BLACK pastor says he is voting for Romney, in all honesty..i kinda wanna punch him in the throat cause he just as po’ as I am with a ton of kids and grandkids and preaching to all these here po’ folks talmbout he can’t vote for a man that says homosexuals are people. I be wanting to get all up and in his grill and ask him what happened to JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED????? I mean for real Luvvie that’s his ONLY reason for voting for Romney. I’m like you better think twice cause when yo broke behind go to the bank for that loan to get the rest of the money cause the “building fund” ain’t coming in like you thought it was and they send your po’ black tale somewhere else, DON’TCHU SAY NUTHIN….
    I’m gonna stop cause i could go on for days about this man and the ignorance and hatred he be spweing about these LGBT community… I know he is a man of the clothe but I am surprised that clothe hasn’t burst into flames because of the judging he does to those people….OK, rant over commence to next post.

    • Fifi
      November 5, 2012 at 6:41 pm

      Honey , you need to change chuuch!

      • TeeNikki
        November 5, 2012 at 7:34 pm

        Ummm, yeah. Not just because of his vote, but because he’s not teaching Jesus. Jesus=<3. Judgement is for the Lord. Everyone sins. Phew, don't get me started…..

      • Ms. Niecy
        November 6, 2012 at 3:21 pm

        Oh, I haven’t gone back!!! that is not what i go to church to hear…if I wanted political news I would watch CNN ‘stead of putting on my Sunday Best to sit on the third row!!

  6. Michelle
    November 5, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    In all honesty, what woman, person of color or LGBT person is going to vote for this man? And Why? I’m Facebook friends with a bi-racial woman who is voting for him and all she can say is “He’s a decent man” 0_o WUT? I need a little more explanation than that! Decent as in, “he’s doesn’t lie” cause he’s proven THAT wrong. Decent as in, “he has compassion for his fellow man”? That went down the drain long before the 47% comment. I need an explanation for the Romney vote pronto!

  7. November 5, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    I swear I want to erase so many people off of my FB friend’s list because of Mr. Mittens! The ignorance of his followers know no bounds. This dude I used to work with wrote his reasons for voting for Mitt & all but one of ’em was a COTDAYUM LIE perpetrated by Mitt and his ilk. This post has proven again, why we indeed do go together Ms. Luvvie!

  8. Laik
    November 5, 2012 at 5:58 pm

    Am I the only one who screamed “Testify!!!” When Luvvie said “who taught you to hate yourself?” I agree with you today and I vote no country for old mittens!

  9. Sadiqua
    November 5, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    Im gonna say one of the main reasons I won’t vote for Mittens…I WILL NOT VOTE FOR A MORMON.

    Look, I have Mormon friends that are wonderful folks…but as far as I’m concerned, and as a member of the group older Mormons called the Curse of Cain (google it)…I am not here for this. I also believe in Jesus, not someone random bipolar dude who found gold plates and some magic glasses on a hill…Im not making that up. If you aint 110% for Jesus the Christ, I can’t get with that. *sips untainted KoolAid*. Why would I expect you to value womens rights when you feel like you deserve to have half a dozen wives?

    • Jamie
      November 5, 2012 at 7:41 pm

      I feel the exact same way. You see me as sub-human yet I’m supposed to believe you have my best interest at heart.

    • Toodliscious
      November 6, 2012 at 6:19 am


      Holy crap, we have the same first name!!

  10. November 5, 2012 at 10:20 pm

    LMBO! “I’m a fan of President Barack Obama. For reasons. One of this is that he’s FAHN.”

    Yes the SWAG gets my vote alone!

  11. Alexis
    November 6, 2012 at 12:08 am

    I actually read through all the comments to find a Romney supporter. As an outsider (I’m Canadian) watching this presidential race has been mind boggling. I do not understand how Romney is even a nominee!!! He doesn’t hide his racism, sexism, classism (if that is a word lol) NOTHING! He constantly lies & does not care one bit yet half of u Americans follow him! I’m soooo confused. I honestly want an educated Romney supporter (if that’s not an oxymoron) to tell me their reasons for voting for him. A woman, a black woman would even be better. I for one am against abortions but for this man to take away your RIGHT to decide what YOU want to do with YOUR BODY is madness!!! I’m done. I just can’t with u people. *snuggles back into my Canadian bed with my right to choose & universal health care*

    • Keisha
      November 6, 2012 at 2:54 am

      ^^^^ everything said right here. US politics is theatre and this has been the worst comedy/drama/mystery/science-fiction ever!

    • Toodliscious
      November 6, 2012 at 6:02 am

      @Alexis…..If Obama wasnt black or half black, Romney would have quit long before election.Im serious, I think Obama would be running unopposed by now, Mittens is such an awful candidate. but alas,

      The racism is DEEEEEEP here.

  12. November 6, 2012 at 12:44 am

    Some people are just voting by party. Cindy & Meghan McCain are pro gay marriage and believe in climate change, but are pro Romney. Okay…

  13. lovesonesgarden
    November 6, 2012 at 9:19 am

    @i am your people
    Perhaps, but would you vote for the man that gave your dad a beatdownin 2008. Hehehe

    • November 6, 2012 at 9:59 am

      LMAO @ this…this is all the truth…

      I guess I wouldn’t vote for someone who showed my daddy the door in the the ’08 election either…


  14. nichole
    November 6, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    What I see in Mitten’s eyes is not hate but true deceit. At least W was likable meaning he was the type of guy to have a drink with and say some silly stuff to make you laugh. Mitt has this high and mighty attitude like he is owned something.

    Overall I think Mitt wants to be President to try to outdo his daddy. Legacy ambition can mess up a family. My understanding is the other Romney was a very likable fellow. Mitt knows he’s not likable.

    I know you voted but don’t forget to pray too.