Auntie Felicia’s Cooking Show is What We Need
There are times I come across silver and gold on these internets and tonight is one of those times. I have been introduced to Felicia O’Dell (aka Auntie Fee) and her resourceful cooking. My life has been changed and I am made better for it.
Felicia O’Dell (I like that I can call her Sister O’Dell) is basically everyone’s auntie who gives no dambs about your feelings, cusses like a sailor but has a heart of gold. And she can make a gourmet meal with $3.35. She decided to feed 7 people with less than $4 and show us all how she did it.
Let me say right now. If you’re offended by cuss words or are at work or with the kids or easily butthurt, skip these videos. Don’t say I didn’t warn you and I don’t wanna hear how offended you are in the comments either.
So many quotables. TOO MANY! My favorite is “kids and fat people like a lot of cheese.” Chile, I hollered. And her use of parsley to make the dish more fancy. Don’t get it twisted. Auntie Fee is a gahtdamb classy lady.
This is one recipe that anyone could do, doe. Yes, you might end up with the gout, shingles and high blood pressure after you whip this little meal up but its nothing a couple of pills for the rest of your life won’t clear up. Don’t be no punk and getchu some of this.
Also, why do I want to end every blog post with “THIS BITCH IS READY!” now? What a great exclamation of accomplishment? Everyone should end every chore with “THIS BITCH IS READY!” You just finished washing the stove? Use it. You just cleaned up your house for visitors? Yell it out! You just finished cooking a bomb ass meal? This is officially a requirement.
Auntie Fee returned with a recipe on sweet treats. She wanted to make some “little punk ass cinnamon rolls” for the kids.
Fee loves the kids (and sugar and butter and fried things). “You can use any type of cheap ass donuts.” I cannot NOT love her. I just wanna stand in her kitchen and learn some teeth rotting eating habits from her. She’d cuss me out and I’d just cackle.
I also love how she stays snatching the wig of her camera man. When he said her sweet treats were prison food, she hit him with the “Motherfucker. This is not no prison food. I need to get a new camera man cuz you tripping.” DEADDDDD AND SO GONE.
LET HIM KNOW! This is ingenious and resourceful!
Yall better give Sister O’Dell a show. Where is the Cooking Channel? Is the Food Network busy? Who do we have to petition? SNAP HER UP because I’d watch any and all shows with recipes and instructions from Miss Felicia. It’s like Cooking for Bae come to life, but in a crass yet charming way. I’m here for it.
I need a show called “This Bitch is Ready!” to happen for her. She is a chef for the peoples.
Aw man. I’ve watched these multiple times and I am STILL hollering.
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