Whose Wayward Sister Is This And Why Did Her Parents Name Her This?
Y’all already know how I feel about the names we all have. I believe they set the tone for our lives and they can predict what path we go down (see my post on “Yoruba Names“). In the case of the lady below, you must agree that her name set her up for failure from start.
Her name is Crystal Metheny and she ended up on the news for doing something wayward. Who is shocked? Where are her parents and can we relay the message to them that they’re petty as hell for naming this woman “Crystal” when her last name is “Metheny?” Was it a particularly hard labor? Why’d they set her up for a life of trolling through this moniker? Why didn’t they want her to have nice things?
Of course she was meant for a life of breaking bad. BADUMTSS! I’m here all night, folks.
I googled it and found out that Crystal fired a “missile” into a car. Now missile doesn’t necessarily mean a giant weapon and it could have been a rock. So she’s not automatically a hardened criminal or monster (she was also arrested on weed charges in 2012).
This also happened in Florida, the state that is hellbent on being the boil on the yansh of America. Fugging Florida.
But the moral of this story and others is: parents, quit naming your kids foolishly.