#PaulasBestDishes: The Best Twitter Hashtag in a Long Time
So some of us are just finding out that Paula Deen is racist and terrible. She’s losing today and Twitter has made her the butt of its jokes for the past 2 hours, to the delight of everyone. @BrokeyMcPoverty (writer and foolery enthusiast), asked if a hashtag existed yet, and it didn’t. So @Jeffuhz kicked off what has become arguably the best Twitter hashtag EVERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
#PaulasBestDishes is now a Worldwide Trending topic and I am getting my LIFE from it. So I took to Storify to save these tweets because they are too good and you all need to read them and cackle.
So below are some of the best ones (if it doesn’t load immediately, give it time. It’s because of the amount of tweets I included).
I AM HOLLERING!!! I will be adding more tweets to this too. Whooo. Good times!
Oh yeah, and HAPPY JUNETEENTH!
I am CRYING!
I’m also waiting for Franchesca to don a grey wig and make a video…
Oooo please Chescaleigh?! By popular demand?
Yes Chescaleigh!! Do it!
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Let the Butter Bigot alone LOL
“Butter Bigot” = 1 life received
I almost lost my job an hour ago. Supervisor asked me what was so funny (I was crying…) and I had to make up a lie about my significant other saying something funny. She grew up in rural South Carolina and would NOT have found it funny. If ya KWIM?
I am cracking up… I know I am late seeing these and only saw a few on Facebook. But I too am at my desk at work… just losing it. My favorite is
Rosa Pork, with a side order of Okra Winfrey. #PaulasBestDishes Ok let me pull it together and get back to work… lol
This is the best Juneteenth present…ever.
Ok, maybe second to learnin’ we is free…
Ma’am you will not murk me today!!!!
You win the internet today.
I CANNOT TAKE THIS!!!!! I’m laffin’ so hard!!! All of these are classic!
Some of my personal favs that had me and my coworkers in tears:
Seperate but Eclairs
Eli Whitney’s cotton gin and juice
I want my country back ribs
Field Negro Greens with a light house negro vinaigrette
Still I Rise yeast rolls and the three best
Guess who’s not coming to dinner rolls
You hear white folk talking you better hushpuppies
We shall over crumb cake in that order
Here lies Paula Deen time of death Juneteenth
Twitter can really rise to the occasion and be so creative
I hope you put these on Twitter…hilarious…this would have been a great office game for the day…
I wish I could take credit but these are from twitter and had me cackling at work. The best I could come up with on my own was one drop of blood orange and mango salsa lol
someone said EB Tea. here i lay!
“EB Tea.” iHollered.
omg…i was in a bad mood but that made me laugh hard
That was hilarious! Thx for sharing!
DYING @ Field Negro Greens with a light house negro vinaigrette
This IS the Debil! Ahahahahahahahahaha!
Dying – I’m at work dying right now!!! We shall over crumb cake – my coworkers hate me right now. There’s no way I can share with them this hilarity!! Thank you!!
I stopped reading at Coon on the Cob. I can’t take. Do not resuscitate.
Have you seen this?
Thank you for posting! It is alleged that black staff could not use the front entrance and had separate restrooms. She need NOT be on the Food Network or endorsing products!
I have no words. If these allegations are true, which I suspect they are, you can’t just sit around and come up with this crap, I hope Paula Deen loses EVERYTHING! Same for her brother and the rest of the incompetent racist dirtbags that work for her. I can’t handle.
DEAD!!!! @ Emmett Tilapia – that definitely took some thought LOL
Black guy peas and rice
Uncle Tom’s cabbage
Buffalo Soldier wings
DYING – BLACK GUY PEAS AND RICE!!! I can’t; I just can’t!
I DON DIE
I am DEAD. Laid out. Ready for the funeral. This hashtag almost got me fired today! ROFL
the nigs in a blanket and massaroni and cheese almost put me out!
bigot baked beans
this was the best laugh i had in a while and i definitely needed it!!! i had to log off life after “klancakes” and “trayvon martini’s” tho
black twitter always makes horrible situations so much better =)
CACKLING @ Trayvon Martinis!!! *Dead, ascended, and brought back to life*
Trayvon Martinis though!!!! iCried! Scared my poor white officemate b/c I started choking lol
I am SO glad I’m not the only black person working that done scared their white coworkers after reading this and CRACKING up hilariously!!! They would never understand….. LMAO – can’t breathe laughing so hard!
My white coworker, just seriously turned around and asked if I was ok, lol! I’m over here with tears in my eyes.
Omg I can’t stop laughing
also…”yo name is toby turnovers”?!?!
whyyy tho???? *cries*
My neighbors knocked on the door to ask if I was ok cause I was hollering for a good 10 minutes for this one!!!! I had to close on the windows before I read on
Oh I hollared and cried!!!
Porch Monkey Bread
I see a pink slip in my future!!! I’m at my desk CTFU!!! OMG, I needed this laugh today!! Keep em coming, folks!!! *wiping tears*
Sambo Salmon Patties!!
I am sure that if I did not already work from home, I would have been fired b/c these have me SO weak I needed to lay down. I’m talkin’ bout get on the floor cryin real tears. Sometimes, I love Black twitter, and today is one of those days!
Uppity Side Up Eggs
You. Hear. White. Folk. Talking. You. Betta. Hushpuppies. 0_¤ #death
That is the one that made me flatline along with Field Negro Greens with a Light House Negro Viniagrette. They just so encapsulated her racist mindset.
40 acres and a meatball
anita! Girl #icant with you. #imdone
I died @ “Tar baby back ribs” and ” wade in the watermelon”!
Wade in the Watermelon! DONE! DEAD! ROTFL!
My side literally hurts!!!!!! Laughing at this foolishness. There isn’t enough butter or mayo to lift Ms. Dean out of this conundrum she has placed herself in. #REDNECKTRAINWRECK!
Facebook got hashtags just in time. Some of the graphics folks are making are hilarious!
I don’t know if they got it but I wanna add Yes Suh Massah Potatoes.
*Dead* Just DEAD.
I hate you for this lol
Martin Luther King Ranch Chicken… smdh
See… Now Angie makes me remember what a big deal Paula made on Oprah Next Chapter when Oprah and Gayle came to visit. She gushed making a big deal about giving them each their own cabin to sleep in. They didn’t stay in her house. LOL! Now everything is suspect.
June 19, 2013 at 6:18 pm
Thank you for posting! It is alleged that black staff could not use the front entrance and had separate restrooms. She need NOT be on the Food Network or endorsing products!
Luvvie you owe my boss approx 4 hours of time on the clock. I need to know where to send the bill.
I have never been in mourning and cackling all at the same time. Only you can give us life when we want to die!!! Do you know how many of my recipes she made better? How many secret ingredients she has given me to keep from my fam over the years? Thousands. Millions. Well its been a lot dang it!!
Thanks for bringing this to my attention, Luvvie! I haven’t had this much fun on twitter since that one time you had us all roasting that ‘relationship expert’ until Scandal came on.
Lawd Almighty! I’m so glad I waited until I got home to read these, because reading and laughing like a jackal at these tweets at work would have SURELY gotten me fired. “Coon on the Cob & Nigs in a Blanket” slayed my WHOLE entire soul. Please play “Precious Lord” as I ascend to be with my Heavenly Father….
The best one I’ve seen so far today is:
OJ killed Nicoleslaw
I am STILL hollerin’ at that one…stomach muscles I didn’t even know I had are hurtin’!!
Ok, that just did me in!
Dead and decomposing on site!! That one was the killa right there!!!!!!!
Reading these hash tags has been a reminder of what a great sense of humor we have and thank the Good Lord for that!
So, here’s my contribution: “peas ala pickaninny”
Thank you Paula for the laughs, you pitiful woman.
The Best from Facebook
“Paula Deen is catering the George Zimmerman trial. Bringing her famous “double nigger nigger chip cookies”
Waiting to Ex-kale & Arugula Side Salad
Swing Low Sweet Cherry Apricot Cheesecake
Whatchu Talkin Bout Wilted Greens
Jesus on the Main-lime Pie with Whipping Slaves Cream
You Tol Harpo To Beet Me Salad
Tyler Perry’s Meet the Hashbrowns
I Know Why The Caged Fried Chicken Sings
Uncle Tom’s Cabbage
Blessed & Highly Flavored Rice Cakes
Negropolitan ice cream
Their Eyes Were Watching Garlic Mashed Potatoes
All served with Tyler Perrier water
And THE ALL TIME BEST:
I don know nothin bout birthin no Baby Back Ribs
I____________——-> Here lies Jabari (1990-2013)…he was a good man, a strong man, a caring man but all of this was instantaneous halted after reading GetGrownPHD’s comment on Luvvie’s website….He will truly be missed….If you will now join us for our collective twerk/leyomi drop session in his honor…..
Tears. I am in tears. But grateful for the intelligent entertainment. Luvvie and crew of commenters renew my faith in humanity and our abitlity to overcome the ratchetness that tries to creep into our l
You have not got damn sense! I can’t stop hollering and now I have a headache and a sore throat!
At my after-pass, please make sure they serve Uncle Tom’s Cabbage, I know why the caged fried chicken sings, porch monkey bread, massaroni and cheese. Thank you!
I BREATHE!!!!!! I AM CRYING!!!! NO!!! OoO OoO!!!!! I’M DEAD!!!! AHHHaHaHaHa!!!!!
Whatchu Talkin Bout Wilted Greens and You Tol Harpo to Beet Me Salad did me in. That’s it; done. I hope you are happy. My face hurts and my entire body is asleep from laughing so hard. I. CAN’T. STOP. LAUGHING! Thank you so much, but you know you are wrong for that! 🙂 thank you for being wrong! Negropolitan ice cream – dang it!
OK….. I have been cacklin’ about this since 300 am this morning (my husband rolled over, looked at me and rolled his eyes and went back to sleep), and I can not deal anymore. “Jesus on the Main-lime Pie with Whipping Slaves Cream” officially put me over the edge. I am officially dead, and GONE Tuh Glory.
I’d like me some cullud greens and coon bread
Twitter made me soooo proud today!
Yes they did!! Yes they did!!
Funniest thing I’ve ever read. My sides are hurting from laughing.
So mad at “Coon on the Cob!” That was a good one. Rotfl
(Sangin’) Ham Bone, Ham Bone Have Ya Heard
Paula…. All These Post About You Are Real… I Promise You They Are Not “SPAM!”
This hashtag is the reason I officially joined twitter an hour ago. I shed so many tears. SMH
*flatlined* @Back of the Bus biscuits and Yes Suh Massa potatoes! !!!
“Coon on the Cob”, ” Nigs in a Blanket”
“Emmit Tilapia” I CACKLED!
Bottom of the boat baked beans.
if you ask me funniest one i saw was:
“Don’t matter what you name it, she’s still gonna call it Toby”
I blacked out HA! the shade… i wonder if she’s reading any of them? Probably thinks they’re hilarious since she’s such a fan of racially insensitive jokes smh
Tell the Paster to come quick!! Too late, im______________!!!!!! LMBBMFAOOOOO
Ralph J Honey Bunche of Oats
Dr. Martin Luther King Cake
Malcolm X-mas cookies
Barack Eyed Peas
I’m crying! I’ve been reading these to my mom and we both can’t stop laughing!
“Run nigga Rum cake”
Hops in casket naked, you done killed me!
I CAN’T BREATHE!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
i have to add on own personal entries:
i don’t know know nothin’ bout birthin’ no baby back ribs
big black buckwheat pancakes
Cool Whipped Chocolate Parfaits
Coleslaw and the Family Stone
cotton picking pecan pie
pickles deep fried in land o’slaves butter
Cracker crusted fried chicken
Beans and coonbread
I haven’t seen “I have a dream-cicles”
#PaulasBestDishes but I did tweet it.
Some of My Best Friends are Blackened Burgers, Y’all.
and Credit to His Race CrabCakes
I just keep remembering a recent airing of the Tonight show when Paula threw her legs around Jay Leno, grabbed her crotch, and said, “I wet myself.” It was “appaulingly” unladylike.
High Cotton Hoe Cakes
Field Hand Peas with House Servant Dressing
I can’t stop now that I have started.
don’t forget “hash brown vs board of education”
NEVA in my WHOLE DAMB LIFE have I had to stand up and stretch because I laughed so hard that I now have sore abs!!!!!!!! I am SICK to my stomach and weeping!!!!! SLAYED! MURKED! Bless my soul!
I saw one last night “Some of my best friends are black bean salad”
Here’s my 2 cents:
“Brown Bag Betties”
… And now I have to go take a shower…
I shouldn’t be laughing as hard as I am at these, but so many of these are pure brilliance! I love the “Back of the Bus Biscuits” and “Nigs in a Blanket.”
I’m crying I’m laughing so hard. I love that there are so many clever people on Facebook!
Here’s some of the other N-words she should learn…maybe it will help with her public image?
What is the Facebook address, where you got these? Thanks in advance.
I am HOLLERING at work…
YAAAAS! black twitter never ceases to rise to the occasion.
It does;and I was online when the first wave broke, and it was amazing to see the ‘surge’ of responses. There were so many ‘tweets’ that were, witty, creative, hilarious, powerful, painful and frightening (Emmit Tilapia, Trayvon Martini) or humorously offensive/racist, ‘coon pone’ or ‘porch monkey’ bread. Loved every contribution. And most, if not all seemed to capture the history of the Black American experience, i.e., from slavery, ‘Slave Trader Joes’, to the present, Stop and fricassee’. Genius; humor out of pain, blood from a rock. wow!
I don’t have twitter however I thought about this recipe all night. Here we go: Olamide and Ofay Oreo Cookie Puddin’. Tah-dah! LOL. My room mate and I was cackling at these tweets, chile, swoon!
I would like to thank you all for the laughs this morning. You have made my day!!!!
My room mate and I cackled at the tweets! It gave me life over and over again. I apologize, I don’t have twitter, however, I thought about this recipe all night. Here we go: Olamide and Ofay’s Oreo Cookie Puddin’. Tah-dah! Ahahahahahahaha!
How about: Kunta’s (pig) Feet and Kizzy Kale!
I absolutely cannot! LOL!
Neck-Bone Thugs in Harmony
Police coming to arrest you for murder.
Neck-Bone Thugs in … Hominy
Paula sends her kids to school with a box of Lynch-ables.
O M G nigga, peas! – dying, dead; seriously! LMDAO
LMBBMFAO!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!
NIGGA PEAS THO? BAHAHAHAHA
I told my boss I needed to go home so I could properly laugh at all of these!
Oh, Dear. LOL My neighbor knocked on my door to make sure I was all right. He said I sounded like I was having an asthma attack. I couldn’t even explain …I just pointed to the laptop, because I couldn’t get the words out.
Homemade Nappy Headed Ho Hos.
Stick a fork in me! I am DONE!!! Flatlined, in the GRAVE! LMAO! These are hilarious, people! We’re so creative!! Certainly an expression of creativity to flip the script on painful things. In the spirit of laughs and togetherness here are some more: Bigot Bytch BBQ, Blackie-Berrie Cobbler, Jiggaboo-nana pudding, MLKale. A Breakfast of: Otay Oatmeal and Buckweat Pancakes. With a side of NIgga You Toast and Jim Crow Jam, Bloods and Grits and Steal Away Scrapple.
I flailed my arms out in my office….*gga You Toast and Jim Crow Jam?????????AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHahahaha
Whenever I’m having a bad day, I come here to have a good laugh! Thanks so much Luvvie! xoxo
I am laughing so hard my nose is running…this brought light to this dark day at work. 🙂
So happy I found this today! Ya’ll are hilarious!!!!
We WANT MORE!!!! WE WANT MORE!!!!!
I follow you 🙂
Uncle Tom’s Cabbage n Sambo stew, Massa’s marmalade, LYNCH-ables, sharecroppers salad, savory slavery sausages..bon apetite! 🙂
Here are my contributions:
Black Caesar Salad
Beat him with a Cane Syrup
My favorites thus far:
Massa-roni and cheese
Lettuce from a Birmingham Jail
Ike & Tina turnovers
40 ounces and a mule
Field Nigg Peas with snaps
Couldn’t resist lol at all comments
My fav – The revolution will not be microwaved. Twitter is still going in! Lawd hammercy!
LMAO…I can’t!! It will not be microwaved…hahahahaaa
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Coon-aid jello shots
Omg over here HOLLERING
Nobody did Egg Whites-Only Omelet yet though?
House Negro chilli with crackers
I just called my mom AND grandma. Three generations HOLLERING!
Y’all are foolish.
Egyptians Were White Bean Soup, Quadroon Quiches,Welfare Queen Crumb Cakes.
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Pinepple uppity negro side cake was on twitter too….OMG. No more!
Oh Happy Day Ham Hocks
Gentrified Chicken and Waffles
Jubilee Jell-o Shots
Nigga Don’t Let the Sun Set on You Hero Sandwiches
Slave Cabin Cabbage Slaw
I am Loving vs. Virginia this.
Ok since I was late and only saw all this today, those were hilarious, I laughed my tail off…my favorite for the day was:
Underground Railroad roasted chicken served w/ get yo Assparagus n the field & house slave salad. W/ water hose tap water #paulasbestdishes
Cotton meringue pie (hope I spelled it right)
Black slave cake
Crispy Fried Negroes
Let’s Whip the Last Slaves Tonighttttttt (Donna Summer Song)
Frederick Douglass Hair Weave #64 at your nearest beauty supply sto
Slave Idol-new talent show. Whoever sings the best slave songs wins
Air Slave Airlines= where we take you from one slave state to another. There will be a $25.00 fee for all cotton bales that you carry on the plane.
Hot Butter Slaves-Get this sex tape and see what Harriett Tubman really had going on inside the Underground Railroad
Did you all watch her apology video? I just heard that Food Network will not renew her contract when it’s up this year.
I won’t watch her reruns, but I can’t stop making her Cheeseburger Meatloaf!! #dontjudgeme
Say Yes to the Slave Dress
The Slave Wives of Mississippi
Maury holds the gold envelope and says, Yes Slave Jim you are the father. You have 10 kids on the Suggs plantation, 15 kids on the Drew Plantation and one by massa’s daughte Ms. Ann
To Catch a Slave on Dateline tonight at 9:pm
Dixie Dish Pie
So You Think You Can JiggleBoo
Slave Swap-slaves compare life on different plantations each week
And to think that I spent my good money on a Paula Deen knife! It was deeply discounted at Big Lots, but still! I should hunt her ass down with it and slice the bacon off her back!
YaLL so funny, I think I’ll go and make a pot of
Black Eye Deen for my MIDNIGHT snack..
Coloured people sho can laugh, I ain’t gonna
nurse anymore of her grand babies. I’m 64 and my
body is tired now.
Cracker Oats Oatmeal
Shuffle Along Electric Slide
Put A Whip On It
Let’s play the game Hide and Seek From Massa
Carribean Slave Cruise Line
Sex Slaves in the City
Massa said, “turn off the lights Im coming to your cabin” (sing to the tune of Teddy Pendergrass)
Midnight Slave Train to Georgia
I Ain’t Your Pappy Corn Meal Mix
Slave Train, Slave Train. Let’s go down the Slave Train line
Darky, the black dinosaur
Abroham Lincoln freed the slaves so Brorak Obama could become President
Here Come the Overseerer, Here Comes the Overseerer
Jim Crow Crab Cakes
Sweet Mammie Tiddy Tea
Mulatto Mashed Potatoes
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I just laughed so damn hard snot came out my nose cause I was trying not to laugh out loud
Butterflied McQueen Steak served with Esther Rolls.
Earth Kitt Kats
Nat King Cole Slaw made w/ a special Cabbage Calloway
Separate but Equal Eggs Whites and Colored Yolks
Jive Turkey with Hot Sauce
Imperial Wizard Lizard Gizzards
I Wish a Nigga Wood Smoked Salmon
3/5th of a Personal Pizza
Filet of Sole Train with Dom Cornelius Wine
Ike Turner Beets and Tina’s Blue Salad
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