Because This Lion Deserves Shine and You Know It!
The next time you think you’re having a good hair day, take a second. And look at yourself in the mirror. And ask if you measure up to this glorious mane below.
Is YOUR hair laid like poetry? Is it fried, dyed and LAIDT to every side it needs to be like this lion? Mufasa went to the Dominicans to get that GOOD wash, blowdry and press and I am here for EVERY bit of it. Looking like he used that olive oil and shea butter hot oil treatment beforehand. And then deep conditioned. Coif looking lustrous and luxurious. WERK.
Hair is LAIDT like Hakuna Matata. YES GAWD!
Some people’s coifs aspire to this level of LAY-ABILITY but few can reach it. Simba’s daddy said “Look. Your struggles ain’t mine. And I will dwell in the shop. 7 days a week.”
I wanted to give this lion shine. Like whatever juices and berries he used gave to his mane. Look at Mother Nature. Your good hair day could NEVER.
iLive. And you do too. You gotta pay ALL the amish to this lion for this beautiful mane. Get into it.
So whatchu think? Did Mufasa give you follicular glory or what?
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THAT’S IT…I’M DEAD
I just FELL OUT. That hair is laidt like the circle of life!
Hair LAID like Hakuna Matata. Ya hear me???
YAASSS! *waves handkerchief*
I live!!!!
Hakuna Matata, its a wonderful hair day. That lion’s hair is laidt like a $20 dollar hooker on a Friday night.
LMAO! That’s laidt like a muhfugga.
Laid like a rug!
He is looking READY! other lions don’t even try nothing on him. Like , “Naw… That’s Smoothfasa’s lioness. I’m good.”
He makes me wanna get up and grab some V05 hot oil and change my life.
Made my whole day!
“Smoothfasa.” Girl, I LIVE!!! LMAO!!!
Can I change this post’s name to “Smoothfasa Deserves All the Shine?” With your permission… lol I love that name!
By all means! Lololol!
Not the Vo5 hot oil!!!
Ijs!
You know he just lives his life through a series of slow motion hair swings.
Lololol
My sister sent this pic to me last night with the caption “Leyonce.” Lmao.
Uh uh! LIKE PRIDE, BABY!!!!!! Luvvie, please go comfort my mama cause I’s is dead, chile!!!!!!! I’S IS DEADT!!!!!
And came back fron the hunt and flicked his hair like “AND what!!” as if fell back into place LMBO
^^^ AAAaaaaahahahaha!!! and flipped it like the white girls do!!
Lawdie B, lawdie B….I needed this laugh.
I’m DONE!!!!!! His hair looks better than mine!?!
See now I gotta rebuke you cause neither the good Lord nor the dark prince can be happy with how many souls you slaying on dis chere blog!
Luvvie! This is so me when I walk outta that salon. Can’t tell me nothing.
Chile….your problems ain’t mine. Imma dwell in the shop twenty fo sebin! Lord! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!
Smoothfasa doesn’t even have to hunt or lurk in hiding. He stands tall and proud in the Savannah until a gazelle or water buffalo sees him, and the prey simply succumbs to a glorious death at the hands of the gawds of fabulousness.
It almost worked on me all the way over here in America.
Real tears being shed ova here. Thanks
I hope u plan on giving Funky Dineva and Tamar Braxton props for the swag jack. I’m amazed, this was so pressed yet so incredibly POINTLESS.
Well DAMB! You seem upset. And I’ve given Funky Dineva the Great many props. Chillax.
But lemme pay EXTRA #Amish since you so pressed.
Wet Blanket, party of 1….you table’s ready.
I smell a haterbiish….
Luvvie I love you. I think this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
I’ve just fired my hairsytlist cuz I NEVAH had hair like dat!!!!! That piece at the top that appears to be floating has me contemplating doing a big chop and just starting ovah…….hide the clippers please
I can accept that his hair is laidt all to be dayumned, but does he need to look so smug about it? That is what’s killing me.
To the King of the Jungle be the glory!!! Laidt like a miracle on Easter morning!!! lol
My T Sharp!!!
Honey chile, put a rainbow colored kimono on him and he will be Tracy Chambers (from Mahogany) fieerrrccceee! (Singing) Do you knooowwww where ya going to? Do you like the things that life is showing you? Where ya goooinng tooo? Do you knoooooowwww?