Whose Bocs (Bald Locs) Are These?
I promise that people step out the house talmbout how casket sharp they are and they walk out with this homie’s hairstyle.
I DIE. This is like a mullet of different species. It’s as if the mullet said “I need to upgrade for the 2014” and this is what it evolved into. It’s business in the front and rasta-chic in the back. WERK, sir. WERRRRK!
If he walked in a room and he was talking to you, you wouldn’t even know that he was rocking 3 different hairstyles. And they say women are indecisive. Dude got a regular caesar in the front, bald in the middle and locs rolling down his back. I’m so confused that my confusion is perplexed. He seems to be at a festival too. Figures.
I wonder what’s gonna happen when his baldness continues to spread. Will we ALL hear the locs scream “HOLD ON, GUYS!”
As a loc-rocker myself, I don’t know whether to cackle at him or call an emergency committee of the Loc Wearer Coalition of the world and ask if we need to ex-communicate this dude.
Look what Stevie Wonder (ye of no hairline left) started with his bald locs. Just look at this. BOFADEM need to let go and let God with these hairs of theirs.
A change should come. Guys, know when to go bald gracefully.
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See, all he needs to do is coil those things up on the top of his head and BOOM! Instant hair turban. Hairban?
My husband and I were watching this show about combovers (don’t ask) and this magician had the most epic of combovers. He had not hair on the top of his head and three long scraggly strands. With those and some hair spray he crafted himself a more majestic boufant than Bruno Mars. This was like three years ago and we still talk about dude.
OMG! I had to google that clip because I needed to see the combover and you are right! That joint was epic! http://youtu.be/5M2ap5JznqE
What the what?! I am truly baffled!!
OMG, that was too funny!! And amazing indeed!
Amazing. He made something out of nothing.
???????????????????????? He is a cold piece! He needs to be giving out comb-over lessons…..
iDie!!!!! Over and over and over after watching that Youtube. That man really is a magician! LOL! We need to get deadlocks (typo and it stays) dude a session with that guy.
Hurh-ban
His head looks like an octopus. I feel so bad for him on behalf us with nappy and full locs. Some “folks” aren’t meant to loc. Period. If you KNOW you got male pattern baldness all up and through your family, why even try?? Perfect of example of a person not knowing when to let go and let God have His Way………
DEAD. His head looks like an octopus.
I need to banish Luvvie and all her friends…
I’m not going to make it…
Luvvie! Hilarious as usual. But, I know you care greatly about these things: I think you meant to type “indecisive” instead of decisive!
Fixed! Thanks.
lol, I was thinking his head looks like a jellyfish.
Me too! Portuguese Man-of-Locs!
I’m am DEAD at “Portuguese Man-of-Locs!”
Stop! Did someone put a bowl on top of his head to grow around the middle? In the words of Princess Elsa. (Frozen)………Let it go, let it go!!!
You’re sure it’s not John Travolta? Or an extra from that Scientology movie of his?
http://bit.ly/10yNVqA
meanwhile, that struggle tee is about 2 inches away from telling me how many Pabst Blue Ribbons he enjoyed last night…
Franciscan chanting up top, dancehall in the back. I am unable…
#MUERTE Lola!!
omg, i’m choking!!!
Franciscan monk chanting up top, dancehall in the back. NO WORK WILL BE DONE TODAY. I’m done. Crying, dying, done.
You’re not right!! I spat half my cereal out my mouth with this! *leaves to wipe screen and grab my puffer while I’m at it!* 😀
Oh, fer crissake. I’m ashamed for my people. Please, ignore us and pretend we’re not here.
“Loc Wearer Coalition” I just died! lol #CRINE
That poor man is having an identity crisis. I just know his name is Bob and Bob Marley is his spirit animal.
Random: I noticed his butt and my mind heard Big Freedia say: toot it in the air.
time of death 1:49 p.m. LMBO
I’m a proud loc wearer myself, and whenever I see people looking like this, they never look me in the eye. Almost as if they know better, but can’t help themselves. Please…help yo’self.
Locs by Leviathan
Coiffure by Cthulhu
This style is now called the Squidward. You’re welcome.
Squidward! I. Am. Hollering!!
Maybe it’s like some of my plants – if you pinch those long, stringy runners back, the plant (scalp?) will put energy into thickening around the top.
Bwahahaha pruning is needed ASAP!
Lord have mercy. This dude’s head looks like a Sentinel from The Matrix.
Scissors anyone, he needs to just let it go!!!
Lawd Rasta-chic. I wonder where exactly would one purchase such hair-wares? Looking like a mop that’s made its way around the cook county jail a few too many times.
All he needs is a rasta hat, he coulda pulled it off! Maybe it was windy right before the picture was taken! He shoulda glued that sh!& down…
There is a guy here who has a giant beard, is bald on top, has about 3 inches of fuzzy hair, then about 2 dozen tiny baby locs sticking out in every direction. It’s like he got a buncha tarantula legs stuck in his hair by accident.
you have to learn when it time to let go. Even papa pope let go of his.