Who’s That on the Birthday Line? It’s LUVVIE!!!
Today is a special day! It’s MY BIRTHDAY!!! *and then I hit my dougie*
YES MA’AMS and SIRS! Today’s my birthday! *cartwheels* 26 years ago, the world got a tad bit more ratchet, when at 2:30am, my mama birthed me. TWO weeks late. CLEARLY, I wasn’t on much then either. I was in the womb CHILLING. Shoo…
Me and my Mama on my 3rd birthday. Thank the Lord I grew into my forehead. And leave my zebra print outfit alone. And I’m not sure why I was mean mugging.
I’m so excited. I’m not sure why, because I typically don’t do toooo much on my birthday. But this year, I’m celebrating ME. But more than ever, I’m celebrating the person I’ve become. And the person I continue to grow into. I’m celebrating 26 years of a life lived with no regrets, and looking forward to decades and decades more.
That and I just need a reason for people to buy me Bailey’s Irish Cream. Can’t buy me Bailey’s? Feels free to drop a coupla Dereon dollars into my PayPal (email: Luvvieblog at gmail dot com) if you want to. I’m saying… it’s a recession in these streets. No pressure #doe.
Antywho, so I created a little birthday with list.
Some of them are:
- World Peace
- Lil Duval to get off Twitter – I still owe y’all that post on why I hate him
- Price of oil to go down below “WTF” level – GOLD is probably cheaper than oil now. Shoo…
- Lance Gross to appear on my doorstep – He is FAHNER than 1,000 count Egyptian cotton bedsheets. LAWD!!! He will forever be on my “can cheat with” list.
- My first pair of Christian Louboutins – I’m saying #doe. I LOVE shoes. And don’t own any of these yet. Doggone recession!
- Red velvet fried chicken – YES LAWD!!! Hypertension be dambed!
- Random birds to stuff falling out the sky – Yeah, these are just creepy
- To find out Soulja Boy is just a prank. Yes. His entire person – He sucks that much
- To whip my hair #bagginfoaf with Willow Smith – It’d just be totally awesome.
- For Tyrese to hire me to ghosttweet for him – Bless him heart. Yes. HIM heart
- For Kim Kardashian to drop this whole becoming a singer thing – Ashanti can’t get NO love from folks but y’all wanna give Kim K a record deal. Some shits ain’t right
- Every season of “In Living Color” on DVD. – Then I can indulge in all the Cephus and Reesie I want. WIN
- Tumblr to stop crashing ever hour. Fail whale musta moved neighborhoods
I mean, am I asking for too murch? TELL ME! I prolly won’t get any of that. But I’ll settle for if y’all pass on my blog link to 10 people today. That’ll be a GREAT present.
But yes, I’ma be running the streets today. Lemme go do something to this hair of mine though. Can’t be looking all rough on my born day (but those other 364 days of the year? Psht. I’ll put on a leopard onesie and jordan’s. Ok not really. But still…).
But before I go…
YESSSS!!! Get some Brother Franklin in your lives! And this is a NEW vid of him. Yes. THAT is a birthday dance, if I ever saw one.
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Happy Birthday!! The internet wouldn’t be ratchet with out you!
Yaay, happy birthday Luvvie!!! Hope you have a fantabulous day!
“…I’m celebrating the person I’ve become. And the person I continue to grow into.” Yesss!! And the church says AMEN!
Happy Burfday Luv Bug!!!!!!!!! :-*
Happy Birthday Luvvie! And if I didn’t think I’d be excommunicated, I’d dance like Bro Franklin in church.
*clears throat* “me me me, me me me, okay I think I’m ready”
*sings the best rendition of “Happy Birthday” you’ve ever heard. Did you enjoy it, I hope so.
I’d LOVE for you to ghosttweet for Tyrese but then what I would have to laugh at (among other things) on Twitter?
Red velvet fried chicken sounds good. So if you get some, send some my way please.
I must be SO behind b/c this is the first I’ve heard of Kimmy K having/wanting a record deal.
and *dead* at the fail whale moving neighborhoods.
Happy Birthday Luvvie, hope it’s a great one!
Two things:
1) Happy Birthday Luvvie!!! May your blessings continue.
2) We have the same birthday, hey there miss capricorn! 😀
Happy Birthday Lynn..
We all have the same bday.. 😉
Happy Birthday Luvvie!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Now don’t trip trying to do the footworkin running man!
Happy B’earthday!
First of all, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Second of all, *dead* at Brother Franklin. I have to turn him off before I get in trouble at work. *twerks something*
Happy Born Day, LuvBug!!!! May your ratchetness rein over all of your days!!
Happy Birthday, Luvvie!
All Imma say is this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC_gkcplz_4
Oh, and I just found out this chuch is here in Houston…You know I’m going one Sunday…
Hey! I follow you on Twitter(@Call_Me_Robyn) and today is my birthday as well; also, I was born two weeks late! I’m only 22 today, but I thought the other coincidences were interesting. Happy Birthday!
Happy Born Day, Luvvie!!
*DEAD* @ Brother Franklin and n’em~ Those are our peeps! LOL Happy Burfday Luvvie! Now go out and have some fun!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
HAPPY BRTIHDAY Scruffy! **smangs, tootsie rolls with the one leg** I will surely see you this evenin! XOXO
Happy Birthday, Luvvie!!!
***Miami Style***
GO LUVVIE!!!!!IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
GO LUVVIE!!!!!IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
GO LUVVIE!!!!!IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
GO LUVVIE!!!!!IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
GO LUVVIE!!!!!IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
GET BUSY!!!!GET BUSY!!!! GO! GO!
GET BUSY!!!!GET BUSY!!!! GO! GO!
GET BUSY!!!!GET BUSY!!!! GO! GO!
(((hugs)))
Happy BirthSday!
Make it a GREAT one
#1 Happy Birthday!
#2 Where has Bro. Franklin been all my life?!
Happy happy birthday, Luvvie!!!
Go Capricorns!!
Send me some of that red velvet fried chicken when you get some, please and thanks.
*whipping hair #bagginfoaf with you and Willow*
Happy Birthday Luvvie!! I wish you all the best that 2011 has to bring. In the words of Cephus and Reecie:
“Ain’t no mountain high enough,
Ain’t no valley low enough,
Ain’t no river wide enough,
Ain’t no Al Green enough…”
…to keep you from being as brilliantly ratchet and/or ratchetly brilliant as you want to be.
Happy bday yougin.
I want to encounter Bro Franklin @ the club. I want him to show me these same moves set to some wacka flacka foolery and i’ll be right there throwin the same dollar bill at him over and over again. *make it rain!*
HAPPY BDAY LUVVIE 🙂 What would my blogosphere be without AwesomelyLuvvie?
Answer: Dead & dry & uneven.
to this: What would my blogosphere be without AwesomelyLuvvie? Answer: Dead & dry & uneven.
I say: yours & mine both
WAIT! I jus watched the whole video. *sigh* Who told homeboy in the yellow sweater and get-it-girl in the grey two-piece to join in!? He tryna steal Bro Franklin’s shine, i say no suh! And SHE lookin like she audtioning for the next Tre Songz yupppp video. smh. All in the name of sweet innocent Baby Jesus. lol. I cant.
Happy Birthday Luvvie. *Lights a trick candle in your honor*
Happy Birthday, Luvvie!
Happy Birthday Luvvie!
Whyyyy did I have to read “#baggifoaf” like 5 times…. *autotune cry*
♑
☀Happy Birthday☀…
★Blessings on your EarthStrong★…
☺Big Ups on your Born Day☺…
♕Gifts, Jewels and Cash on your Birth-a-Versary♕…
Feliz Cumpleanos y Bonne Fete!!!!!!
Enjoy your special day Luvvie!!!!!
PS welcome to 26… I’ve been here for years, you’re gonna like how you feel… I guarantee it
Luvvie,
Happy Birthday. I’ve been lurking for 6 months and heart you. Seriously, I have threatened to defenestrate co-workers from the sixth floor but then I read one of your posts, laugh heartily, and let them know that it will only be the first floor. They’re still able to limp away. This past week I’ve sent your blog to several people and I know you have new lurkers. I majored in English when I was in college, the Top 25 Dumbest Tweets of the Year had me about ready to send my degree back. Thank god you roasted them till I could feel better and put that piece of paper back under my bed. You’re the best!
Happy Birthday Luvvie!!
HAPPY BIRFDAY, LUVVIE! Rice for everybody!
Why does Bro. Franklin get it crunk? I just had to share that video with my co-workers.
Happy Birthday Luvvie!!!
Happy birfday!
*pours Bailey’s and Bro Franklin’s off your blog without spilling a drop*
Happy Birthday Luvvie!*in my best Patti Labelle voice*
My birthday is tomorrow, loves my fellow capricorns!
*shakes head* *deep sigh* 26? It’s all downhill from here *puts on Grim Reaper mask* *hides in corner of blog*
hahaha!!! u ain’t right!
happy bday o’ most ratchet one!
thanks much for the vid bro. franklin makes my spirit wanna sing (in my phyllis ellis, cancer center of america commercial, voice)
Happy Birthday Luvvie. Your blogs always make my day. Love the pic from your 3rd birthday.
Yup, I’m late with my birthday wish…sigh. However I come with gifts!! *slides gigantic bowl of rice & a fif a Bailey’s*
Imma make a new vidjo game….the Bruh Franklin ‘nem game. We bouts to get pizzaid!
happy birfday luvvie!!! hope u get what u want on your wish list….hell it inspires me to make up one of my own! since you goin’ all above and beyond reality. i’m jus sayin ; ) lance gross may b cheatin wit u but he gon b thankin bout me!
Happy Birthday!
01. Happy Berfday.
When the brother was coming down the aisle, i was nervous. He LOOKED like he wasn’t up to NO kinda good. and then he kilt my soul. thanks for that.
I know I’m like an unsure groom being late and all but Happy Belated Bornday,sis.Yes,I was hoping for Tumblr to act right on my bornday too but even with all the candles,chicken blood,crosses,holy water and excorcisms with my laptop in the middle of a buddha picture on the floor…no avail.So I hope your prayers/rituals are more powerful than mine.Peace,love.