Chicago is Giving Me Brain Freeze
Seriously, I was going to write an entry today but I stepped outside, and I believe my brain fluid froze. Chicago ain’t SH*T for this weather. How cold is it, you ask? According to weather.com, It is currently 8 degrees, but the wind chill makes it feel like 11 degrees below zero. Yes, ELEVEN DEGREES BELOW ZERO. Add to that the fact that I work by the Lake, in the Loop.
It hurt to BREATHE.
I quit Chicago, its lifespace, essence, soul, id and subconscious. This is some BULLSHIT.
Yes, I will probably complain ALL winter about this.
Well, you could always be in, say, Minneapolis, Milwaukee, or Detroit. Cold weather and nowhere near the awesomeness of Chicago.
I just thought I’d tell you it was 67 degrees in New York today.
*unzipping my coat*
It’s in the sixties down south too… We would no idea how to deal with that kind of weather on a regular basis… We’d probably hibernate for the winter like some bears
I’m quitting it too… yesterday I fell on the ice like a grandma and banged myself up. I’m so over it!
I feel you Luvvie. It was cold out here in the Bay Area today. 40 degrees. I almost froze to death, I tell ya!