Serena Williams Ass
Famous folks

Serena Williams’ Ass is My Patronus

Serena Williams’ ass is my spirit animal patronus (changed because the term “spirit animal appropriates Native American culture). I have said it once and I will say it again. Seriously. As one who wasn’t blessed with a lot of junk in her trunk, I do have ass envy. Remember the …

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Single Ladies
Famous folksTV and Movies

VH1’s “Single Ladies” Was Not Good

I’m a fan and avid watcher of bad TV. I love shitty reality TV shows and often DVR them. I live-tweet them like my next pair of shoes depended on it. I LOVE BAD TV. But some TV shows KNOW they’re bad, and they’re ok with it. “Single Ladies” is …

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Famous folksMusicVideos

No More “Rolling in the Deep” Covers!

Now y’all KNOW my love of Adele. It was well-documented in the post I wrote a coupla weeks ago titled “Why I LOVE Adele.” Apparently, I ain’t the only one who thoroughly enjoys that plump Brit with a voice touched the the Lord! 98 comments and counting! One of my …

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Adele
Famous folksMusic

Why I Love Adele: Her Voice and Soul

My love affair with Adele began later than everyone else’s because, well, I’m always tardy for the party. First time I saw her was at some awards show last year singing “Chasing Pavements.” I was all “Who is this? She’s kinda tight.” But she fell off my radar for a …

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Obama got Osama; FoxNews Throws Shade; People Act a Fool Outside of White House

Unless you’ve been living under the same rock we thought Osama was hiding under, you know that he’s dead. The world found out that global enemy #1 was murked and killed last night, while chilling in a mansion in a suburbs in Pakistan. Chile… WHAT? So this dude wasn’t even …

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Famous folksLetter

Dear Donald Trump, You’re a Dusty Degenerate

This week’s sternly-worded letter is truly deserved. If you don’t know why, then either you’ve been hiding under a rock or you’re related to Sarah Palin. Either one is not a good look. Let’s get into it. Dear Donald Trump, When you decided that you might be running for presidency …

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Famous folksMy Life

Happy Birthday, Afrobella!

Today is a glorious day! It’s Afrobella‘s birthday!!! Yes, THAT Afrobella. The one whose hair precedes her. The one who folks call the Godmother of Brown Beauty Blogging. She was doing it before people blogged for the freebies (because there were none back then). She’s the reason a lot of …

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Dear Charlie Sheen, Please Go Have Some Seats

Charlie Sheen is nuts. THAT is why I’m writing this week’s sternly-worded letter? Very rarely does this level of batsh*t nuts-dom come to our attention. I mean DAMB! Charlie Sheen has been EVERYWHERE this past week talmbout his his life as a rich crackhead and wondering who gon check him. …

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Famous folksLetterMusic

Dear Lil Kim, This Nicki Minaj Beef is Tired

This letter to Lil Kim has been a long time coming. And everytime I lose my vigor to write it, something else happens. Sit back. Enjoy. Dear Lil Kim, Hey gurl hey. *deep sigh* You know I used to be a fan of yours, right? Your songs went HARD in …

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Malcolm X baptizing Tupac
Famous folks

If Tupac Met Malcolm X, They’d Side-Eye This Painting Together

At this point in time, y’all already know I spend WAY too much of my time and days loitering on the Den of Iniquity that is Twitter. Yesterday was no different. I was minding my own business (O__o) when someone posted a link to a twitpic by Tyrese. It was… …

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