Willow Smith
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Willow Whipped Her Hair and Wigs Were Wrenched

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, then you’ve already heard Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair.” THAT. SONG. BEATS. It goes all the way hard (beat-wise anyway). And the lyrics are catchy. Plus it’s age-appropriate. Willow’s on the scene!

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Aaliyah
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5 Reasons Why We Still Love Aaliyah

AALIYAH!!! *drops* On August 25, 2001, I was heading into my senior year of high school. I was on the phone talking to my best friend at the time. Roasting, ranting… doing what I do now. Except with no audience. Somehow, we talked unto the wee hours of the morning. …

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Lil Cease
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5 Reasons Why I Love Lil Cease

Me and Jia decided to start a Lil Cease Fan Club on accord of Cease being super cool and stuff. He even tweeted and followed us on Twitter. Unlike another “Lil” dude. Hmph. Shoo… WE LOVE CEASE! #Cease4Life So I decided to come up with 5 reasons why I love Lil Cease.

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Mel Gibson
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Dear Mel Gibson, Please STFU

So Gawker released an article last week saying that Mel Gibson went on a diatribe against his ex. “You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n*ggers, it will be your fault.” – Mel Gibson to his wife. THAT is why …

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10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson is the GOAT (Greatest of All Time)

A year ago today, the world lost a bit of it’s awesome when Michael Jackson, the King of Pop passed away. I remember that I was in my office when I found out on TMZ at exactly 4:30pm CST. I was hoping TMZ made a mistake, so I refreshed my …

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Another Golden Girl is Gone to Glory. Here’s to you, Rue McClanahan!

I woke up yesterday to find out (via Twitter) that Rue McClanahan had died. I bust out an EPIC *WALL SLIDE* all up through there! Not Blanche!!! Not now! I loved Blanche. She was the Matron Saint of Classy Geriatric HoSh*t. No one wore a floral negligee like Blanche. And her love of her bosoms was admirable. She was conceited and she KNEW she had a reason. Plus the super country accent? *hollers* BLANCHE!!! Rue McClanahan was super talented and this is a huge loss. Thank you for being a friend, Rue.

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Liza Minnelli at the Sex and the City 2 premiere
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Dear Liza Minelli. No to “Single Ladies”

Liza Minnelli did a version of Beyonce’s “Single Ladies.” I’m murked. If you don’t getcho geriatric, eau de Ben Gay self and go be qwat somewhere! What are YOU doing singing “Single Ladies?”

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Dear Chris Brown, The Burnt Sienna Apology Blouse…

I’m overdue for one of my sternly-worded letters. I was pretty perplexed as to who I’d write one to this week. Then Twitter happened. I can ALWAYS blame Twitter. Chris Brown is this week’s addressee. Dear Chris Brown, Hey Chris hey. How are you doing? Can we rap for a …

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The Wonderous One turns 60!

So today is Stevie Wonder‘s 60th birthday. We must revel and rejoice in this day. I don’t care how far gone Stevie’s hairline maybe, or the fact that it’s wading in all types of water. I’m always going to be a fan. I’ont care how many tacky blazers his team …

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Erykah Badu
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Badu’s Badonk is BAD!

Everyone has been talking about Erykah Badu’s vidjo “Window Seat” all week. People have been debating whether the message of the video is parallel to the lyrics. And they’ve been discussion Erykah’s use of nudity to get her point across yaddy yada blah blah. I don’t gibbadamb bout any of …

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