Teddy Pendergrass is Slaying in His Firefox Fur: Throwback Thursday
Look at this AWESOME sumbish here! JUST LOOK AT HIM! Teddy Pendergrass said he was gon slay anyone within a 54 mile radius and his mission was accomplished. He said he wanted to go in and let us ALL have it. HE WENT IN AND LET US HAVE! YES, LAWD! …
One Dumbass Man, One Dead Eel, and One Huge Fail
Sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction. And sometimes, you read some news and wonder how people are so stupid that they get themselves in the strangest situations. I just read a story on Huffington Post about a man in China who stuck a 20-inch live eel up his yansh because …
Mahogany is Your Queen on the Scene
Chile I be minding my own business FOR REAL. Then Foolishness & Fuckery lived up to her name and brought this gem into my newsfeeds. Sir…ma’am. WUT? Did my dudette scalp Sonic the Hedgehog and place his skin tenderly on his head as a hairhat??? Is that what happened here? …
Dear LL Cool J, ‘Accidental Racist’ is an Accidental Failure
LL Cool J and Brad Paisley set the web ablaze yesterday when they released their new collabo song ‘Accidental Racist.’ The controversy and backlash was well-deserved too. I don’t listen to Brad’s music, and hell, I haven’t listened to LL’s for YEARS either. But I need to have some words with …
Phaedra and Porsha Let Kenya HAVE IT on RHOA Reunion Part 1
I have been ready for the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion since I saw previews last week and knew it was gon be good. I knew so much tea would be spilled that Lipton might cry. Well, it’s a three-part reunion and if each one had a theme, this one’s …
Olivia, You in Danger, Girl! Scandal Episode 218 Recap
Yo. YOOOOOOOO! This episode of Scandal slayed me in a way that nothing of fiction has ever slayed me before. Not even when Mufasa died on Lion King was I this unable to deal. It rendered me so helpless that I couldn’t e’em write this recap last night. No one …
Kid President Meets the Real President. I’m Verklempt.
Kid President is a 9-year old boy named Robbie Novak who manages to have more compassion and optimism in his little body than most of us can muster up. And he’s inspiring and adorable and just awesome. I was introduced to him through this pep talk he gave us all, …
Bill Gates Isn’t Giving You Money for Sharing A Facebook Picture
There’s a picture that has been shared into my Facebook newsfeeds and each time I see it, I *facepalm* and wonder where common sense went. It clearly took a vacation and said “I’m on a break” from society at large. This OBVIOUSLY photoshopped picture of Bill Gates holding up a …
Who Rocked the Jheri Curl Best: Bradley Cooper or Justin Timberlake?
I am amused because pictures have been circulating with Bradley Cooper on some movie set spotting some pink rollers like Miss Pearl from 227. I don’t care how hot or cool you are. If you need to be humbled, put some spongy rollers in your coif and it’s InstaLame. And …
The Luvvie Glossary of Random Stuff I Say!
I have developed my own lingo because I’m random and I’ve found certain ways to express my emotions that are more colorful than what folks are used to. I forget sometimes that I’m almost speaking my own language so when I write and talk like this and folks look at me …