George Zimmerman Wants to be Superman And I’m Not Buying It

Man, look. Folks (ABC, CNN and ’em) are reporting that George Zimmerman saved a family last week when their truck overturned on a highway last week. Apparently, a family of four were trapped in their SUV when Porky Pig and another fella came outta nowhere to rescue them. DUN DUN DUN!!! HEROES!

Except no. I’m not sipping this kool-aid. You’re not a hero in any shape or form when you kill an unarmed teenager. Zimmerman is outchea for real tryna be Superman so bad. Saving the world from teenagers in hoodies and all that. GTFOH!!


The same mofo who supposedly couldn’t fight off a 150-lb teenager is outchea lifting trucks like he’s Mr. Incredible. NOPE! And this dude is supposed to be “hiding” and the crash scene was less than a mile away from where he murdered Trayvon Martin. Who hides around the corner from their house? You ain’t hiding at that point. You’re just walking to the bodega when the street is empty. That ain’t hiding.

Girl BYE! I don’t care if it’s on clearance. I AIN’T BUYING IT! Someone gotta show me some receipts because NAWL!

I think what really happened is that George Zimmerman hired Olivia Pope so she got Huck to stage a car accident. The woman he “saved” was Quinn.

This is a damb PR stunt to get folks to think ol’ Neckless Nick is a good guy. NOPE. NAWL. NAY! Not happening. I don’t care if he combs the fur of every dog in the U.S. 1,000 times, he still ain’t shit. I don’t give a good gahtdamb if he makes student loan forgiveness happen. I’ma still wanna dropkick him in his medula and wish a lifetime of atomic wedgies on him.

dropkicks gif 2

I hope he gets a papercut and someone dips his hand in rubbing alcohol.


All I want George Zimmerman to do is go locate his neck from where he left it. Walking around these parts looking like his chin chafes his chest. He needs to go sit his ass down somewhere and quit living out Super Mario and comic book fantasies of saving folks. He better go buy an XBOX and stop walking around thinking the world needs him to rescue everyone. Fuck him, his hero complex and the horse he rode in on. He can go to hell with gasoline drawers on.


You buying this story or what?

Chi4Trayvon Luvvie

P.S. I’m disappointed that y’all haven’t kicked off a #HeroicZimmerman hashtag yet on Twitter.

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  1. Sandy248
    July 22, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    ICAM. This felt staged to me too. It was probably juror B37’s family he ‘rescued’.

    • Kali Burgos
      July 22, 2013 at 4:31 pm

      I’m with you on that one. She was FOR him the whole time.

    • No Comment
      July 22, 2013 at 7:03 pm

      I googled this ish, and a Fox News link was the first hit. Definitely staged!!

    • SorryInputError
      July 22, 2013 at 10:46 pm

      Now that’s funny!

  2. dee
    July 22, 2013 at 2:20 pm

    George……. \_

    • Tiff
      July 22, 2013 at 3:04 pm

      He needs to have several seats \_ \_ \_

      Hell here’s a loveseat \___/

      • Ms Joey Nicole
        July 22, 2013 at 3:39 pm

        Did you give the loveseat?!?!?! Lord~~I’m about to get in TROUBLE!!

      • Jabria
        July 22, 2013 at 6:38 pm

        Not even several seats. He can have the whole Super Dome full of seats.

    • Patrice
      July 22, 2013 at 10:24 pm

      Porky George Z. needs to have an Ikea catalog full of seats!!!

      • July 23, 2013 at 2:33 pm

        Nawl Patrice,

        Don’t be giving him no comfortable seats…he can have the folding seats from all the Black Churches across the world. Don’t act like yall don’t know what chairs I’m talmbout LOL.

  3. pinkye11
    July 22, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    and that’s exactly what I said. I called Bullshit on this one! If it was a truckload of twinkies—–maybe he woulda run outthere to catch some, but save somebody??? HELL NAWL… Necklezz, go to New Orleans, stop at the Mercedes Benz Superdome, go in and “HAVE A STADIUM OF SEATS”

  4. warrior11209
    July 22, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    Staged! Prob “saved” West and his 2 ice cream slurping daughters

    • Kali Burgos
      July 22, 2013 at 4:32 pm


    • Lady Bug
      July 22, 2013 at 5:54 pm

      KMSL Right.

  5. Kwan
    July 22, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    I don’t care if he brought Tupac back he still ain’t shit and never will be. I agree with the above it was probably that damb juror and her family he just so happened to “save”. He can’t fight off a teen but can lift a truck FOH!

    and lmao @ Neckless Nick

    • Trina
      July 22, 2013 at 3:56 pm

      I was keeping my cackle contained to just my shoulders shacking viciously until you said “I dont care if he brought Tupac back” Thank you for making me lose it completely. I have real tears now, and snot flew out my nose. Thank you for that thanks.

      • Trina
        July 22, 2013 at 3:58 pm

        Shacking Trina really? Shaking is what I meant, and I blame you and the tears.

      • LadyStClaire
        July 22, 2013 at 7:33 pm

        LMAO! Right now as since this whole thing began, this B*****D has been in hiding because, he is afraid of his own damn fat shadow. he will never have another calm peaceful day on this earth for the rest of his miserable life.

        BTW, he doesn’t deserve one! I wonder what is going to be done about the money laundering that they were involved in. are they to get away with that as well? what they were doing is a felony as well as a federal crime.

    • CaliGirlED
      July 23, 2013 at 9:59 am

      Died at if he brought Tupac back!!! Just dead! Bwahahahaha

  6. Khadijah
    July 22, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    FUCK HIM with a sick dick.

    • Tiffany
      July 22, 2013 at 2:34 pm

      A puss filled sick dick!!

      This shit is so staged and the media trying hard do make this asshole murderer some sort of here! FUCK HIM!!

      • Khadijah
        July 23, 2013 at 7:41 am

        Right??? He’s not the bad guy after all. He’s top flight security of the world!!! Fuck his murdering little Debbie snack cake sucking asshole

  7. July 22, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    I need you to find the NEAREST CORNER and have at it for at least an hour! LMAO

  8. asetdivine
    July 22, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    So Zimmerman…with a body like Robotnik is now the rescue ranger when on February 26, 2012 he was in shape but too “soft” to fight off a teen he had been watching and following and murdered? He could save a million people and he’d still be a child killer with Trayvon’s blood on his hands.

  9. MrsBillingsley
    July 22, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    But his athletic ability was a .5 on a scale of 1-10? Oh…. Carry on!

    • Mrs H.
      July 22, 2013 at 9:45 pm

      Oh no, he was .5 on the Richter scale back when he was in shape. He should be a -.09 now with his lard ass.

  10. KemaB
    July 22, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    That drop kick Gif lmaooooooooo and in the immortal words if the mortal Jay-no more hyphen-z “We don’t believe you, you need more people.”

  11. LaToya
    July 22, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    SO agree with everything above this whole thing is staged and he trying to look like a good guy b/c he is scared for his life and he wants to appeal to our better nature…..BUMP THAT!!!! U missed me with this Bull!!!! Everytime I see his face I just want to slap him with my whole damn hand!!

  12. July 22, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    Thank you for injecting some humor into a very serious situation. This is PR and PR of the worst kind. Dirty, filthy, lying, self-serving PR. It was probably cooked up by his team from the moment they started to represent him. That and the lie that he wanted to take the stand. He needs to just go away. That would be the best PR for him right now. Just be gone.

  13. India Hearn
    July 22, 2013 at 2:50 pm

    wait! even if he brought tupac back! and if he would go have at a corner for like an hour. I don’t want hear nothing about this dude until he either gets hit by a truck or…gets caught up in some other type of fashion. he can go to hell!

  14. Jabari
    July 22, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    I. CAN. NOT. I refuse this jackass and all his fuckery…Ladies and gents, when your kids talk about being Batman or Superman when they grow up, point them in the direction of this ijot!!!! #NoCountryfortheZimmermanFamily #DonRasiedMyPressa

  15. Msladee
    July 22, 2013 at 3:14 pm

    Not one victim of this alleged accident has come out to say “this man saved me.” Nary a witness to the crime has come out and said, “yeah, I thought I saw GZ pulling a family from and overturned truck.” And you KNOW people will hold up traffic just to watch a wreck, especially one so bad a car turned over. With all the press that’s been going on about him, no one reported about it until this week? Nah.

    • July 23, 2013 at 7:10 am

      I totally agree with you so went searching for names. Apparently he saved Dana and Mark Gerstle and their two kids. I still don’t’ believe it. In the Mail Online his attorney said it’s not a PR stunt.

      ‘We spoke with George on Friday and he made no mention of this at all. That’s very typical of George.
      ‘He has a history of getting involved….it’s just the way he is.

      I wanted to slap someone. Like you’re going to own up to pulling the wool over people’s eyes.

      • Justina
        July 24, 2013 at 7:47 pm

        They should have said he has a history of killing children. because that is what he has an actual history of doing.

  16. July 22, 2013 at 3:17 pm

    In the words of Luvvie, I am unable to CAN. I can’t. I’m not here in any way shape or form for this bull. Whoever he has doing PR for his camp really tried it.

  17. July 22, 2013 at 3:21 pm

    His PR firm is horrible. Did they really think we would buy Hero George Zimmerman this soon??? I don’t buy it all, I wouldn’t buy it 10 years from now or ever. He’s nothing but a punk and will always be a punk and no PR stunt will ever change that.

    • July 23, 2013 at 2:53 pm

      “These effin punks always get away” – GZ was right, they do. This is some BS and I wouldn’t take a free sample of this ish.

  18. MsDstnctv
    July 22, 2013 at 3:29 pm


    I want credit when this happens, aight? The family is going to be black and on all the morning shows tomorrow.

    • RavenJ
      July 22, 2013 at 3:31 pm

      I just spit my drink out from laughing!!!! I really hope it doesn’t happen this way, but something tells me it may…and while my side eye is already in action over this situation…I will REALLY be like “chile please” if I see a black family on TV talking about how nice he was and blah, blah, blah…

    • Jabari
      July 22, 2013 at 4:38 pm

      Chile please, it’s gon be Herman Cain and Allen West talmbout they was just ridin’ up the road and Zimmerman came to their rescue….*rolls eyes hard*

      • Sane Jane
        July 23, 2013 at 9:00 pm


    • Cassandra
      July 22, 2013 at 6:09 pm

      According to a reporter from the Orlando Sentinel, the family is white.

      July 23, 2013 at 1:16 pm

      with all the money GZ has, he can pay anyone to say anything. did you all forget all the money that was/is being sent to him. i’m sure he’s receiving money from wealthy Republicans and KKK.

    • Randomly Jazzy
      July 23, 2013 at 3:45 pm

      I held it back reading Luvvie, and this is the one that did me in. LMAO I didn’t even think about them being a black family. Good one!

  19. RavenJ
    July 22, 2013 at 3:29 pm

    FOH!!!! Ain’t nobody here for that fat, nasty, stank, bloated…12 sammich eating killer!!! Even if he did save a family they were probably like, “Eff you!!!! We ain’t telling nobody you helped us you killer! Go eff yourself!” Well that’s what they would say in New York…from what I’ve been told by New Yorkers.

  20. Reallynow
    July 22, 2013 at 3:39 pm

    Staged! Hell even if it wasn’t staged I ain’t here for it! SEVERAL SEATS!!

  21. Trina
    July 22, 2013 at 3:43 pm

    I want to start by saying you always know what I’m thinking dangit and that drop kick gif is why I live.

    (Off topic tho have you see the #tavisweeps hashtag on the twitters? EPIC I say.)

    Anywho GZ needs to save himself from diabeties. Next thing you know this fool gonna saving cats from trees he chased up there, or putting out house fires he set a blaze.

  22. July 22, 2013 at 4:17 pm

    DEAD FOR REAL ON THIS POINT!!! –>”I don’t give a good gahtdamb if he makes student loan forgiveness happen. I’ma still wanna dropkick him in his medula and wish a lifetime of atomic wedgies on him.”

  23. Tonia
    July 22, 2013 at 4:25 pm

    When I first read about this bs my eyes rolled so hard they got stuck. I call this a fraud and even if its not….so what! I am not here for GZ and his madness.

  24. Amazed
    July 22, 2013 at 5:01 pm

    Well I see the person who wrote this article is uneducated…before saying negative things about Zimmerman, why don’t you learn proper English and not “ghetto”.

    • Me
      July 22, 2013 at 5:44 pm

      Fuck you and zimmerdick hows that for words

    • Blueyes
      July 22, 2013 at 5:45 pm

      Amazed—–>FOH! You’re uneducated if you don’t understand and appreciate writing styles. This piece of writing was not written for a research paper, ignant ass!

      July 23, 2013 at 2:31 pm

      When we are with peers we speak the way we wish. When u come cross someone like GZ, WHAT U C
      IS WHAT U GET. THIS IS WHAT I THINK HE DESERVE. Who want to waste proper this on him , not even, proper that. U don’t know how much education these people have that’s making commits . GZ, came to court everyday in a suite and tie and found got guilty but, i have my negative opinion of himrch too. Him and my research of him gave me my negative of him.

    • BellaKnows
      July 24, 2013 at 2:44 am

      Trust me beloved (read that jackass), this here ain’t what you want!! This blog belongs to The Most Awesome Luvvie. That means she may write her story in any form of the English language that her educated ass chooses too. I love it when trolls, visit sites just to defend that which can’t be defended. He’s a murderer, you’re a fool, now sit your ass down, and pretend to be cool. Y’all don’t judge me lol.

  25. Lady Bug
    July 22, 2013 at 5:45 pm

    I said the same thing about him not being able to defend himself against a 154lbs young man when he was a 120lbs lighter now you’re 120lbs heavier and you’re physically fit. I don’t think it ever happened. He should of walked the patrolman through how he pulled them out the car like he walked the investigator on how he MURDERED a innocent young man. That was a LIE and This story is even a BIGGER LIE. What will be next. They need to tell the truth he’s still in hiding being a COWARD.

    • July 22, 2013 at 6:23 pm

      He can’t fight a teenager but he can go all “HULK SMASH!!!” when trying to save people in an overturned vehicle. Just. Not. Buying. It.

  26. Dolly
    July 22, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    GZ is such a liar he said he didn’t know where he was, in his own neighborhood, even though he’s lived there for 2 years and has been the neighborhood watchdog. Anyone who defends him should go live with him. That means you Amazed

  27. Zaidi
    July 22, 2013 at 6:04 pm

    B37 staged it! She needs material for her book.

  28. MsZ
    July 22, 2013 at 6:11 pm

    Amazed, this is a humor blog. If you don’t like what you read, there’s a little “X” in the upper right corner of your screen. Use it.

  29. July 22, 2013 at 6:21 pm

    Amazed, please go have a giant glass of Shut the Fuck Up on rocks with a twist. Nobody is here for your pseudo-bougie attempt at trying to troll.

    And Zimmerman can go gargle with some broken glass for all I care. If George Zimmerman was trying to pull me out of a vehicle I woulda been kicking and punching the shit out of him. Now THAT would have been news. I am not here for the GZ redemption tour.

  30. margie
    July 22, 2013 at 6:35 pm

    THIS muthafuhka!
    Would not be surprised if this was some twisted-ass PR stunt.
    But, assuming that it’s legit:
    He’s only doing the humane thing by helping someone/others in need. If he didn’t neighborhood-watch his ass to help the scene, surely someone else would have.
    This in NOW WAY takes away from him killing an innocent boy. Nope. Maybe this is wrong and un-Christian, but he deserves to have rotten tomatoes to be thrown at him whenever he steps foot in public.

    Him and Casey Anthony need to pack on up, GTFO and move to bullshit island.

  31. DEE
    July 22, 2013 at 6:40 pm

    These fools think they slick, you know it and I know there is no accident. They want us to think this killer is still in Florida. They trying to move him out of Florida. Thinking he is 10 miles away from where he killed Trayvon Martin. So they will all go there to look for him… while they move him on out. There is no way on God’s green earth that I will ever think this killer is a saint for saving anybody. That is my theory #1… Theory #2 is he saw the accident all the people were knocked out… called 911 one of the people was outside the overturned car already… and when the responders arrived… and another motorist… he told them he pulled them out… I ain’t fall for the okie dokie..

  32. David
    July 22, 2013 at 7:03 pm

    Has anyone wondered why the Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman case garnered so much national attention, yet a more cold blooded shooting of an unarmed black teen, Jordan Davis/Micheal Dunn, is barely hitting the airwaves. Why Casey Anthony garnered so much attention, when small children come up missing and murdered all of the time? Are not all of the other Trayvon Martins worthy of the national spotlight. We are being played people. Especially by the media. It seems that only the divisive news gets special attention, and are we not divided because of the Trayvon/Zimmerman case? Look at all of these comments, and a lot of them are ugly. We are arguing with each other instead of asking the right questions and looking at the facts. First let us look at the prosecution. They either played us and sold the Martins out, or they are the dumbest attorneys ever to try a case. Remember the State’s Attorney is an elected office, and what prosecutor worth a grain of salt is going to attack a defense by agreeing to the defendant’s version of what happened. We all saw the dummy with the dummy right? He conceded that Trayvon had George Zimmerman down on the ground in a ground and pound position. Are you kidding me, you are going to attack a self defense case by conceding that the deceased was on top of the defendant pummeling him?

    Let me start with the only undisputed evidence in the entire trial, the photos of Zimmerman and his clothes taken shortly after the murder, and it was murder. I have a fighting background and it is probably why I noticed something about the photos of Zimmerman’s head that the prosecution failed to touch upon. Google the photos and take a close look at both of his temple areas. He has what some wrestlers call a “Grappler’s Rash.” the is indicative of someone being held in a headlock, and trying to get out of it. If you examine the photos closely, you can see that the rash encircles his head. I have friends who are MMA fighters and I see this all of the time, and I have had a few myself. Next look at the back of Zimmerman’s head. Those cuts are too clean to have come from a flat surface such as a concrete sidewalk. There are more indicative of someone being in a head lock and being punched in the back of the head. It does not take much force to break the skin, just a couple of well placed knuckles. Zimmerman at some point during the incident was in a headlock. The rash can even be seen on his cheeks. Another piece of evidence that supports this is the 911 call where someone can be heard screaming. I believe that was Zimmerman in a headlock, being punched in the back of the head, and screaming. This would also explain how the scuffle started in one spot and ended in another.

    Zimmerman’s clothes and boots. The photos do not show any grass stains or mud, yet it was raining and the ground was wet. We are lead to believe that a person on his back, in the rain, fighting for his life, is going to get up without any stains? I dare anyone to go out in the rain, lay on your back, let someone straddle you, and you fight to get them off of you. Fight hard like Zimmerman said he did and tell me what is on you clothing when you are done, especially your boots. One thing that really bothers me about the whole ground and pound thing, besides the lack of stains, is Zimmerman had MMA training. On of the first defensive moves you are taught if you find yourself on the bottom of a ground and pound situation, is the triangle. It is a simple move with your hands that will prevent your head being slammed repeatedly into the concrete. Zimmerman was never in that position. I know there are witnesses who say he was, and others who say Zimmerman was on top of Trayvon. It was dark, and it was rainy. The problem I have with all of the eye witnesses is that of all that transpired between the two, all they seem to have seen is someone on the ground with the other straddling him. Not one person saw the actual shooting. No muzzle flash, nothing. Just Trayvon pounding poor Zimmerman.

    Now a lot of you are going to ask, “ what about the grass stains on Trayvon’s pants?” I will get to that in a moment, but first let us look the incident in a broader light. Zimmerman sees Trayvon walking and decides that he is suspicious. He call the police non emergency number instead of 911. Despite being told not to, he gets out of his truck and stalks the kid. He had a gun, the kid looked suspicious, yes he was stalking him. At some point Trayvon notices him, and at some point despite Trayvon running, they meet up. We will never know how the fight started but it did start. Trayvon put Zimmerman in a headlock and whipped the person that was stalking him. The scuffle ends up on the grass. Zimmerman is yelling. At some point Trayvon lets go of him, and Zimmerman falls down. Trayvon leans over him, maybe to punch again so he will stay down. At this point Zimmerman pull his gun. What bit of evidence supports this? Zimmerman’s statement to the police where he says at one point Trayvon said, “ you got me.” Now where I come from and in most other places if a combatant in a fight says, “you got me.” That means, “ I give,” or “I quit.” You see at that moment Zimmerman was in control of the situation and Trayvon had backed up off of him. Unfortunately saying, “ you got me,” does not always end the fight. Especially if the person you just beat up for stalking you has a gun.

    Now let us deal with the light grass stains on the knee area of Trayvon’s pants. Zimmerman’s acoount of the shooting in that Trayvon was on top of him with his knees to his sides(Zimmerman’s sides) when he shot him. Somehow he was able to get out from under dead weight and there not be any blood or DNA on Zimmerman’s clothes or the gun. I do not recall if tests were run on Travon’s clothing for gunpowder residue? Now given the “expert” testimony about the angle of the bullets trajectory, we were lead to believe that Trayvon must have been in that position when he was shot, or? Could he have just been standing over Zimmerman and backing away from the now brandished gun? With the lack of DNA and blood on Zimmerman, the latter seems more plausible. He shot a standing Trayvon. Trayvon clutched his chest, fell to his knees, and the onto his face and died. White/tannish pants, wet grass, and knee stains. It is possible that he remained on his knees for some time before falling over. Ironically no one but Zimmerman and Trayvon saw the actual shooting.

    It was quite some time before Zimmerman was ever arrested for this crime. His father is a judge, and he has studied law enforcement. The defense had plenty of time to create a story that could easily be defended. He and his attorney even went of nation TV and spoke about it. Well you have to explain to me where the rash came from? You have to explain to me the statement he made where he says Trayvon said, “ you got me.” We need to look at the evidence and let it speak for itself. Do not listen to attorneys who are elected officials, and others who are paid to do whatever is necessary to get their client off. I am willing to bet that those women on the jury looked at those photos and did not know what to look for. The prosecutor did not tell them. He told them that Trayvon did have Zimmerman down and was pounding him. No offense to women, but the average woman is not going to know what those marks on his temples and cheeks really are. The jury selection in this case is a whole situation to itself. Wow. Were we ever duped on this one. We are protesting and being lead down a divisive road, while truth gets buried. Please people look at the evidence and lack there of. Think critically and concisely, before we get on here and call each other names. In every case such as this one we are supposed to examine every possible scenario before coming to a conclusion. The prosecution in this case did not offer us one, so we are left with Zimmerman’s version. A well thought out story to be sure, except for those photos, the lack of stains and DNA, and “you got me.” Trayvon Martin’s last words. “ You got me.” Then Zimmerman chose to kill him.

    • glenda kay
      July 22, 2013 at 9:35 pm

      Why the hell are you on here writing a damnable dissertation?? Obviously you feel some kinda way so go get shit published, but not here, Sir.

    • KS
      July 22, 2013 at 10:18 pm

      Uh the Michael Dunn case has gained attention. I saw that whole story on the local news in Nashville. That trial starts in September. And as for your comment that a woman wouldn’t notice those marks, you have no idea what the average woman would notice. while there are women that don’t there are a lot that would just like there would be men that wouldn’t know. That was an ignorant statement you made. Evidence and whatever “buried truth” you’re speaking of doesn’t change the fact that he followed a teenage boy because he “looked up to no good”, killed him, and got away with it. You want to attack the media fine, but don’t defend a killer because you’ve created an idea of the lawyers in your warped mind.

    • Mrs H.
      July 23, 2013 at 1:02 am

      At least you have a theory of what happened. Too bad the prosecution didn’t think to have one too. They could have also made their star witness much more sympathetic by mentioning she She had a medical problem with her speech and the English was not her first language. It also ticked me off that they spent all that time with GZ’s fighting expert, but the prosecution didn’t bring their own MMA expert to counter their claims. The whole thing was a clusterfuck.

  33. Herculano
    July 22, 2013 at 7:25 pm

    Yeah right. I smell a rat — and maybe a family of stunt performers

    Who’s going to believe this bulldung? Answer: probably 2/3 of the European-American population. And who was the other superhero with him? Mark Osterman or Frank Taafe?

  34. akg
    July 22, 2013 at 7:45 pm

    Looks like the ZMan was a hero all along. I bet the rescued family are glad he pulled the trigger and saved himself from that thug

    • Lady Bug
      July 23, 2013 at 12:50 am


      • akg
        July 23, 2013 at 5:41 am

        TM had a fetish for beating people (who has organised street fights?), was constantly suspended (most “”kids” – 17 is not a child – that are constantly suspended end up a criminal, or a crackhead low life), was caught with jewelry and a burglary tool, assaulted a bus driver etc. etc.

        Teens do stupid shit but these aren’t things a normal teenager does.

        This youth was a thug who attacked someone and got shot for taking things too far.

        It’s sad but it;s true, and you know it. Let it be a lesson to other youths; don’t assault people and you will be fine.

        • KS
          July 23, 2013 at 8:59 am

          Uh Zimmerman has a history of domestic violence, if you want to throw pasts into the situation. The only lesson here is to stay in the damn car when told and none of this would have happened. If he really was a thug and up to no good, then Zimmerman could have waited until he actually did something. If he was about to break into someone’s house, Zimmerman should have gotten more proof. And since Trayvon is dead, you can’t call him a thug. You know nothing about him but hearsay. And 17 years old is a kid. You are not legally an adult in this country until 18 years old, and he wasn’t even 17 yet. He was a couple of weeks from his 17th when he died. He was a 16 year old KID

        • Londa
          July 24, 2013 at 6:39 pm

          Funny how so many want to put Trayvon’s history on trial when, at the time that the incident…excuse me, THE MURDER…was taking place,George Zimmerman knew NONE of Trayvon’s history.

          So, what, pray tell, could have given Zimmerman any indication that Trayvon was any of the things you say? Although, he played the role of judge, jury, executioner and God, Zimmerman had no divine omniscience.

          If you don’t like the way someone looks – or someone is suspiciuosly walking through you neighborhood – seriously, what would a REASONABLE person do? Call the police, perhaps? I, as a reasonable person, would do just that. And, by “just” that, I mean “ONLY” that.

          What, in the name of all that is good and plenty, would be resolved by confronting someone I am frightened of?

          So, please, excuse me while I continue to viciously gag over your piss-poor, overused, judgmental, segregationist disposition.

          Just as you don’t know what Trayvon was thinking or who he was, you for darn sure have no real idea of what the family in the car was thinking. Save your baiting for your fanatically narrow-minded brethern. They’ll be a little more apt to drink this poisonous Kool-Aid that you’re pouring.

        • Londa
          July 24, 2013 at 6:45 pm

          P.S. I firmly believed that crap was staged.

          And, if it wasn’t, while I’m happy that a family was rescued, I still feel nothing – and by nothing, I mean the absence of everything – for George Zimmerman.

          Heck, I’m kinda salty that the beautiful royal baby has the name George. I’m trying not to see a conspiracy in that. 🙂

  35. goodlordalmighty
    July 22, 2013 at 8:05 pm

    Jesus Christ! Learn how to spell!!!!!

    • Londa
      July 24, 2013 at 5:32 pm

      What kind of faith-based person are you to use the lord as your user name and then turn around and use it as a expletive? Stop using His name like that!

      If you’ve got a LEGITIMATE critique give it intelliently, give it humorously, heck, be mad if you want to. Otherwise, as my Friends Of Luvvie Society Members have so eloquently expressed to other trolls, have serveral of these: \___

      Preferably elsewhere.

      Thank you,
      Not the Management

      • Londa
        July 24, 2013 at 6:07 pm



  36. Chime
    July 22, 2013 at 9:01 pm

    Luvvie, I love that you’re popular enough now to garner attention from outside your usual circle of readers, but these mfers are annoying as F*CK. Take the race-baiting, useless commenting, and overall f*ckery elsewhere strangers. YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US.

    • Mrs.Reed
      July 23, 2013 at 12:06 am

      Yep. Don’t Feed The Trolls.

    • dante
      July 23, 2013 at 8:29 am

      I hope this is from mean girls, cause I totally read it in Regina’s voice lol.

      • Chime
        July 23, 2013 at 10:50 am

        It is! Mean Girls quotes are EVERYTHING, lol:oD

    • Yessss Honey!
      July 23, 2013 at 10:13 am


  37. Krystal
    July 22, 2013 at 11:27 pm

    I agree with Luvvie: I think Zimmerman used that defense fund contribution money to hire Olivia Pope. I’m not buying that story either. I too see Huck’s hands all over this one. Sounds too contrived and convenient. Next unbelievable news story, please…

  38. Mrs.Reed
    July 23, 2013 at 12:05 am

    Hey Zimmerman Goons Go Kick Rocks!

  39. July 23, 2013 at 1:37 am

    The million dollar question – WHY WAS HE OUT OF THE HOUSE TO BEGIN WITH? You know Casey Anthony has been under the house since she skated

  40. totallywired
    July 23, 2013 at 5:45 am

    Trayvon would have beaten that family MMA style for looking at him from inside a vehicle.

    Good job the Z-Man was around. God bless you, Z-Man

    • BellaKnows
      July 24, 2013 at 2:57 am

      Your pathetic attempt at humor is just like you: pathetic. I don’t know how, or even why you exist within this wonderful blog family but your presence isn’t required. I would go so far as to say, we DON’T WANT YOU HERE! Sloths belong in their own habitats. Now go press your sheets, I hear there’s a Zimmerman rally this weekend.

  41. Christie
    July 23, 2013 at 7:59 am

    I thought Georgie Pordgie was “in hiding,” fearing for his life while wearing a bulletproof vest? Did his defense team trot him out to the highway for a photo op? That shit was more staged than last night’s episode of Love and Hip Hop ATL.

    • akg
      July 23, 2013 at 8:17 am

      And nine eleven was an inside jurb!!!11!!


      • ToneNotTony
        July 23, 2013 at 10:45 am

        Bye, Felicia!

        • July 23, 2013 at 3:10 pm

          ^^^ This gave me so much life ^^^

  42. CaliGirlED
    July 23, 2013 at 10:04 am

    Don’t have time to read all these wonderful comments, but you guys are too funny!

    Luvvie, you kill-ded it as ALWAYS! I hollered at Neckless Nick!!! But forgiving those student loans though? I would still want to drop kick him, but I would say thanks first! LOL!!!

    This is for Georgie \___] sleep FOREVER!

  43. Sane Jane
    July 23, 2013 at 9:12 pm

    Zimmerman looks like a broke Chaz Bono. Whoever had the brilliant idea to have Z-man make a “heroic” rescue obviously has s–t for brains. Only an idiot would think this is real.

    • Londa
      July 24, 2013 at 5:42 pm

      Yeah, I’m saying. That’s why I’m for sure this wasn’t the work of a top-notch OPA firm. Olivia would have done much better. We’d have (temporarily) hated her for doing it, but she’d have made us unbelieve what we believe we disbelieved. <<—I don't even know what I just said right there.

      This has got to be the work of a Molivia Nope.

  44. Justina
    July 24, 2013 at 4:09 pm

    Hmmph… If I was the victim of the supposed car accident I would have shouted at him to go away and leave me alone. I would be terrifed to Big Boy of Big Boy’s burgers trying to rescue me. He would probably pull me out of the car only to shoot me because he felt threatened by me being a victim of an accident. Nope, I’d rather burn in the wreckage.

    Next they will be claiming that he is out there saving babies when he is probably trying to eat them instead.

  45. bella
    July 25, 2013 at 12:51 pm

    Damn, it’s a shame about that man! He murdered a innocent person just bc he was black and had his hood up makes him a thug??? Get the fuck out of here.. he should be doing time at least for NOT LISTENING TO AUTHORITY WHEN THEY TOLD ZIMMERMAN NOT TO FOLLOW TRAYVON!! if he didn’t follow the boy, he would still be alive enjoying his skittles and ice tea and be living his life… Smh!! who wants to see Zimmerman locked away????!!! I know I do!!!

  46. July 26, 2013 at 5:01 pm

    Shenanigans 4Real! It’s been reported that “George Zimmerman’s heroic car crash rescue appears to be a fraud”. Olivia Pope didn’t try to re-brand him it was a cop!