The Mess That Biden Must Clean Up Because of Trump – Cartoon Edition
The United States has just continuously shown its underskirt these last 4 years with Cheeto Satan in office, and the world has been watching.
Now that we know he’s getting the fuck out the office, with this stressful ass history-making ass election that Joe Biden won, we can breathe a little. But we are also aware of the ginormous mess that the 46th President of the United States and his Vice-President Kamala Harris have to clean up.
THE GIANT, AWFUL MESS. A cartoonist in the UK, for The Times, created the perfect visual for it.
There is just so much here.
Let’s go from left to right.
The Orange spray tan stain on wall with lips poked out might be my favorite things here, because clearly that tone of pantone orange that Cheeto Satan’s face is must be out of a can
The cracked TV with the remote next to it. That’s for when he found out Biden beat his ass during the election. You know he was PISSEDDD and threw an epic tantrum. Extra for when the many times I’m sure he threw that remote because someone insulted his immature ass on Twitter.
Speaking of Twitter, we also see a cellphone on the ground, with the Twitter logo. If that man spent more time doing actual presidenting and less time exercising is Twitter fingers, we would all be better off.
The golf clubs strewn about, since this troglodyte spent most of his presidency hitting balls.
The fallen American flag, obviously. Because he triggered the beginning of the demise of this empire.
The blower dryer by the desk, that he must use for the mop straw he calls a hairhat.
The Bible with torn out pages under the flag, because what is Christian values when the country is being run by Satan?
The long ass red tie, because no one ever taught him how to dress. Cheeto Satan be out here with his ties touching his crotch because he is an everlasting ruffian with no class.
The MAGA hat, which has become the ultimate symbol of hate. It’s become the new white hood.
Trump being dragged away through the window, because clearly since he’s refusing to accept he lost. I hope they’re dragging him off to prison.
The random take out boxes everywhere, because we found out that he is just as unhealthy as he looks. Dude’s whole diet consists of Big Macs and sodas so his arteries probably look like a highway during rush hour. It’s a marvel that he aint… *wifi disables*
The wrong coloring of the American flag by the couch, for that time Trump went to an elementary school and LEGIT did just that.
The signed executive order on the ground with the sharpie signature, since fascists love using this type of thing to push through fucked up laws.
The bleach with a straw in it, since he thought that was the cure for coronavirus. And some of his followers actually drank it!
The mop handle that Biden is holding looks a lot like Cheeto Satan’s wig.
The Constitution torn in two, because the whole Trump administration said “fuck this document.”
The abandoned painting of Mount Rushmore. The founding fathers thought they put checks and balances in place to prevent a Trump-like presidency from existing but that ain’t work.
Vladimir Putin Bust next to the falling MAGA flag, because his love of this other dictator in chief clearly must be commemorated.
The rug, with things swept up under it from an administration that lacked transparency and trifled in secrecy constantly. One of those things? Lady Liberty’s body.
The oil drum that has spilled over, because all sorts of spills happened in the ocean on this admin’s watch.
The confederate flag, because that is what these MAGAites fly. That continuing symbol of hate.
There is so much mess that we will ALL have to clean up. They’re going to need to use a wheelbarrow to bring in the amount of sage needed to cleanse the horrific energy from that White House after Habanero Hitler and his Crew of Corrupt Child Cagers leave.
January 20, 2021 cannot come soon enough.
What did I miss here?