A Tale of Two Peens: The Man Who Has Twice the Fun
In case you don’t know, the real Den of Iniquity online is Reddit. And for once, I am thankful because it is through that site that we now know that it’s possible for a man to have two penises. MMHMM. In real life.
A guy with the screename of “DoubleDickDude” did a Reddit AMA (Ask me anything) session where he answered all types of questions about his duo sticks. I read the entire thread because it’s so important for me to know the logistics of this. Because science. And nosiness. And intrigue.
This condition he has is called Diphallia and it affects 1 in 5.5 million men in the U.S. It’s not genetic. It just happens. *sings* “Maybe he’s born with it. MAYBE IT’S DOUBLE PEEN!”
It’s like God asked himself the question of “Should I have given them two penises? Eh. Lemme test it out and see what it’d be like” and he copied and pasted it on this dude.
There’s a couple of pics too, including one that is a head shot (pause) that shows the peens just chilling. They look like they’re making the peace sign, because they’re in V formation. If you want to see the pic, click HERE. NOT. SAFE. FOR. WORK. I repeat NOT SAFE FOR WORK! Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
So yeah, I was intrigued to find out how the plumbing worked so that thread had me like:
HIGHLIGHTS:
* He pees from both of them at the same time. And this makes for interesting experiences when he’s out in public. He tries to use stalls instead of urinals, for obvious reasons.
* They’re the same size (6-7 inches). So it’s not like one of them is like a 6th finger nub. Nope. It’s another fully-developed nether region appendage! LUCKY HIM (and HERS. or SIRS).
* He uses both at the same time on his partners. Because apparently, folks really enjoy being doubly stuffed. I shiver at the thought and I basically had to cross my legs extra tight as I read this part. I might have even done some kegels to be safe because ummm… ouch? He also talked about how one of his past partners’ cervix poked out afterwards. And I wanted to pass out right then and there. NO MA’AM!
* He NEEDS to cum. If he doesn’t blow his rockets at least once every coupla days and squeeze his swimmers out, his prostate gets engorged and bloated. That sounds painful. He takes blue balls to new levels.
* His right one is his favorite. And sometimes, the left one gets jealous. HAAAA!
* He is in a relationship with a guy and a girl. He met a guy and a girl who were in a relationship and both identified as straight. And when the guy found out about his double peen, curiousity killed the straight and they all got into a relationship. Now they’re an exclusive threesome. DDD identifies as bisexual already but he’s outchea changing minds and sexual preference for straight dudes. He is magical and a sexual unicorn.
Everything about all of this is like the best pr0n ever written. His life is like every teenage boy’s fantasy. But he doesn’t do pr0n because the pay is crappy and he doesn’t wanna put a price on his dignity. Selfish bastid (I keed)!
Someone on the Reddit thread said:
“Just to summarize what we’ve learnt. He’s bisexual. He’s attractive. He’s lives in a threesome. He likes fisting others and being fisted. He likes putting things down his urethra. He casually mentions the time six people had sex with him simultaneously. He shoots 12 times when he cums. Straight men magically turn bicurious around him.
And on top of that, he has two penises. Well played, God. Good to know you didn’t waste that extra penis on a prude.”
Pretty damb murch. Life is stranger than fiction sometimes.
So ummm… what would y’all do if you encountered Sir Double Peen? Would you run for the hills, stick around and get turned up and out or just spend the night asking questions?
@Luvvie A Tale Of Two Dicks.
— Xavier D'Leau (@TheXDExperience) January 2, 2014
Indeed.
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Whole new meaning to the term “double dip.” (>_>)
There’s a female also…
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/11uf2z/iama_female_who_was_born_with_a_complete_uterine/
I would do him but not in the same hole. Hell and Nawl. Nope. Negative. Ain’t happenin’ Cap’n. But he would be allowed entrance to the backdoor simply because that’s too much opportunity to be wasting.
Judge me. -_- At least I’m honest about my whitish proclivities. *shrugs*
Whorish*
I think you were right the first time when you said whitish Ms. Nicole. You know how white folks tend to be extra freaky, especially with these multiple partner relationships. That being said, I’m black and I wanna be down with him!!! Where does he live???
Agreeded, that would be a waste not to at least tap the back door.
It would be like going to vegas and getting an opptunity to live the movie Hangover in real life and all you end up doing is eatting at high price resturants
^^I second the above. I would be too curious not to try and I can definitely attribute this to my “whitish proclivities”
Why isn’t he doing porn?
actually, the AMA was really informative. he’s quite levelheaded. credit is due to his mom who really taught him a healthy dose of self-esteem. he isn’t doing it because he likes the idea of being unique, but not a sideshow. so essentially, if he ain’t in a relationship witcha, there’s no need for alladat. i ain’t mad…
He does seem like he has a good head on his shoulders. I know a lot of men who would gladly be a sideshow for some money.
That was just too much information right there!
Waaaaaay to much information.
Genetics never fails to amaze, does it? I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t curious, but not curious enough to, ah, parktake. Not here for Mr. Double The Fun. Reminds me too much of the old Doublemint commericials.
(I blame you for making me spit out my tea at that hotdog onslaught gif, though.)
Prolapsed cervix is not safe sex. No where. I’m not having that in my medical history. Ever.
Girl thank you! I need my inside parts to remain my INSIDE parts!
hellsYEAH i’d stick around. because research. and science. and carpediem ansh*t.
This too. *high five*
I second alla what you said! Turned up & out.
For the new year, I’ve decided to start being 100% honest with my shit. (Maybe 99.9%) In the spirit of this, I’m just gonna come right out and say that I’m going with option B: Stick around and get turned up and out.
I’m curious as hell.
Ahhh… Scientifically fascinating. Socially intriguing. Sexually dumbfounding.
Ms Nicole, no judgements. I think that’s the obvious next step for a curious woman, but this dude found a woman who agreed to the only more left (or right) way to go with this situation.
I may have to slide on over to reddit, but once you see it … You can’t unsee it…twice!
In my best Artie Johnson voice…..very interesting
There’s actually a man in Cuba in the early 1900s, I believe, who made it into a book. I think he died of syphiliis. Anyway, he had two fully functioning penises that measured about 9×6…and he had many women to love.
Are you thinking of the Underground Education book, by any chance?
A question that wasn’t answered: was there something medically that could’ve been done when he was born? I mean, without him losing use of his privates altogether. Like they separate conjoined twins, could they have separated so that he’d have one fully functioning organ?
This blows my mind, but not interested enough to partake.
My erotica-writing behind would do awful, wonderful things with that man. No shame here. 😛
You just blew my entire mind on the second day of 2014. 2014 now BLOWN
WHOA! HELLOOOOOOO, SIR! I’ve heard of hermaphrodites, but I’ve never actually seen something like this! Wowwwww!
I almost stopped reading at “curiosity killed the straight” lmbo
iCackled and giggled at this, but I’m hella curious. I’d stick around….
I have never laughed so hard…Peace signs from the “Peens” judging from the feedback, it Would make for an interesting biopic The Tail and the Two Peens, and the Women Who Loved Them Both
Officially slain!
I………….would probably run away. College aged me, on the other hand, would be so down for this lol.
Also, I read a fantasy romance novel once where the men had a second penis that only emerged when it was time to impregnate their wives and now I think that the author knew about this condition.
Wait…her cervix poked out??!!!! No ma’am. His penis should come with a waiver before you can jump on it.
She jumped on both without reading the fine print.
I want to ride this ride.
It’s like Double Dutch – but with penises.
O…M..GAWD!!! lol! The fact that you even took time to blog about this “sexual unicorn” gives me the keke of my LIFE!!!! lol!
So they couldn’t circumsize neither one of the peens? No? Okay….
Pwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
He’s more sensitive. I’m down. Why mess with *clearly* a good thing?
I believe he lives in Europe?…they don’t cut like we cut here..trust me a clean uncut man is very…umm lovely. They are more sensitive (the penis not the man LOL) and well…it’s a good experience.
TRY IT YOU MIGHT LIKE…i did! LOL
I’d watch some other girl partake in person but hell nawl nope.
lmao sex unicorn, but true God didn’t waste this “gift” on a prude and it’s not like men don’t masturbat(e) every day anyway but at least he gets to work out both arms heheheh.
All I can say…
YAHZ. MANY TIMES. I’M IN.
I am or was greatly intrigued, but can you start a crowdfunding campaign for the latest, greatest to restore my eyesight? I thought I was looking at two yams and possibly some unidentified root vegetable. Then, I thought, well, he must be a contortionist as well because I mistook his hairy arm and hand for a big deformed foot. Yeah…about the eyesight restoration…?
Honestly, I don’t think I’d take on that adventure, but I would be hella curious to hear about it from those who did.
“Yet another impossible standard for men…”
man…. y’all. i’m so intrigued.
yeah… i might have yeah. i’m adventurous and downright deviant, so i’m in. all the way in. but please, no cervical prolapse.
Im not down for cervical prolapse, so I’ll pass, but i will say looks like an interesting ride. This picture is better…http://i.imgur.com/0pEACyI.jpg
Well ummmmmmm ookkkk. All I could think about was does he use both hands when he’s alone?
Imma be honest. I peeped the pics and I was like “well look at God, God is good” HOWEVER I would never knowingly have relations with a man who likes peen. ion curr if he has TWO wankers. Nope.
Now would I watch him get down with someone else…oh hell yes.
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The hail?! Nawl…..just nawl.
“DDD identifies as bisexual already but he’s outchea changing minds and sexual preference for straight dudes. He is magical and a sexual unicorn.” I cried laughing with actual tears for about 8 minutes, which then led to hiccups. I read the story (and saw the pics…because I’m a perv) a couple of days ago somewhere else but leave it to Luvvie to give it a whole new spin.
Lord. Have. Mercy. I know any dude with a little wang (wanglet?) is mad as hell, cuz this dude has TWO!!! He must have some of the most powerful testosterone if he’s bringin straight dudes to the other side. He just might be my sex hero.
Hmm…maybe he could hook up with the chick who has two love pockets.
No thanks. He doesn’t know how to shave his arms, legs, or crotch, and I don’t floss during sex.
I’m not going to front this is by far the most interesting thing I’ve read in a long arse time. I am curious but I’m not sure how curious…
I would not want it anywhere near me. But I would have questions and I would require SOME demonstrations. Like:
– Can you model various types of bottoms for me? Briefs, boxers, boxer briefs, running tights, skinny jeans, sweats. Do you mind if I take pictures? Ehm…for research purposes.
– Can you show me how it is when you pee? I wanna see. Yes, I’m making a video, I’m really thorough with my research like that.
– Can I see what they look like aroused? No, sorry, I can’t help you, but feel free to do what you need to do to make it happen, I’ll look the other way. Once again, the pics are for research purposes.
Yeah, I am weird, don’t judge me. This is fascinating….in a scientific way (I’m serious).
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT. GOOGLE. DIPHALLIA. The picture on the wiki article is high octane nightmare fuel. I’m going to go join holy orders tomorrow, on account of penises are now ruined forever. Diphallia isn’t always cute lil peeny peace signs.
Sexual unicorn…curiouser, and curiouser.
These comments….SLAIN but that gif withbthe lady and the multiple hot dogs …..slid me almost into a prolapses hernia from laughing.
Run in the nearest other direction away from his double dong ass!!! Nawl, I’ll pass, thank you kindly.
How did I end up here? I visited the site to read ONE ARTICLE. OH GOD! I keep looking. Why?