Antoine Dodson’s Chimney Intruder Is Just… iCan’t.

Remember Antoine Dodson? Yeah I had Dodson Fever when that whole foolery first came out. And I may or may not have had the Bed Intruder song as my ringtone for a hot, quick second. Antywho, I’ve been kinda off the Dodson wagon though, after I saw how he’s allowing himself to be cooned out in the name of endorsements and whatnots.

But just in time for Christmas, Antoine is back! He did this video for the George Lopez Show, and called it The Chimney Intruder.

Sir… Ma’am…Yes, I know this was sposed to be a mess. But to be THIS much of a mess? I’ont e’em know.

Why is Antoine’s ONLY outfit for these janky vids and commercials that lonely black tanktop? I guess he trademarked them now since that’s all he wears. Even in fake snow, he oughta be in somebody’s jacket or long sleeve. Antoine know DAMB well he’d be bundled up. Us melanin-infused people get too cold to be outside in winter in a tanktop.

And can we talk bout how he’s always on that 82 degree lean with 4 neck swerves? Do they tell him to make sure he does that now? Director talmbout “Antoine, we gotta shoot that again. You were standing too straight and you didn’t give us enough neck-swerve action.” O____O

But the pink elephant in this room is that brillo pad hairhat he got on under the Santa hat. Ain’t that the same wig Michael Jackson had on as the Scarecrow in The Wiz? Antoine’s wig surely has the same straw feel. They couldn’t just let him wear his luxurious hair pressed down? Y’all just had to make him look like a slave child ALL the way.

Yeah, nawl. I’m ALLA way off the Dodson Fanwagon. This is a mess. Antoine said: “All I want for Christmas is for you to keep your fat ass out my house.” Well, all I want for Antoine is for him to get a publicist/mentor who’ll advise him to stop taking any and all offers thrown his way. Antoine Dodson has made a caricature out of an already cartoonish persona. Now he is just doing entirely TOO murch. I’m kind of embarrassed for him. He’s become modern day Buckwheat, live and in the flesh. Don’t make me write him another sternly-worded letter!

I shouldn’t even say nothing though. I’m pretty sure Antoine Dodson has made 50x what I did this year. I guess I’m hustling backwards. *wall slide* *jumps out 1st floor window unto high pile of soft fresh snow.

What do y’all think about this? Am I just being a party pooper?

P.S. Was Antoine tryna do the Dougie in this vid? Was that what that awkward pop lock-arm wave-swerve combo was supposed to be? Oh ok.

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  1. @infinitecrimson
    December 22, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    Yes Luvvie. I feel you. I was all over ‘Toine ‘Toine when he first ‘came out’! I downloaded the app on the phone. Still when people start a sentence with an exaggerated “WELL,…” I chuckle a little. I refuse to even watch this vid cause, like you said, now its just painful. Dude is the prime example of doing the most with the least.

  2. December 22, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    Yeeaaah. Antoine can go back into oblivion where he came from right….now. His hair and tank are indeed tragic but I can’t get over his “dancing.” Like a cross between the Dougie and the Single Ladies dance. No ma’am. No sir.

  3. Curvy Jones
    December 22, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    I was embarassed from jump. Never found it funny, especially when my non black coworkers jumped on the bandwagon and were playing it over and over and laughing till they cried at this country ass black guy on the local news. Wasn’t ever funny.

    • JcanAlena79
      December 22, 2010 at 1:00 pm


  4. krocka
    December 22, 2010 at 12:46 pm

    switchblade?! kool-aid?!
    ihate his lifespace.

  5. Kay
    December 22, 2010 at 12:46 pm

    I rebuke this coonery in the name of all things progressive….I’ve had just about enough!

    • December 23, 2010 at 2:03 am

      I can’t take any more either. It was funny the first time, now it’s just umm not funny. I can’t even stomach it anymore

  6. December 22, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    I rolled my eyes and laughed when he first popped up on the scene, but then I applauded him and his family for turning the joke around and making enough money from the foolishness to move out of the projects…but now? WHAT THE F*** IS THIS?!?!?!?! Antoine Dodson…maaaaaaaaan, SITCHO’ ass DOWN!!! This fool shuckin’ and jivin’ for the cameras and that last second of “fame”…I’m this close to hating him…THISCLOSE…

  7. LovelyTreasures
    December 22, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    Just sad….iCant…iWont participate in this tomfoolery…Hot ghetto Mess!!

  8. December 22, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    “Antoine Dodson has made a caricature out of an already cartoonish persona” – closes book on this nigga for the rest of my life.

  9. Capricorn
    December 22, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    Luvvie, see my reply on your timeline as @nikkib1920.

    and. . where are his flowing locks? I mean. . *blink*

  10. December 22, 2010 at 7:43 pm

    What happen to the video????? O___O

  11. December 22, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    I’m mad he kept his fame one-note. You’d think he’d learn to flip his fame into something else. Kim K. needs to school him on accidental fame I’m not suggesting that Ray J is gay or that Toine should bang him. I hate y’all

  12. December 23, 2010 at 7:00 am

    “What do y’all think about this? Am I just being a party pooper?”

    Absolutely not. This dude needs to find another act or retire. At first it was chuckle worthy, now it’s whomp-whomp. On networking sites, only my non-black friends post links to Antoine’s material. It’s like he’s become a joke to our community or something. smh

  13. December 23, 2010 at 8:16 am

    He is really dumb. For real.

  14. December 24, 2010 at 3:16 am

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  15. paintgurl40
    December 24, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    uh…antoine? sir/ma’am?….go sitcho ass down right over there…….

    • December 27, 2010 at 12:45 pm

      Pretty damb murch

  16. December 27, 2010 at 12:51 am

    I’m glad someone else said cuz iCant either. I was amused by the first one even though it was a mess. But this one…like you said… I just can’t mess with it. It’s too much. And this time it’s on purpose. I think that’s the part that bothers me the most.

  17. December 30, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    aaaahhhh! what did hell was that! I want my memory of the 25 seconds I managed to watch erased!