Whose Brother is Rocking this Impressive Scalp Weave?

We are a gifted people, I tell ya. We make something out of nothing and make hair out of scalp. Weaves aren’t just for women, ladies and gents. We’re bringing equality into the hairhat industry now, by providing these services of insta-hair to the fellas too.

I came across this picture of a man who was going bald, and with the help of a gifted hairstylist, he too can now have waves so proper they make you seasick and you need dramamine for a leisurely stroll around the block. Getchu a piece:

I’m not even gon lie. This is hella impressive. What is the substance used to create this hair? Was it glued on or painted on? How does it actually look so real? Who is this gifted cosmetologist? Does he wear a durag at night? How long does it last? I just have a lot of logistical queries.

Also, how many of you men are living on these throne of lies? Y’all can be quick to call us out about how we wear weave and makeup but clearly some of you are outchea lying on your follicles too. I mean, I’m not mad that y’all found your way to weave but don’t come for us when we ain’t send for you, especially when your kind is now doing to. This is also a form od decepticonism. Dassall.

I posted this picture on the Awesomely Luvvie fan page so you know my chill-deficient readers had some thangs to say.

“Compliments of the Jermaine Jackson Shellac Collection.” – LJ

“Let me lose one more inch of edges and I am sitting in that weaveologist’s chair.” – TL

“He had the nerve to get some wavy tracks. He’ll get some “ooh he got some Indian in his family” play until it starts lifting” – CB

“That invisible part slays tho…” – KM

“I’m stunned!…and I’m a Barber!!!!! I’ve never seen this before but I’m gonna find out where to get it and how to work it. YAAAASSSSSSSS! YASSS I AM!$$$$” – AD

“Sooooo, he gonna go to work on Friday as Kem and come back on Monday as Ginuwine?! How that work?” – AW

“*confused Phaedra face* ion know about this… How is it held on? It look nice, but my man weave can’t look better than my natural hair… Gotta be petty sometimes” – MW

“He better not go swimming or get caught in the rain.” – FS

“On the one hand, just let it go and be bald. On the other hand, can somebody connect them to Bishop Eddie Long? He needs to stop wearing that permed housecat on his head.” – TE

“So we just gon’ act like we don’t see that bald patch in the back…? Okay.” – BW

“That’s creepy but ummm super seamless. There are women walking around trying to blend longer hair than that” – CT

“Someone tell LeBron. – VDL

“I rebuke this with the old gods and the new!!!!” – AT

“But can he get it on a payment plan?!” – MS

“If men are buying weave too, i might go ahead and invest in one of the those weave loan stores like that one in Detroit. Profits are about to double!!!” – VN

“Hey. Men need to feel like they look good too. Some of them don’t have the right head shape to be bald lol” – ML

“What woodland creature gave up its life for this?” – RL

“#BlurredLines” – AM

“I promise you can sign me up if I ever lose my hair. I would go bald but see the way my lumpy head is set up…” – TB

“I might need the Facebook page for his weaveologist…” – SA

“1. What is that? 2. What is it attached to? 3. Can he wash his “hair”?” – JH

“#BinditBuddha with weave thread!” – SC

“How in the world do they do that? Is it glued or painted? I saw a dude with no hair end up with dreads. How da do dat?” – CBR

“DEAR JESUS LORD AND SAVIOR, IT ATE HIS FACE OFF” – JS

“Is that a lace or silk based closure at the top?” – NR

“The blurred out face tho. “Weave” all seen this now. We will know if we end up standing behind a dude with a balding crop circle and beady bead sprouts in the back but the remaining sod patches remind you of El Debarge circa 1985, who it is. Show us the face so we can create these memes right quick.” – NM

“By the gods, he better not ever sneeze.” – IP

“Excuse me? I will honestly keel over from laughter if I start to see men pat their woven hairhat toupees in a discreet, masculine way. I can see it now. “Yo bro, this crop up top got me tight.” – MW

“When his scalp itches; does he pat?” – KS

“Osirus, retrieve it! Zeus almighty! May Rah burn it! Jesus, jetty it from mine eyes! Rebuke it, Odin. Buddha please ban it! Kali-ma kill it!! Krishna capsized it! Some deity has GOT to respond!” – EE

“I wonder if it uses snaps, velcro, or spirit glue?” – JA

“please don’t let this be real. Because if it is I am going to get kicked out of my apartment for spending my money on the best half inch Indian Remy money can buy!!!” – DC

“Why won’t he try castor oil? If it grows edges, it can help him too!” – ER

“The poison toxic glue…His health. His prostate. His brain? Lungs, Heart…Sperm? The Glue, The Glue…?” – AC

“I bet not catch him in my Ampro gel cuz it’ll be a prollem.” – JCA

“As a member of the Lou Gosset Hair today, Gone tomorrow committee…I ain’t mad.” – DCP

LMAOOOO! Whose brother is this? Tell him to put his weavologist ON.