About #FelonBae and the Butthurt Brigade
By now, you’ve probably seen a picture of Jeremy Meeks aka FelonBae in your Facebook newsfeeds or Twitter timeline. He has taken the internet by storm, with his crooked but FAHN ass. Jeremy and his fellow thugs were arrested yesterday and the police department in Stockton posted their mugshots on their FB page.
Hey bae.
Thousands of shares and comments later from ladies and gentlegays, Jeremy has become ‘net famous for his fantastic façade, which has a teardrop tattoo on it. People everywhere are swooning because he looks like a bad boy version of Jesse Williams from Grey’s Anatomy and that mugshot looks like a comp card from Ford Models. FelonBae is giving Blue Steel better than Zoolander ever could. Mmhmmm.
The internets has created hella memes too. I’ve been cackling since yesterday because people are unable to chill. Folks talmbout creating a GoFundMe to put some money on his books. Bring Bae Home.” He’s been photoshopped into a Calvin Klein ad, minus his tats. I may or may not wanna buy whatever he’s selling. And check the hashtag #JEREMYMEEKS on Instagram for extra cackles. The jokes! THEY ARE PLENTY!
They shouldn’t have ever given yall Photoshop!
MODEL LOMO! Dude is FAHN, bro.
Yes, he’s a terrible person, convicted of multiple felonies already. BUT THAT FACE! I mean did he REALLY hurt somebody? We should talk about if his charges are really that severe. I’m just saying. >___>
HA! I keed. I KEED!
There’s a revolution of butthurt folks happening behind the swooning and the jokes. There are the wet blankets of the world telling the rest of us that we’re heathens and we don’t deserve nice things because we’re talmbout how FAHN a felon is. There’s the social justice high horse folks preaching about the downfall of Black men and how we enable them because we’re lusting after #FelonBae. To all of them, I say a hearty SHUT YOUR DANK WET BLANKET ASS UP!
LMAO! Yall play too murch!
There are the guys who are butthurt because they feel like this is proof that nice guys finish last. There are the folks who are slut-shaming women for objectifying this guy. And they are all people I do not have time for, because they are trying to suck all the fun out of this.
Someone created a meme using a pic of Jeremy and a male family member taking a selfie talmbout “when you find out he doesn’t like women.” What’s that gotta do with the price of tea in China???People are even doing hella background research on homeboy to let us all know how awful of a person he is. And Because you know that we must ALL want to marry this internet guy who we’ve given a shady ass nickname and who we know ain’t shit. SURELY we can’t all just be partaking in fun times for the fun of it and nothing more. We all need saving from ourselves because we don’t know any better. “Get your mind right, ladies.” Boy shut your face!
All these bros and sisses should relax. As if we need to know someone is the moral Pope for us to find them attractive. Ain’t nobody outchea tryna hubby him up (except the woman he’s already married to. Yes, he’s married). We get it. HE IS A BAD GUY and he is President and Chairman of Team Bad Decisions LLC.
HA!!!
Why can’t we just enjoy the face? As if we run background checks on all the memes of women that they post up and drool over. Let us lust for #FelonCrushFriday in peace and from afar.
If anyone who is taking about #FelonBae is really about that conjugal visit life, well we don’t claim them. The goal for most women is not to date a convicted felon. I speak for many of his “fans” when I say if we saw him in real life, with that teardrop tat and them gold teeth in his mouth (yeah, there are other pics of him smiling. Not as cute), we’d swivel and go the other way. Plus, we’ve seen that interview they did with him. He seems dumber than a box of jagged rocks. But: INTERNET and JOKES!
The Butthurt Brigade should really tuck in their salty because their sodium level is currently off the charts. Why you mad, bro?
I do wish Jeremy woulda used his FAHN for good before going wayward. We gon pour out a little liquor for wasted face potential and his freedom.
My readers had this to say on FB:
‘“Girl, that man has killed, robbed and slang guns everywhere.” Nobody is applauding his life “accomplishments”. He’s just a sad situation with a cute face. It’s like when you see a man fine as hell and his boyfriend gets out of the car…”Ahhhhh daaaaaamn!”‘- Kisha
“Yeah, I don’t understand the animosity. We can’t like Idris. We can’t like felon bae. I mean damn! Who we ‘posed to like? Only the Wendell Pierce/Michael’s of the world? No shade. Lol. We marry and look at them too. Just let us have our eye candy moments without the criticisms based in your insecurities (men) and your thirst to be different/team good dude (ladies).” – Salina
Seriously comical how mad men are over this. LMAO!!! They’re swimming in a pool of hurt feelings.
P.S. #FREEBAE! #BringBackOurBae! #OrangeistheNewBae!
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With the charges he got, he is not getting out no time soon. He is going to have to be in protective custody all because of his looks.
Forgive me, I just can’t stop cackling at #FelonBae and #FelonCrushFriday. *tun ova an laugh*
“Men are visual creatures!” Well, guess what. So are women. He’s not bad looking. Wouldn’t bail him out, though.
All I know is, somebody FINALLY got around to making a time machine to see what my man was up to in the year 2064…https://www.copy.com/s/46NaGJFcvdCS/soon.jpg
TERRENCE, I strongly dislike you! Why did I just burst out laughing at this picture! OMG! LMAO
Now you know you aint have to go that far…..LMAO
STAWP!!!! lolololol
Ohhhh Tech, You just cut me…and him; down! Dang!!!
Oh no!! Is that Gary Dourdan’s twin?
You know what!!! LMAO!
iHOLLERED.
I’m cacklin’! But in all honesty, Ion’teem think he’s THAT fahn. Granted, them eyes would slay me deadder than SharQueeta’s mama sittin’ up at the table playin’ bid whist at the fune home, but other than that. Um, no. Give me a darkie any day. I means DAHK! Like when he busts a nut, it’s Hershey’s Syrup.
~z
I’m witchu on that!!!!! The darker the berry the sweeter the juice!
Give me Die-Of-Beeties dammit! LOL
I LOVVVEEEE me some chocolate men too. So this ain’t a diss to them at all.
“…when he busts a nut, it’s Hershey’s Syrup.”
-DEAD you hear me….D.E.A.D o-|<
Best comment EVAH!!!!
Exactly. It’s just jokes people, chill already. Besides, that much pretty cannot pass by without comment. I mean DAMN. HE IS FFFFIIIINNNNNEEEEEEEE as baby hair. LOL
Like half these dudes don’t spend time lustng after Big Assess Of Ratchet anyway. Whatever.
His mom has started a gofundme page. I’m cackling, but I ain’t donating. http://realitywives.net/blogs/jeremy-meeks-mother-wants-help-money/
The people who are TRULY butt hurt are the ugly Flava Flav mo-fos who despite their ivy league educations, memberships in the Boule, luxury cars, and perfect credit scores wouldn’t be able to hit if they tried….. and/or perpetually single black women who instantly wanna throw out “he prob gay anyway” to any fine man they see who they cant get, felon or not! Now they saying that pics of him with men who are CLEARLY his relatives are proof positive that dude likes back door action. Smh…desperate moves by butt hurt people.
TRUE…dude is a felon. And Imma need women to ring out their panties with all the enthusiasm…but cmon now. You can look (in a classy way) at keep it moving…
PS: I’d like for Ford to contact him and persuade him after his bid to change his life…and get chose. I mean he will prob look the same in 20 years and he can be one of those mature models they have at J.Os A Bank.
Let the chuuch say Amen!! Puts a $5 bill in the collection plate & takes back $4. (Hey, it’s hard out here) Someone please get the “Black women love thugs” brigade out of here! Nah, boo. They just dont like you!
He looks like a downmarket Blake Griffin, and why accept a cheap imitation?
I just posted a picture of my cousin Ken on Luvvie’s FB page for this article. Ken is an actual model and his resemblance to this guy is freaking scary…..
Ken. Is. Fahn!
LMAO! I will tell him you said so.
I’m still crying laughing about the whole phenomenon. There are millions of posts of physically attractive women proven to be horrible decision makers (Halle “crazy as a bed bug” Berry, Alicia “steal your husband and get pregnant” Keys, Erykah “three kids and for babydaddies” Badu, etc) and nobody says what old folks call “a mumbling word”. Men drool over them and women try their damnedest to imitate them. This dude is pretty so he’s not my cup of tea, but he’s attractive nonetheless. People need to get over themselves.
Look at it like this- He’s the kind of guy that’s nice to look at but not to take home. Women are more than capable of distinguishing the two.
Can you tell me what’s so horrible about Erykah Badu having a 18 year old, a 6 year old, and a 2 year old with different men? Was she supposed to give up after the first one? By all accounts her kids’ fathers are involved, respectful of her, and of one another. I’m really frustrated with that particular stigma that women shouldn’t want any more kids if they don’t want to be married.
I think there’s a stigma in general if none of your kids have the same father & not many women aspire to that standard…
Her oldest son by 3 Stacks is 16 (he will be 17 in November).I do think it’s a general stigma as @prettydarkskinned girl stated. I believe it is also a double standard because men aren’t subjected to those same harsh remarks, opinions and stigma’s when they have multiple kids by multiple women.
Whose fault is that, though?
Men aren’t subject to this? Hell, most women want nothing to do with a single father even if they have kids of their own. Just because men aren’t that picky on the whole doesn’t mean they get off that easily. OTOH, the fact that she can’t keep a (a, as in one) member of the less pickier gender happy is a startling sign.
I have no kids of my own, so I have no dog in that fight.
I’m tired of seeing the phrase “butthurt” thrown around. The origin of it means someone got raped in the ass, but, yeah, keep using it. Signed, one of the “social justice types” who I guess is butthurt at all your buffoonery.
Please tell me what you laugh at? What makes you cackle?
Not everything is a cause for protest/march. There is comedy in the human experience.
Take that stick out your yansh and breathe a little.
I see what you did there, I see it! Lol
Angry much?
Just go away. Far, far, far, far away. We won’t miss you.
The thing is, a lot of people who use the phrase may not even be aware of where it came from (if your story is true). If you really want to change things, it might help to approach folks with a tiny bit of respect instead of implying people you don’t know are buffoons for committing the grand sin of not knowing something you know. Then they might, you know, actually listen to what you have to say.
Signed,
#TeamEffectiveTactics
Just everything you just said…….
And? If what you say is true then it is an apt description of how some folks are behaving.
Um, Tom Dubois, is that you? SMH *sigh*
How you gon’ be butthurt over butthurt? You are like a wet blanket inception up in here. Common sense tells you that the origin of the word is not what is implied here. Good GRIEF. Comedic license, look it up. Find yourself a real social justice cause to stand behind, please and thank you. Until then, Git! Scram! Skedaddle! Vamoose!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wAizmjdMXI
Since when? As a child, the term butthurt meant I got spanked and my butt was hurt, so I whimpered and whined like the child that I was at the time.
Yasssss to all of this. I had to log out of twitter because all the ashy Larrys were having a “Hurt” conference. The guy is attractive. That’s all 99.9% of the women said. One Ashy Larry actually did research & found out his wife was White & he came to the timeline to scold us for finding him attractive because he doesnt even like Black women. WHET????
Ashy Larry.
I’m done. #GoodNightGracie
For me the irritation stems from the fact that my FB stays full of 30 and 40-somethings who chased dudes like this and now stay praying for God to send them a man now that their looks are fading and the kids are getting older and harder to control.
I am not hating on the dude, or hating on women who take a second to appreciate how he looks. Most of the women I know did that. Hell, even I was like ‘Yeah, he prolly oughta be modeling instead of about this life’. But some ladies went crazy with it and I think a big part of the backlash is in response to that craziness.
Gave me life @ #felonbae lol! He is beautiful and deadly: kind of like a tiger. Roooowwwwwrrrrr!
#orangeisthenewbae???? BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ninja please…. as much as random wobbling, cellulite laden ass sporting bad weaves, cheap lingerie and run over shoes in my timeline that these fools STAY drooling over??? Y’all can suck a fat one. Would I want to date him or take him home to meet the grands? Hell to the nawll Bobby….
But I’ll always have my fantasies.
Stay up Bae! (U foine muthaSHUTCHOMOUF)
Y’all would be the same black b-tches mad about black men choosing up on racially ambiguous women.
The reason why men are in an uproar, is because educated black women & Hoodrat black women choose up on men like this,
And when he wears you out, you come sniffing around for high-end black men hoping we save you from your sorry situation.
Let’s not play games
GTFOH with your hypocrisy
*clutches pearls*
The anger is deep with this one.
@zaidah nicole Nothing I said was false, so I stand by my statements
You hit the nail on the proverbial head my sister. . . .
Ummm, last time I checked “high-end Black men” aren’t checking for us anyway. So your point is? LOL
Cyn you showed naked on Bro. A Don Is…. You are soo right!
@cyn
That is not true.
Four Myths About Black Marriage
We can get into what makes a high-end black male, but is the common denominator.
But MONEY is the common denominator!
“Adonis” O_o” Apparently you ARE NOT one of the high-end black men you refer to. If so, you would not come on here calling women black b-tches and such. Nobody is talking to you anyway. Go somewhere and sit your deranged, hating arse down somewhere. You, ignorant fool, doth protest too much:(
Please don’t mind him.
He leaves comments on every blog that has Black women readers. And he’s been banned by most of them.
I bet you swoon over Kim k. Don’t you
@tee
I am a darkskin female hunter. If she has, at worst, average looks.
But I would give Kim K the business. Outside of being part of her legacy, I cannot fathom investing in a wh0re.
I think Kanye is a simp & a weak black man,
For a lot of reasons other than marrying KK.
But if he wanted KK because she is RICH & Good-Looking, I have to respect those reasons.
So you can RESPECT a man MARRYING a a women well-known for being a whore because she had money….. but women commenting about the attractiveness of a guy in a picture online are desperate, self-hating buffoons??? That’s seriously faulty logic.
… marrying a woman…
Yeah…so…if you aren’t being chosen…you might not be as high end as you think you are….having a job a car and your own place is baseline …being a crazy, controlling, overly sensitive ass can also keep one out of the running…I ain’t saying that’s you but….
Okay? And any man who is so quick to call you out of your name over something so petty is really no prize not matter what material things he brings to the table. You can disagree without being verbally abusive. That is a major red flag.
“Yeah…so…if you aren’t being chosen…you might not be as high end as you think you are…”
^^^All the Welps in Southern Welpganistan!!
~z
*whispers* who hurt you? Who hurt you?
Seriously though, you mad bro?
GTFOH with your conflated issues. lolololol Nobody is looking for you to save them, boo. People are having FUN and LAUGHING about this, you the only one taking it seriously, so please fall the hell back. Also–Adonis wasn’t a racially ambiguous figure, he was a greek god…greek meaning…not black. I see a hit dog hollering over here…..SMH #GetchoLife #GoSaddown #WhoHurtYouBeloved
Fix it, Jesus.
Co-sign 100%.
Being a 12 year resident of Weston Ranch in Stockton I am glad they got these guys off the street. But I agree…. this boy is fine! Mama shoulda took him to New York when he was 16 and got him a modeling contractor. PS thiy man a pretty good looking brother too!
Why do we have to be bytches and buffoons just for having a little fun over a picture? This kind of deep-seated anger & disrespect is what is really at the root of the problems between men and women. I don’t need any man to save me, high-end or otherwise, because I have educated myself and worked dayumned hard to secure my own future.
Thank you, @Marvy! Let’s talk about the level of hate that reminds us of UCSB and other MRAs. Let’s talk about the level of outraged entitlement folks must have to come at commenters sideways over A PICTURE.
@MarvyMds
If countless incidents like this did not happen, I would not care either.
It has been long documented that BW have a craving for thugs, regardless of Socio-economic standing.
But the problem is, when called out on it, BW have a hard time owning up to their BS, and moving on.
Let’s not play games!
Sir! Please lie down on this–>(\____/) & get out yo feelings! Don’t put that yoke around the necks of all black women for 1. & 2. don’t attribute the attraction to bad boys to black women alone. Women of every race have been guilty of having a weakness for or being attracted to a bad boy or thugnificent dude! Just like men of every race have been guilty of chasing behind Buffy the Bubble Brain Bimbo because she’s fine and/or beautiful! Let’s not make this about that.
Now sharrap & have a Fool Saddown gift basket with a Get Some Behavior scented candle!
“…have a Fool Saddown gift basket with a Get Some Behavior scented candle.” Hahahahaha!!!!! I’m done!
You killed me lady! Get some behavior scented candle? LAWD!!! Preach
Buffy the Bubble Brain Bimbo because she’s fine and/or beautiful!
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She a felon?
::raises hand::
I’ve NEVER, and I mean N-E-V-E-R ever been attracted to a thug of any color, creed, OR ethnicity. And please don’t lump all Black women in the same group.
I’ll tell ya, I have yet to see Latino, Caucasian, Asian, etc. down their women like a Black man does. You should be ashamed of yourself, but you aren’t.
You are SAD! ! ! !
Pretty much all women find his PICTURE attractive. It’s a picture. We don ‘to have to know him to find him pretty.
I live in Holland but i woke up to this foolishness through my social network. After i found out that he has a wive and a kid, the dream of him and me meeting and creating a family has been crashed…sort of, because i can’t let go of his lips. Lips and eyes have always been my weakness.
God speaks through us in a very different way. I hope god is reaching to him right now and speaking through him to us as at this very moment.
Ps.: God bless you Luvvie. you always make me laugh when no one else can. please keep going on with your foolishness.
Diane aka Malaika
All the hateration MUST be coming from other men- go some where and watch soccer and let us women enjoy some eye candy. And yes, I’m married and have no intentions of ever dating this guy and if I was single and wanted to date him you’re innocent until proven guilty so God bless America! #spreadbeauty #dreamy eyes #let Calvin Klein get this money for you and stop slanging
Is anyone else wondering whether or not he was profiled and arrested for having a previous gang affiliations? There’s so much attention on his face, attention on the fact that women are giving him attention and none being paid to the notion of him being presently guilty of past crimes he already served time for.#um.should.we.email.al.sharptonor.what?
People are crazy.
Dude IS fine, but re. his model potential–how do we know he’s not a “butta-body”? I.e. fine face, but 5’2 with a potbelly? Just sayin’, lol…
Nope, the body is a match. He has a wife and child, but you know facts and examples ain’t nevah stopped a ho. His brother, however, is better looking and apparently not into the same business…
it ain’t even that serious. a joke that got us all called bitches…smh…sir you are the old grandma at church that cuts her eyes at you real hard when you giggle the first time you hear you Pastor said “hell” or “damn” in church. you are no fun. Speaking of church, there may be several close by you that you could go and grab a pew. Not A seat but the whole damn PEW. #wetblanketadonis
No, thanks. The church seems to be full of “bitches” who can do no right wanting a man that will ignore the fact that she’s a lifetime fuck up.
What’s sad is that he could easily have been a model, but instead decided to become a horrible warning.
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