About #FelonBae and the Butthurt Brigade
By now, you’ve probably seen a picture of Jeremy Meeks aka FelonBae in your Facebook newsfeeds or Twitter timeline. He has taken the internet by storm, with his crooked but FAHN ass. Jeremy and his fellow thugs were arrested yesterday and the police department in Stockton posted their mugshots on their FB page.
Thousands of shares and comments later from ladies and gentlegays, Jeremy has become ‘net famous for his fantastic façade, which has a teardrop tattoo on it. People everywhere are swooning because he looks like a bad boy version of Jesse Williams from Grey’s Anatomy and that mugshot looks like a comp card from Ford Models. FelonBae is giving Blue Steel better than Zoolander ever could. Mmhmmm.
The internets has created hella memes too. I’ve been cackling since yesterday because people are unable to chill. Folks talmbout creating a GoFundMe to put some money on his books. Bring Bae Home.” He’s been photoshopped into a Calvin Klein ad, minus his tats. I may or may not wanna buy whatever he’s selling. And check the hashtag #JEREMYMEEKS on Instagram for extra cackles. The jokes! THEY ARE PLENTY!
MODEL LOMO! Dude is FAHN, bro.
Yes, he’s a terrible person, convicted of multiple felonies already. BUT THAT FACE! I mean did he REALLY hurt somebody? We should talk about if his charges are really that severe. I’m just saying. >___>
HA! I keed. I KEED!
There’s a revolution of butthurt folks happening behind the swooning and the jokes. There are the wet blankets of the world telling the rest of us that we’re heathens and we don’t deserve nice things because we’re talmbout how FAHN a felon is. There’s the social justice high horse folks preaching about the downfall of Black men and how we enable them because we’re lusting after #FelonBae. To all of them, I say a hearty SHUT YOUR DANK WET BLANKET ASS UP!
There are the guys who are butthurt because they feel like this is proof that nice guys finish last. There are the folks who are slut-shaming women for objectifying this guy. And they are all people I do not have time for, because they are trying to suck all the fun out of this.
Someone created a meme using a pic of Jeremy and a male family member taking a selfie talmbout “when you find out he doesn’t like women.” What’s that gotta do with the price of tea in China???People are even doing hella background research on homeboy to let us all know how awful of a person he is. And Because you know that we must ALL want to marry this internet guy who we’ve given a shady ass nickname and who we know ain’t shit. SURELY we can’t all just be partaking in fun times for the fun of it and nothing more. We all need saving from ourselves because we don’t know any better. “Get your mind right, ladies.” Boy shut your face!
All these bros and sisses should relax. As if we need to know someone is the moral Pope for us to find them attractive. Ain’t nobody outchea tryna hubby him up (except the woman he’s already married to. Yes, he’s married). We get it. HE IS A BAD GUY and he is President and Chairman of Team Bad Decisions LLC.
Why can’t we just enjoy the face? As if we run background checks on all the memes of women that they post up and drool over. Let us lust for #FelonCrushFriday in peace and from afar.
If anyone who is taking about #FelonBae is really about that conjugal visit life, well we don’t claim them. The goal for most women is not to date a convicted felon. I speak for many of his “fans” when I say if we saw him in real life, with that teardrop tat and them gold teeth in his mouth (yeah, there are other pics of him smiling. Not as cute), we’d swivel and go the other way. Plus, we’ve seen that interview they did with him. He seems dumber than a box of jagged rocks. But: INTERNET and JOKES!
The Butthurt Brigade should really tuck in their salty because their sodium level is currently off the charts. Why you mad, bro?
I do wish Jeremy woulda used his FAHN for good before going wayward. We gon pour out a little liquor for wasted face potential and his freedom.
My readers had this to say on FB:
‘“Girl, that man has killed, robbed and slang guns everywhere.” Nobody is applauding his life “accomplishments”. He’s just a sad situation with a cute face. It’s like when you see a man fine as hell and his boyfriend gets out of the car…”Ahhhhh daaaaaamn!”‘- Kisha
“Yeah, I don’t understand the animosity. We can’t like Idris. We can’t like felon bae. I mean damn! Who we ‘posed to like? Only the Wendell Pierce/Michael’s of the world? No shade. Lol. We marry and look at them too. Just let us have our eye candy moments without the criticisms based in your insecurities (men) and your thirst to be different/team good dude (ladies).” – Salina
Seriously comical how mad men are over this. LMAO!!! They’re swimming in a pool of hurt feelings.
P.S. #FREEBAE! #BringBackOurBae! #OrangeistheNewBae!
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