Whose Mighty Mouse Swag Brother is This? Featuring Roast From My Readers
Yesterday, I was perusing Tumblr when I came across the picture of a strapping young lad, captured by someone on public transportation. I posted the picture on my Awesomely Luvvie Facebook page and the comments my readers replied with were better than anything I could come up with.
I laughed SO hard at the comments under this picture that I literally was gasping for air. WHAT. IS. AIR?!?!
See below for some of the best ones. And if you wanna see the rest of the comments, they’re on my Facebook fan page.
“Sir…the village of schmedium called. They would like their entire wardrobe back. Somebody in my house that shall remain nameless said “I know his titties hurt.” *dead* – KKH
“This big rusty swole ass ninja done put on his niece’s extra smarge bodysuit. The ones that snap at the crotch. Then them Baby Phat jeggings” – LVA
“It’s like he put his entire self in the dryer!” – JS
“He looks like a Black Lil Abner!” – DNL
“Black Hulk Smash!” – LJ
“Black Hulk need 2 iPhone in case Hulk get mad and SMASH one.” – PW
“He just did 20yrs, they gave him back the clothes he was arrested in. That’s 20yrs of that state pen workout plan.” – LM
“Our ancestors picked way too much cotton for him to be micro-managing fabric.” – SU
“Like RuPaul and the Hulk had an angry, nearsighted child.” – DS
“Oh no! That outfit is too tight, he didn’t put that on that morning, he had to grow up in it.” – EW
“His balls have a yeast infection!” – DJB
“Is that outfit from The Green Mile collection?” – EW
“I didn’t know that Popeye’s Brutus was Black.” – RH
“Jesus be spanxx around me everyday…. (take it to the bridge) I know you can, I know you will…hold these seams if I just be still…” – CB
“Them people sittin next to him can hear his clothes crying.” – SMM
“Those jeggings tho Jesus be an inseam cause they are ready to burst I simply cannot.” – SB
“His clothes done cut off my circulation. Smh” – DZS
“This dude shirt size is 6-9 months.” – SC
“Little did Kal-El know his costume wasn’t quite right as he attempted to blend in with the Earthlings. He kept calm but wondered why they stared and giggled at him. Did they know he was Superman. Maybe he shouldn’t have watched MTV for disguise ideas he though quietly to himself.” – CM
“he’s in mid incredible hulk right now. not quite to the point of bursting out of his clothes and running down the street with those little shorts on…but veeery close. LOL!” – LR
“Lol! Surely he’s related to the incredibles!” – FO
“Nipples showin…pants so tight i can count the change in his pocket…i cannot, i will not!” – MW
“I’m going to grab a Bath & Body Works candle and begin a vigil for not only the fabric but the thread. *amen*” – DR
“Chick next to him wondering why he stole her pants” – KL
‘In the words of Madea…”Look at you, looking like you looking!”. WEAK!’ – SR
“He farts, and that entire train will derail from the pressure change.” – DZS
“if he sneezes, he’ll be butt naked in a moment’s time” – TNV
“My friend just said he looks like he can breastfeed a small country lmao” – JM
“Throw a pitcher of water in him and he’ll never get those jeans off without a pair of scissors.” – DZS
“You just know there is a naked smurf somewhere, cuz this bamma arse negro done stole his clothes!!” – YM
“This dude is true fit impaired and cares not one bit that he looks like a baked potato in a wetnap.” – SC
“Mirror mirror on the wall, so you say these pants aren’t too tight at all?” – DL
I am CRYING re-reading these. The old, present AND future me is dead and gone. DEAD, I SAY! Omg. Can I just say how much I LOVE my readers? Y’all are EVERYTHING!
But yeah. Whose bro is this? And why is he so squozed up (yes, squozed) in this alphet?!?