This Chanel Tattoo is What Failing At Life Looks Like
Are we moving backwards as a human race? Very possibly. Everyday I see examples to confirm this. Look at what she has done to herself.
Yes. You are seeing correct. This chile went and got a tattoo of pannie drawls. With Chanel’s Cs logo on it.
*deepest sigh ever*
Where do I even begin, Lawd?!?
Single Black female addicted to retail took Kanye’s line too seriously and showed her addiction through this tattoo in the most tacky way possible. Coco Chanel ain’t die and leave us No.5 for dummies to tattoo her emblem on their yanshes! She sho’ll did not!
When your mama gave birth to you, her dream for you was the opposite of this picture. When you were being breastfed, your mama never thought you’d one day deface your body with ink panties bearing the trademarked logo of a luxury brand. No. She surely didn’t.
What kinda crap is this? Who told her this was a good idea? I bet you she was like “yo, this finna be so RAW. Bitches gon be mad as hell!” Yes. Bitches ARE mad as hell. Mad that your dumbass made this piss poor decision. I mean, it’s her body but still… NAWL.
Also, who was the tattoo artist that agreed to this? He/she must have NO damb artistic integrity. Not only is the tattoo a bad choice for permanent body content, but it’s also terribly done. This tattoo artist musta trained at the Everest College for Tattoo Artists Who Weren’t Good Enough To Make It.”
This is just terrible. It’s an epic fail! She’s about to grow old, gray and wrinkled with an ass that has fake panties tatted on it. By the time she’s 80, her butt is gonna look like a sack of black beans. I don’t e’em… iCan’t.
Folks gotta do better.
Chile, y’all gotta start having serious talks with your cousins because they’re outchea living life wrong.
So ummm… I’ma let y’all say whatchu gotta say because I know you got thoughts. And feelings of roast. *lets the roast gates open*
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I love Coach purses but not enough to tattoo one on my ass.
Let me be the first of many to say that “sack of black beans” was my cause of death. I can’t go on. I’m done.
Hahaha! That and anti-Serena had me pushing up daisies!
Yep. Ditto.
I concur.
Cause of Death: “Sack of Black Beans”
Nope. I refuse to #iwont
Damn phone. I meant to say I refused to believe it. This is the epitome of Ratchet.
What’s worse?
The fact that she branded herself with a retail logo?
Or the fact that she branded herself with a retail logo from a well known Nazi collaborator?
and is not getting one thin dime for her free advertisement
Chanel is probably horrified by this.
Even with permanent panties, she’s still assed out.
iCan’t deal.
I am unable to can.
Ratchet rapper is ratchet.
And I have more questions about the “Fatt Daddy” tattoo on her arm…
Yes!!!! I am so glad I wasn’t the only one who turned her head sideways and go, “Fatt Daddy? What the hell is a Fatt Daddy? And WHY would you tattoo that on your arm?!”
Yes I too had to do a head tilt to read that that. I also have so may questions about it.
The tattoo is an unfortunate granny panty mess!!! How are you supposed to wear a bathing suit of any kind overtop that big ass tragedy ?? And she does have a fake booty now lol she went from giving that lindsey lohan crackhead realness to the look of desperate hip hop video girl from atlanta with low self esteem and bad influences smh. She reeks of using words like basic and swag so i hope the rumors of her and soulja boy being on next seasons LAHHATL are true!! Lol
Luvvie, I heard she’s going to be on LHHATL next season. LAWDT!!! I will die a thousand deaths if she is.
She certainly took the phrase “My coochie remains in the Gucci name” a tad too serious. Let’s consider that somewhere on Earth, this *might* be decent. I’m heavily tattooed, but I have to ask, why pannies? Did she have to get the big briefs? Does Chanel even MAKE big briefs? “Come one! Come all! WE got the strippah wit da big drawls!”
NO YOU WILL NOT QUOTE AMIL the disappeared rapper!!!!! iDIED!!! LMAO
She must have watched the Victoria Secret show last night and thought to herself …..I’m a bad bish and if these bishes can walk around in their draws then I can tat mine on. Yep that’s what went thru head, I’m absolutely convinced lmao
This diamond definitely ain’t “shining bright.” Smh…
All this tattoo tells me is that Piss Poor Decisions still rule everything around the young coons of today. Instead of Diamond re-enacting Will Smith’s infamous ‘HOW COME HE DON’T WANT ME MAN’ scene, this is her way of pleading for her daddy to make himself known in her life.
FATHER YOUR DAUGHTERS!
P.S. Did she get her coo la la done as well?
P.P.S How does one bear having a needle on their yum yum?
Exsqueeze me.. But umm LMFAO!
“Coo la la” and “yum yum”
LMAO….I’m going back to sleep
see, this is why we can’t have nice things….
If you look closely it looks like it’s a crappy cover up tatt to conceal some other ratchet designs. I wonder what kinda ungodly mess used to be there if Chanel panties is the best you could come up with for a cover up.
It’s official: my ability to can is on backorder.
tattooed pannies, bruh?! listen. Mattel wept. also: #BASEDKARL didn’t lose weight and invent a whole new side eye of disdain specifically for fat people for this jive emu to inkfully blaspheme a luxury brand VIA HER ARSE. get the fugg, b. *replays DMX Rudolph joint to get my woosah on.*
Backorder tho?!?!? LMAO From now own, you’ll be known as Rainebeaux the Sparkle Slayer.
Geez…from now on…
I have questions.
1) Is it just me or can anyone else see that the spaces between the CC look HAIRY.
2) Anyone wonder if she will ever wear panties again?. I mean what would be the point? it would interfere and defeat the purpose of the art work
3) WHY?. Honestly. WHY?
4) Is this whats hot in the streets?
“By the time she’s 80, her butt is gonna look like a sack of black beans. I don’t e’em… iCan’t.”
Luvvie- you gonna make me go into premature labor. I DON”T LIKE YOU NO MO!!!!!!
Looks like they used a knock off swap meet Chanel bag as the guide for this supreme ratchetness.
What happens when she wears white pants or a light dress?
What a stupid thing to do.
Also, tatt daddy? Can we talk about that?
Fathers love your daughters and ladies please get out a be a role model so no other girls follow her lead. This is too sad. I had to watch DMX sing Rudolph twice to overcome the sadness I feel. Is this really what’s hot?
What. The. Hell? Your blog nailed it. I love, Love, LOVE Burberry, but you can bet your sweet behind that I DO NOT have plaid tatted on my mine. SMH
1. That day-um Everestt College keeps in producing pseudo-professionals! I am not here for their schools of medical transcription, dental hygiene, PC Repair, and Tattoo! LOL!
B. What is gonna become of that flat sack of booty meat when she is old and it is down by the back of her knees?
III. Why does her butt crack look like it goes straight to her shoulder blades? No curve or nothing. Even Gumby would say this is a flat ass…
And FIF! I do believe she was listening to Souljah Boy who encouraged her to get this ratched-assed butt tat because he just does not want her to have nice things. At. All.
This makes “tramp stamps” look classy!
Forget the ability to can, I am unable to will.
So I saw the pic and knew when I googled her she was not going to be black. I know that was racist and Im sorry. But I knew she was Asian or Mexican or had that Jersey tan I just KNOWED it to be true. But I was wrong and all at once sad. Its a hard life for a black girl with no booty. I mean I dont know personally but I suspect its dang difficult.
I swear nature removed a chromosome from most of these 90’s kids…
Okay so lets take stock, This chick dated Scrappy-Doo, them dumped him for Souljah Boy. So clearly she is not the Patron Saint of Good decisions. However that Ratchet ass tattoo was just so much extra iCan’t even!
Well since it is not her, at least she has made one good life decision. Maybe all her bad life decisions center around her love life. Now, I want to know which wayward child did this to herself.
“…her butt is gonna look like a sack of black beans”….hilarious!
Dear Jesus,
I’d like to report her as spam
-IAYP
:-O *facepalm* then walk away. iCant. iWont.
Miss Coco is wondering what happened to ‘class’…she sent a direct #faxmailphonetwitter to say she Can’t and Won’t!
She absolutely refuses to be able to!
Just goes to show that just because you CAN get a tattoo doesn’t mean you SHOULD get a tattoo. Isn’t this the same fool who got a bullet tattooed on her face???
” Everest College for Tattoo Artists Who Weren’t Good Enough To Make It.”
You WILL NOT get me kicked out of the office!!! No ma’am! *dead*