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Dear Mel Gibson, Please STFU

So Gawker released an article last week saying that Mel Gibson went on a diatribe against his ex.

You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n*ggers, it will be your fault.” – Mel Gibson to his wife.

THAT is why Mel has earned this week’s sternly-worded letter.

Dear Mel Gibson,

I could have just made this letter short by saying “You’re an idiot. The end” but I felt like being slightly verbose. Please go shut the hell up and saddown somewhere. The handsome blue-eyed actor we all love from the “Lethal Weapon” movies is just a shallow ass racist. You’re a blithering racist with a short temper.

There is just so much wrong with what you said. What strong pipe were you smoking before saying those words?

I feel like mentioning your use of the n-word is too obvious. It is CLEAR you’ont like us melanin-challenged folks. But the unmitigated GALL of you to… iCANNOT! PLUS, I wasn’t aware that Black folks went ’round in packs raping white women for sport. Methinks you’ve been watching “Birth of a Nation” and oughta quit. Go sit in the corner and reassess your lifespace because it’s clearly in shambles.

Mel Gibson

See all those lines in his forehead? Hate shows up on your face. That’s why Mel is aging in dog years. Hmph.

A couple of years back when you blamed Jews for all the wars and the world gasped and clutched our chests collectively. This is deja vu.  WHAT IN ALL THAT IS HOLY would make you think saying any of this is okay?

I, for one, can’t ever support you again. How are you gonna direct a movie about Jesus (Passion of the Christ) and be all hateful? I’ma ask Jesus to hold your mule like Hollywood has held your career. When’s the last HUGE movie you were in? Don’t worry, I’ll wait… *cues Jeopardy song*

I’m not here to change your views about Black folks. Or tell you to become less of a jerk. Or say how much of a misogynistic pig you are. Clearly, you’re one old dog who couldn’t learn new tricks if it came in a $20 million blockbuster. All I’ma say is learn to STFU.



P.S. Where’s M-I-S-T-E-R (Danny Glover) when you need him? He shoulda told Harpo AND Sofia to beat you, Mel. Ugh.

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  1. BlackBerry Molasses
    July 8, 2010 at 7:15 am

    I agree! Where is MISTER and WHY hasn’t he WHUPPED Mel’s ass like a Negro field hand for being a belligerent dummy? Emphasis on belligerent.

    And I know the Lord is somewhere sayin’ “Depart from me FOOL. I’ont know you.” Ugh.

  2. July 8, 2010 at 7:18 am

    *applause* I couldn’t have worded it any better. No need to tell him his use of the word and the context in which he used it was trife – he knows that. That’s how it was meant to be said… instead expound on his hate. Love it. Well, hate it… You know what I mean.

  3. July 8, 2010 at 8:19 am

    I was thinking the same thing about Danny Glover. He’s probably thinking he is too old for this. HA!

    Peace, Love and Chocolate

  4. Cheekie
    July 8, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    I hope Celie put Shug Avery Pee in his drink.


  5. July 8, 2010 at 10:24 pm

    Okay….obviously that whole comment is all wrong, but why black folks gotta be in “packs”? Since when are we synonymous with lions, wolves, hyenas, and wild dogs?

    • August 2, 2010 at 7:08 pm

      Since Mel said so. O___o

  6. July 9, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    I hadn’t heard about this one. It’s absolutely disgusting. Dag. I couldn’t have said it better myself. ugh!

  7. July 9, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    He allegedly has a new tape out calling his housekeeper a w*tback, and another with him beating his ex-girlfriend (while she was holding their baby) and saying she deserved it. *slow clap* for Mel. I hope she takes him for the other half of his money his ex-wife didn’t get.

  8. July 10, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    Yeah, this man is O-V-E-R in the black community! May he never have another successful movie in life!

    • August 2, 2010 at 7:10 pm

      LOL @ u for Celie cussing him

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  10. Danny
    August 2, 2010 at 7:00 pm

    I think your too soon to speak for the “Community.” Mel may need help, and may be mad and hurt, but that doesn’t mean he’s a true racist. I’m not throwing out my Leathal Weapon, or Brave Heat. Not yet. LEt’s give the man a chance to get it together, instead of abandoning him while we march on, perfect and beautiful.

    • August 2, 2010 at 7:09 pm

      Danny Glover, is that you??? LAWD I’d pass out.

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  12. April 18, 2013 at 5:53 am

    wow… great article…. i am a fan of mel gibson no doubt about that. but i will never respect him the same after this 🙁