Everyone Needs A Sassy Gay Friend

There are some times that I thank God for the innanets. He clearly made the web to show that He loves us all. We don’t show our appreciation enough. This is one of those times.

sassy gay friend

Sassy Gay Friend is a creation of the good folks over at Second City, and it’s hilarious! He goes around saving all of us from bad decisions, with sass, spunk and an always healthy dose of truth. The course of history and literature coulda been different had some of our favorite characters had a sassy gay to guide them through life’s toughest moments.

And he does it while rocking a fierce scarf that is there just for his moments where he needs something to flip. I’m HERE for him!

These clips are only 1 minute long too. So even if you lack an attention span (like I do), you can hang.

This is the first one I watched, and my ENTAH LAHF hasn’t been the same since. The glittery scarf? The shade he threw Ophelia? Him calling her a “stupid bitch” and sashaying off? GAHTDAMBIT, iLIVE!!!

“What are you doing?!? WHAT WHAT WHAT are you doing?!? This is HAMLET we’re talking about! HAMLET!!! There IS something rotting in Denmark and it’s his piss poor attitude!” YESSSS!!

And this one…

LMAOOO! He sho’ll just treated Juliet for being thirsty for Romeo. “Romeo, Romeo, where for at thou Romeo? Translation: Desperate, desperate, I’m very desperate.” LAWD!!! iLOVE SGF!

“I dont wanna be known as the original sinner!” “Of course you don’t. It sounds like a terrible rap name!” And the fact that he’s butt nekkid and still has on that glittery scarf? Yes. I’m ALLA way murked!

I’ve watched each of these vidjos AT LEAST 10 times today. iCackle EVERY TIME! This is pure genius. Ratchetness at its fullest. Between the little introduction shots where SGF is werking his angles at the camera and the flipping of the glittery scarf? Yeah, I’m pretty much done. iApprove! I’ma start hollering “Look at your life! Look at your choices!” to people at random intervals. IT. IS. AWESOME.

Everyone needs a Sassy Gay Friend indeed. I have a couple. They’re as awesome as you think. If you don’t have one, you can follow Sassy Gay Friend on Twitter. So before you make another important life choice, please consult your Sassy Gay Friend to ensure it’s the right one. *flips glittery scarf* Stupid bish *smirks at camera*

Do y’all love the Sass as much as I do? Do you have your own Sassy Gay Friend?

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  1. Renisha
    June 30, 2010 at 12:51 am

    OMG…I have NOT stopped laughing yet. This is PURE comedy and has given me PURE unadulterated LIFE! Yes, I have a few sassy gay friends, and now I appreciate them even more. LMBO!!! *clicks the links 50 more times*

    • June 30, 2010 at 1:36 am

      Gurl I’m still watching the vids over and over. STILL a hilarious as it was first time i saw it.

  2. June 30, 2010 at 1:06 am

    “You’re gonna write a sad poem and move on” might be the best advice I’ve heard in a long time. I’m jacking that.

    • June 30, 2010 at 1:27 am

      That is one Sassy, but Wise Gay I tell u.

  3. SaneN85
    June 30, 2010 at 1:22 am

    This makes up for some of the crazy a** videos you bring into my life.

    • June 30, 2010 at 1:14 pm

      Ju welcome! LOL

  4. June 30, 2010 at 1:54 am

    Ive seen some of those SGF videos before, but today I looked at the other vids the SecondCityNetwork has on YouTube. They are a funny bunch!


    • June 30, 2010 at 12:51 pm

      Second City is a legendary comedy troupe in Chicago. I expect nothing less. They’re the place where Saturday Night Live looks to for new cast members.

  5. June 30, 2010 at 7:54 am

    I love my gay husband and my gay boyfriend. They always keep me on my toes and keep me SMH.

    Peace, Love and Chocolate

  6. June 30, 2010 at 9:27 am

    **bows** You’re welcome. Viva Les Innanets!

    • June 30, 2010 at 1:15 pm

      You the bomb diggity (no doubt)!

  7. June 30, 2010 at 11:47 am


    “Look at your life…look at your choices…”

    • June 30, 2010 at 12:49 pm

      YES! That’s my new creed. LOL

  8. June 30, 2010 at 11:57 am

    OMG! Who think of this stuff? I don’t have a SGF, but I sure do need one:)

    • June 30, 2010 at 12:49 pm

      Yes. You need a Sassy Gay to make your life complete.

  9. June 30, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    “this is a set-up because your brain made out of rib!”

    I am crying laughing at these clips!!!

    • June 30, 2010 at 12:48 pm

      Gurl I’ve been cracking ALLA way up at them.

  10. June 30, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    “I think you’re 14 and you’re stupid. You took a roofie from a priest!” *unalive*

    Where has this Sassy & Sagacious Gay been all my life???

    • June 30, 2010 at 12:44 pm

      RIGHT! Isn’t he a DELIGHT???

  11. Lite Bread
    June 30, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    Yer Most (Inappropriately) Awesomelynessis,
    Uh …
    Guys don’t “do” the “Sassy Gay Friend” thang …

    That’s completely Chick territory.

    Or Tyler Perry.
    Just sayin’ …

  12. bogart4017
    June 30, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    “Save it Patty Hearst!”

  13. Cheekie
    June 30, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    My mouth is still numb from the dentist, but this video un-numbed it. On the real, it was numb when I got on here, but by the time I finished the videos, it was normal again. Thanks, SGF! *thumbs up*

    For real, though, I’m lacking in SGFs. I had one in college but we lost touch. 🙁

    I’m on an effing mission.

  14. J.Nicole
    July 1, 2010 at 8:47 am

    In that Eve video the “No way!” “Yahweh” exchange had me WEAK! Hilarity!

  15. July 1, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    I’m weak! I’ve posted the link to this all over facebook. I dont have a Sassy Gay Friend, but I do have a Sassy BiSexual Friend. He’s awesome like this, but only half the time lol

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  18. July 18, 2010 at 7:57 pm

    Luvvie, you stay snatching wigs from the wiggy!!!!!

    Girl, I don’t have a gay best friend so I just pay homage to Lil Kim.

    Let me go find me a gay best friend…!!!

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  20. hrsparks
    July 19, 2011 at 7:22 pm

    This is the most hilarious set of videos since turquoise jeep! Thanks fro bringing it to my attention!

  21. Margaret
    July 19, 2011 at 7:29 pm

    I love these and I need a gay best friend!

    • July 19, 2011 at 9:41 pm

      You sure do!

  22. amy
    July 19, 2011 at 8:08 pm

    BEST. EVER. Have had so many SGFs but they roll on…gotta find ’em!

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  25. NtrlGAGirl
    July 16, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    I’m don’t know where the heck I’ve been, but I need SGF in my life. LOL! He’s headed skrait to my FB TL.

  26. Latoya
    January 7, 2013 at 7:00 pm

    He said stop being a Summer’s Eve. Lmao!!! iLive. “Look at your life…..look at your choices”….. Can’t wait to us that!!