Everyone Needs A Sassy Gay Friend
There are some times that I thank God for the innanets. He clearly made the web to show that He loves us all. We don’t show our appreciation enough. This is one of those times.
Sassy Gay Friend is a creation of the good folks over at Second City, and it’s hilarious! He goes around saving all of us from bad decisions, with sass, spunk and an always healthy dose of truth. The course of history and literature coulda been different had some of our favorite characters had a sassy gay to guide them through life’s toughest moments.
And he does it while rocking a fierce scarf that is there just for his moments where he needs something to flip. I’m HERE for him!
These clips are only 1 minute long too. So even if you lack an attention span (like I do), you can hang.
This is the first one I watched, and my ENTAH LAHF hasn’t been the same since. The glittery scarf? The shade he threw Ophelia? Him calling her a “stupid bitch” and sashaying off? GAHTDAMBIT, iLIVE!!!
“What are you doing?!? WHAT WHAT WHAT are you doing?!? This is HAMLET we’re talking about! HAMLET!!! There IS something rotting in Denmark and it’s his piss poor attitude!” YESSSS!!
And this one…
LMAOOO! He sho’ll just treated Juliet for being thirsty for Romeo. “Romeo, Romeo, where for at thou Romeo? Translation: Desperate, desperate, I’m very desperate.” LAWD!!! iLOVE SGF!
“I dont wanna be known as the original sinner!” “Of course you don’t. It sounds like a terrible rap name!” And the fact that he’s butt nekkid and still has on that glittery scarf? Yes. I’m ALLA way murked!
I’ve watched each of these vidjos AT LEAST 10 times today. iCackle EVERY TIME! This is pure genius. Ratchetness at its fullest. Between the little introduction shots where SGF is werking his angles at the camera and the flipping of the glittery scarf? Yeah, I’m pretty much done. iApprove! I’ma start hollering “Look at your life! Look at your choices!” to people at random intervals. IT. IS. AWESOME.
Everyone needs a Sassy Gay Friend indeed. I have a couple. They’re as awesome as you think. If you don’t have one, you can follow Sassy Gay Friend on Twitter. So before you make another important life choice, please consult your Sassy Gay Friend to ensure it’s the right one. *flips glittery scarf* Stupid bish *smirks at camera*
Do y’all love the Sass as much as I do? Do you have your own Sassy Gay Friend?