The Angry Trey Songz Fan Who Went Off on Chris Brown on Instagram Has Me Howling
You know that dude who you were rooting for way back when but he just cannot seem to get his ish together because he is hellbent on being a perpetual delinquent? That is Chris Brown. Homeboy STAYS in trouble and can’t seem to get right.
Chris is supposed to be going on tour with Trey Songz but he had to postpone it because he still has 100 hours of community service left in his court-ordered 1,000. Well when he took to Instagram to break it to his fans, one of them went CLEAN OFF on him and it is the funniest most truthiest read I have seen in at least a week. I laughed so hard that I could only shake silently because sound refused to come out my mouth.
Issa Rae shared it on her Facebook and I keep reading it and falling out at random intervals.
How can I pick a favorite part when the entire thing is EVERYTHING I need? Dominique ain’t tell a lie in any of this and I’m not even mad that it’s in all CAPS. She tried to TOLD Chris something about himself and his bad decisions. Y’all know he is the Chairman of Team Bad Decisions Incorporated.
BUT, the point where tears started pouring from my eyes had to come after I read this:
“YOU ALWAYS FUCKIN SHIT UP! NOW I GOTTA WAIT FOR YOUR CRIMINAL ASS TO DO YOUR COMMUNITY SRVICE & HOPE & PRAY YOU DON’T DO NO MORE DUMB SHIT THAT WILL FUCK MY CHANCE OF SEEING TREY! YOU’VE BEEN DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE SINCE 2009!!”
*cries* LMAOOOOO!”YOU ALWAYS FUCKIN SHIT UP.” It is true. He does have a pattern of ill-advised behavior that messes up the plans of others around him. But between “criminal ass” and the community service since 2009, I lost all ability to control myself.
But then, she gave him a very helpful suggestion with “ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS 10 HOURS FOR 10 DAYS HOW HARD IS THAT CHRISTOPHER??????!!!”
*DEAD* I’m so here for her laying out this schedule for him. She is NOT playing bald-headed games and used his FULL first name. “HOW HARD IS THAT CHRISTOPHER????!!!!” took me out, man.
Christopher is probably what his mama calls him when she goes to pick him up from the police station anytime he gets into another club fight. That is the name she calls him when she is disappointed.
All Dominique wanted was to see Trey but Chris messing up the entire agenda because he don’t know how to act. He has tapdanced on her LAST NERVE and she just had to go in. This was a righteous READ.
*reads it again* *falls out one more time*
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LMAO, Dominique is pissed! Everything she said was true, tho.
All I know is Fistopher better have his tail in Cincy Feb. 28 or I’ll read him worse than that. He lives to be an eff up.
FIST-otpher??? DEADT…
Ma’am. I am at work. And you writing Fistopher caused me to bust out laughing in the middle of a very quiet nurses station at this hour. I mean I HOLLERED!!
BWAHAHAHA@! I CAN’T STAND YOU!
#flatlined at Fist-otpher and u are so right
She told the whole truth and nothing but the truth he ruined my whole day! He is the epitome of an habitual line crosser and is forever unable to get right!!!!!!!
Listen,when i tell you i have tears pouring down my face. She is sick of his shit and she just had to let him know. God bless her.
Can you pick me up when you pull it together PLEASE cause i just fell out next to you when i read that… She is not playing and she didn’t hold back either… I would have loved to see his reaction to it, but honestly he probably sees it as fuel with his can’t get right self! Thanks for sharing this!!!
I’m so weeeeaaaak! I can’t stop laughing and crying! Fistopher better get his life! Dominique is the real MVP!!!
I LITERALLY just laid my ass on the couch because I was so weak from laughing.
I am in so many tears, that I may have to borrow some for his #funegra, if he messes up another tour. She’s so mad at him, I’m sure her phone had to stop and rethink it’s life purpose. I’m here for you DOMO!!!
Where do I cast my vote for Dominique to be the life coach to all the perpetual f-ups. She would get them together with the quickness. Here for it!
Get Dominique in the classroom and scores would go right the fuck on up.
Right! She’d be like I told you all you gotta get is 7 out of 10 of these things right. Now get that shit done!
LMAO not this though!!!
Legit just woke the entire house up behind this!!!!
Dominque, Fix my life
U IS A FOOL SHO!!!!
Dominique is my new hero. When I tell you it took me 10 minutes to read her comment because I fell out at “I knew you was gonna fuck shit up for this tour back when it was announced”? Oh, my God! Domique wins all the awards. “How hard is that Christopher?” Oh, lawd, help me! I have been crying laughing for about a half hour!!
I am in tears as I write this. LORD HAMMERCY!!! Lmao
I read Dominique’s rant 5 timeps and I cried/laughed each time. I hope CHRISTOPHER gets it!
Hilarious!! All I could do was laugh! As funny as it is, she has a point! Someone on his team should’ve checked to see if he was done with his community service. Bless his heart….
Everybody is just about TIDE of Cant get right Christopher
Seriously, I just put the kids to sleep and now I’m laughing so loud I’m about to wake them up. …but I can’t stop. …help me, Lord!
“Finish this shit up or you gon give me a refund bitch” is why I am unable to get right at this moment. This just made my sweet soul so happy!
I swear that line….I mean it inspired me…..Lol
CLAWDHAMMERCY. …I still haven’t fully rover ed from this!! *coughing fit & chest spasms & tears galore!!!*
“DOMO” most certainly IS the MVP of EVERYTHING! !!
#DEAD
Listen, can we get Dominique in the White House?? Lawd, I can see her cussing out Boehner and McConnell. I would even campaign for her! *Printing out my Dominique 2016 bumper stickers!*
#DOMINIQUE2016
For real, I’d stomp for her. Could you imagine how she’d handle Boehner?!
Lawd hap mershy! I just had to take 4 puffs of my asthma spray after reading this. Seriously though, has this fool been doing community service the entire time Obama has been in office?
Lmao I can’t. Since he’s been doing community service we’ve gotten universal health care, gas under $2, and Osama got killed. Somebody should make a list of the things that have happened since he started community service.
The Dominques have won the innanets tonight!!!
*choke-laughing* YOOOO!
I just maybe got fired from my job for bursting out laughing SO HARD right when my boss walked by. NOTHING TO SEE HERE, SIR! JUST WORKING HARD AT MY JOB!
Seriously, my youngest kid went from not existing, gestating, born, walked, talked, potty trained and is in preschool since that community service was handed down. He’ll be in high school before he’s done!
In absolute tears @ your child’s progress in comparison to Chris’ community service. As much as I’m rooting for Breezy, he knew what he had to do.
STOP! Please* I can’t take no mo!
Danielle!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!! I’m crying.
The Entire time Obama been in office #dead
I mean she got him together from the first line to the last one and I loved every second of it. Chris Brown and his team need to get it together, particularly his team. How the hell did they put together this tour and forget that their client, a hothead, who is still on probation, still getting into trouble like he ain’t on it in the first place and think this will be a great idea to do? Like they more worried about him making money instead of making sure he completes his hours so he can get off said probation.
If Dominique had been on his team, he wouldn’t have had all these problems. She’d have had him scheduled and done with all 1,000 hours in the first 100 days after sentencing. You would have seen Christopher on the side of the road picking up trash on morning and evening rush hour.
LOLOLOL! EVERY rush hour. Dominique makes a tight schedule. lol
She is on Fire and hopes she doesn’t lose it
First, Chris needs to be in jail, no if’s and or buts, he needs to be in there for a very long time, also I wanted to go too…especially the first show only for Trey of course…but when I heard that Chris was also going to be apart of it I said no thanks…I really think that Trey should just go on the road without him…forreal…but if Chris just got to do 100 hours of community service, then let’s see, from sun up to sun down, he should be picking up somebody’s liter. 10 hours a day, Chris.. that’s all for 10 days, then you’ll be done…so you’re telling me you got time to go to Hawaii to shoot a music video, hang with your girl, break up with your girl, go to clubs in different parts of California and have your probation messed up, be in the studio, and doing God knows what but you can’t pick up trash on the side of the road, or feed the homeless, or paint the lines on the highway, or take graffiti off the walls of pubic buildings and paint the building back to its original color, something like that…I also bet that Trey will never agree to go on the road with him again. Chris, as a former fan I pray to God that you’ll get all the help you need…whenever this tour will start, I hope afterwards you’ll just sit out of the spotlight (aka not get into anymore trouble ) and just go to some type of rehab and get HELP. Also, I hope that Karrueche will wake up and leave you
LOL @ “pubic” buildings!!!
Hahahaaa
He was out on the highway in his delinquent vest, picking up trash. But then he cried because people were driving by yelling at him. I wasn’t…but only because I didn’t know where he was or I would have.
OMG please can we find out and ride together?! LOL!
Rumor was he was near/around Richmond, Va. If I see him roadside, I’ll post pics.
OMG Christie…I just laughed so hard I pooted (it was a little one)! #delinquent vest
I can’t!!
She is not here for Christopher!
Chris isn’t her only victim. Google her name. She goes hard!
well Lindsay Lohan only had 240 and still has half left after multiple extensions. What’s her problem?!?
Maybe, Lindsay Lohan is simply not her concern! She’s not doing any concerts with Trey!
perfect- every line. Diary of a Mad Concert Goer
She is PISSED…LoL!! But she’s talking like if he don’t get it together and this tour gets cancelled, she is coming to his house to get that refund and beat his ass…!!! Get It Together Mane. Domo said you got 10 days…
You said it! She got her timbs or good a** kickin sneakers and fight bag by the door packed and is ‘RET TA GO’ if Christopher don’t get right. Domo been READY!
I will drive her anywhere she needs to go so I could tape her getting her refund .
i thank God I work from home cuz I just lost ALL my ish! I have people to call but I can stop laughing and wiping tear. God bless her…she hit the nail on the head!
I work from home too, but I laughed so loud that my dog came up from the basement to see what was the matter!! She cut “Christopher” down to the white meat for real, and that gave me life!!!
Reads like this only come when you have no dambs left to give…. CHRISTOPHER better get his shit together so she can see Trey! LOL
If Christopher and/or his team have ANY #cents about themselves, they will hire Dominique… Christopher needs a new best friend and I swear on everything Dominique is it. She is not gon lead you astray Chris.
I have died 1000 deaths at ‘CHRISTOPHER!’ Nique is sick of his shit.
My favorite part was “HOW HARD IT THAT CHRISTOPHER” When you call a Chris, Christopher, it is officially over.
OMG, I’m so here for Dominique……she is my alter alter ego cuz I felt every emotion in every line after I picked my self up off the floor! #teamgetyoishtogetherchristopher #deadagain
That “How hard is that Christopher?” laid me clean out when I read it. I giggled for a good 15 minutes imagining the different annunciations. You can tell she wrote that with her teeth clenched in a rage and one hand on her hip.
i held my life together until she called him Christopher….. *DOA*
Lol!!!!!!!!!
I’m a teacher for students with special needs. Christopher needs a Behavior Intervention Plan!
Bwaaahaaa. I teach too….he who can use one!!!
Omg! I’m at work trying not to Holler!!! Yes! I needed this in my life right now! Lol!!!
We are so quick to blame him, but he is no different from other celebrities and we don’t know the real truth at all only whst they tell us. People are so quick to go by hearsay we only know what the media tells us he’s not a woman beater he was beat by Rihanna all the time, but the one time he hit back he’s a woman beater Justin beiber always in trouble why not stop him from traveling I believe its bigger than you or I I believe in the industry if you don’t do as your told accusations are brought up against you it figures. THE INDUSTRIES MODEL DO AS WE SAY OR ELSE
Did you read the comment? CB only has 100 hours left before he is FREE and CLEAR. There is no conspiracy stopping that man from completing 100 hours of community service. If he chooses not to do it, it’s his own fault.
Since you are so up on what Christopher is doing. Call up “the man holding him down”, tell him to schedule his 100 hours for him, and then Call Nique Nique and tell her the show is on. If he has time to galavant with Karfuffle he can finish that mess out and be done!
Karfuffle! Bwahahaha
Kerfuffle —-flatlined—-
She read him so hard all that’s left to say is “Amen!”
Tears. Just tears. I was *SO* not prepared for that, LMAO!
That is not “caps lock – cruise control for cool.”
That is “caps lock – HELL YEAH I AM SCREAMING AT YOU IDIOT.”
“HOW HARD IS THAT CHRISTOPHER????!!!!!”
Best quote ever.
Gonna go laugh all day now.
Against my better judgment, I googled dominiquee_215. She does stay mad. She told KeKe Palmer that she looked like a “single lesbian mom”. She ain’t got the time and she stay snatchin edges.
Now why did you go and make me do that? She STAYS mad! LOL!!!
Lordt I done googled her too and under a pic of Ashantiwith Bey and Jay… Domo wrote (on Ashanti’s IG page mind you) “When you meet the person who ended your career & all you can do is smile thru the pain.”
Why must I cry?
#VernaDead
First off the person writing the article needs to do spell check and check their diction. Yes CHRISTOPHER has messed up but who hasn’t those without sin cast the first stone. He works and does community service. Is it his fault they did not accept the first batch of community service he did NO. With that said he does not to stop making poor decisions and continue working on his craft.
You must be new here…Yeah imma chalk this up to you being new. #saddown #christophersnumber1fan #newgirl
BTW didn’t they not accept the first batch because they were fraudulently signed? I would think that is his fault.
Imma go back to cackling now!
Talking about spell check and your post is full of grammatical/punctuation errors? Cast stones much? People need to stop enabling his bad behavior and stop blaming everyone BUT HIM for his situation.
You do know they rejected it because they had proof he lied and faked documents, right?
Who’s hiring? Because I am about to get FIRED for laughing and crying at my desk. I can’t stop reading this post and all the comments.
Luvvie, you know that someone copied your whole article and tried to claim it as yours?
http://forum.blackhairmedia.com/one-of-treys-angels-mad-at-chris-brown-for_topic378166.html
But that .gif of the death drop though….. Luvvie I need you to use that one boo… I saw it and died!!
Dominique ain’t told no lies, but I imagine 10 hours for 10 days might be a bit problematic for young Christopher (not Robin). How will he have the time to choreograph Instagram dance challenges to Chingy soundtracks when he’s picking up trash on the highways or reading to trouble youfs?
But, she went and used his Government Name, tho? How much you wanna bet Dominque is his Play Cousin and has been dealing with his nonsense since the 3rd grade. That’s the voice of someone who just Cant. Even. With him anymore.
I read the entire post in my angry black woman voice, but why did Rosie Perez’s voice come out of my mouth when I got to CHRISTOPHER!!!!!?
Lmao!!!!! Rosie Perez though? Jesus God! I’m unable right now!!!!!!
Can we get Dominique_215 for Media Day at the Super Bowl so the reporters can leave Marshawn Lynch alone???
“Now I gotta wait for your criminal ass…”
And I’m done.
Am I the only one that’s going over to Instagram and following Dominique right now? She just gained a new follower. LOL
I have not laughed like this in a while. Both posts killed me. Only the truth is funny. Thank you!
#flatlined… LHH..
This is the best thing for the week so far, she told him the truth when no one else around clearly wasn’t. As black people we know when the full first name comes out, that all games are over and foolishness must come to an end. Her irateness is so evident that even auto correct probably didn’t bother to appear in those stupid squiggly line, for fear that she would blast it too for trying to tell her she was wrong.
I’m still on the floor! I can hear them hand claps accenting EVERY DAMB SYLLABLE of that last line, and it takes me right back out…LOL!!
LMAO! Not the hand claps doe!?! REAL.MUTHAEFFIN.TALK.
Gotdammit!! Now I gotta go back and read it with the hand claps!!! OMG – I am DYING over here!
Ctfu [dead]! XD
iSweaterGawd …I am printing this out and keeping it for future giggles!!!
She wins EVERYTHING ….awards, trophies, Grammys, Oscar, Emmys…the whole entire InnerWebs!!!!!!
I must be real slow, b/c I couldn’t find her when I goggled her nor could I find her on Instagram!!! I am here for her…..
*someone wanna post the link to both…?*
*giggle*
I NEEDS MORE OF THIS!!!!
YYYAAAASSSSSSSS!!!
I managed to do some google sleuthing, and apparently she’s changed her handle to dominiquee_2 over on instagram. The google screengrabs showed web pages with her previous comments, but they don’t link to anything except this new, private instagram. It’s a bit disheartening. I wanted to see more of those scathing reads!
C’mon Bruh…
Just so what you gotta do, do it for ur fans. Do it for ya mama…Hell DO IT FOR THE VINE
JUST DO IT!!!
Side note: As of today Lindsay Lohan got her community service done so….if her rehab ass can do it , why cant you Fistopher?
Naw, they rejected hers, too. Said doing meet-n-greets doesn’t count as community service.
I was having a bad day but this right here just gave me life!!!
I’ve have read this post at least ten times, and every time I cackle like a deranged, drunk witch. I can’t with Domi. Listen, when she is used his Christian name I was done for. On another note 10 straight hours of community service is a lot. Perhaps her could break it up like 5 hours in the morn and 5 in the afternoon, or night. or scatter it through out the day. Maybe if he spends his days doing his community service, he will stay off team can’t act right.
I guess I’m missing something because I don’t think it’s funny. Most of the people I know who are strongly against Chris Brown are single chicks who can’t successfully work out a relationship with a man because they’re to busy becoming overly emotional and hiring men and when one of those men his back they cry victim. I’m not a Chris Brown fan, but I think the backlash against him fuels some of his behavior. I tried to read this and find the humor, but I couldnt because it’s just a normal diss.
SITCHO ASS DOWN!!!! HOW HARD IS THAT, ARIEL???!!!
THIS COMMENT. AND NAME.
I wanna join class!!! When is registration? Can I use my Pell Grant? LMAO!!!!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! THIS!!!! I can’t even deal!! Sitting over here like MJ munching on popcorn “I’m just here for the comments.”
Everyone forgets t house at Chris was defending himself agaonst a wild hellcat who was attacking him while he drove. You’d have hit her ass, too. And the media went after hom like a pack of wild dogs, I think this caised him to go off track, because everuone was trying to destroy him. He should fo ish the sentence, yes, but all of ypu holy hypocrites who haven’t been caught yet need to lighten the hell up. (But the pist was hilarious, though.)
I bet Dominiquee is 43 and Trey is her secret cougar dream man. Then here comes Christopher. Messing up her hair appointment, her nail appointment her waxing appointment. HOW DARE HE!
i have laughed so hard at this my soul is cleansed! my life has begun anew…
Cleansed though? LMAOOOOO!!!! I.Can.Not!!!!! *flatlined*
This is How he feels about us…..
http://www.power92chicago.com/Chris-Brown-Reacts-To-A-Fan-Asking-Why-He-Hasn-t-C/16915846?pid=453061
People are killing me coming on here to defend him. That’s his problem now, too many yes men and people who won’t tell him when he’s wrong. That’s why he needs Dominique on his team, to get him together. Regardless of what happened with Rihanna (and none of us know because none of us were there) he’s still committed fifty-leven crimes/infractions since then. At some point he has to grow up and stop blaming everything on the Rihanna incident or the media.
This article gave me absolutely so much life!! I have read it about 6 times tonight and I promise it gets funnier and funnier. I mean I am over here CRYING. Dominiquee is HOT but she told the absolute TRUTH!
“Finish this ish up or you gon give me a refund, BITCH!” Is when I DIED!!!
#flatfuckinlie I just literally yelled crying laughing at work! Called his ass Christopher #crying
Listen to a live read of this Instagram post and get your life.
https://soundcloud.com/theread/1000-hours#t=18:11
Real tears…real…f’in…tears!
You gotta hear Kid Fury reading it out loud on the Read. This girl’s words with his vocal intonations = me laid out completely
I am HERE for Domonique, she aint said nothing but the truth. GET IT TOGETHER CHRISTOPHER!!!
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I am massively LATE to this post, but Sweet Baby Jesus am I glad I happened upon it! When I tell you I’m in tears, I am literally CRYING. This young lady had had enough. Man, this is funnier each time I read it.