Caitlyn Jenner’s Debut on the Vanity Fair Cover Broke the Internet
As promised on the Diane Sawyer interview, there will come a time when Bruce Jenner will be no longer. That time is now, and it is being done in grand fashion. Caitlyn Jenner lives, making her public debut on the cover of the July issue of Vanity Fair (on newstands on June 9).
Bish, you better come through and give me BAWDY and Janice Dickinson fever! Many people are seeing Caitlyn as a mix between Janice and Jessica Lange. This cover’s #alphet is giving me Playboy Bunny tease too, probably to show that this feminine form is here and she looks amazing.
“Call me Caitlyn.” You got it.
In a family where everyone’s names begin with K, it seems like a very deliberate decision to spell Caitlyn with a C when it coulda fallen in line with everyone else. This might have been a statement that she wants to stand in her own light and I’m not mad about it.
The hair is together (praise Him), the makeup is beat, the waist is snatched. Caitlyn’s debut is 4 types of fabulous. She has studied and planned this debut so well. She got the legendary Annie Leibowitz to take these flicks. Homework was done here, ladies and gents, and it shows.
LET’S TALK ABOUT IT. Come on, red dress! You know I’m young, fly and flashy so I am here for this. Caitlyn is sitting in the $180,000 that Kris got her, because she ain’t here to play games with any of us.
Chile… my day is over. I can’t get nothing done now. Caitlyn broke the internet on the day that Kim announced she’s pregnant with her 2nd child. Kim might have to reveal the baby’s gender tomorrow or something to get us back on focus.
But YESSSSSS. I’m looking forward to her first walk down the red carpet. People will gag. Who will dress her?? What color? Will she show leg or cleavage or both? It’s gonna be so good.
P.S. I still can’t believe she’s Republican.