Caitlyn Jenner’s Debut on the Vanity Fair Cover Broke the Internet
As promised on the Diane Sawyer interview, there will come a time when Bruce Jenner will be no longer. That time is now, and it is being done in grand fashion. Caitlyn Jenner lives, making her public debut on the cover of the July issue of Vanity Fair (on newstands on June 9).
Bish, you better come through and give me BAWDY and Janice Dickinson fever! Many people are seeing Caitlyn as a mix between Janice and Jessica Lange. This cover’s #alphet is giving me Playboy Bunny tease too, probably to show that this feminine form is here and she looks amazing.
“Call me Caitlyn.” You got it.
In a family where everyone’s names begin with K, it seems like a very deliberate decision to spell Caitlyn with a C when it coulda fallen in line with everyone else. This might have been a statement that she wants to stand in her own light and I’m not mad about it.
The hair is together (praise Him), the makeup is beat, the waist is snatched. Caitlyn’s debut is 4 types of fabulous. She has studied and planned this debut so well. She got the legendary Annie Leibowitz to take these flicks. Homework was done here, ladies and gents, and it shows.
LET’S TALK ABOUT IT. Come on, red dress! You know I’m young, fly and flashy so I am here for this. Caitlyn is sitting in the $180,000 that Kris got her, because she ain’t here to play games with any of us.
Chile… my day is over. I can’t get nothing done now. Caitlyn broke the internet on the day that Kim announced she’s pregnant with her 2nd child. Kim might have to reveal the baby’s gender tomorrow or something to get us back on focus.
But YESSSSSS. I’m looking forward to her first walk down the red carpet. People will gag. Who will dress her?? What color? Will she show leg or cleavage or both? It’s gonna be so good.
P.S. I still can’t believe she’s Republican.
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Werk it Caitlyn! WERK! Giving me that Jessica Lange type fierce. I ain’t mad. #LiveAndLetLive
Same thing I said! Happy I’m not the only one that saw the resemblance!
If Jessica got a face lift there could be a “separated at birth” story. But imagine waking up and realizing your prettier, younger-looking sister started out as a man. Pick your lips up at the door.
Ok, Now I see why the former Bruce was rocking those giant breezy shirts like Dorothy from Golden Girls!! You walking around attempting to hide a full set of DD’s!! That red dress pic is everything, and yes, Caitlyn came out like a diva today!
And see….I only came on here to get a GOT tease about last night’s drama…
“Kim might have to reveal the baby’s gender tomorrow or something to get us back on focus.” Not even then!
I am here for all of this!!! That red dress though!
Kilt me deadt….*_*…. I mean really…who got her together?? RUPAUL??.. I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS TYPE OF SLAYAGE SINCE….DRAG RACE
#Serve! Love the subtle but in your face shade of Caitlyn with a “C” and not a “K”. I see you!
I was really torn about Caitlyn choice of political party, but after a lot of thought I think it might be for the best. Maybe she can change the mind of some of her more narrow minded Republican friends and colleagues.
Exactly
great point.
I see what you’re saying, but I highly doubt it. They’ll blast her but secretly want to sleep with her.
Baaayyybeeeeee I am here for Ms Caitlyn. And that red dress. YASSSSSSSS!
This is how you breaks the internet! Congrats Caitlyn!
She’s still rich and money trumps a ton of things so no, I’m not surprised she remains a republican.
I MUST have that dress! May have to sell my car but it’ll be worth it.
She is did for a photo shoot. Everyone looks good when they get professional assistance. I wanna see what she looks like when she goes to 7/11 in the middle of the night for a Slim Jim….
CTFU
I howled!!
She’s going to look like regular Cee-Cee if they don’t have the turkey flavor.
Exactly my thoughts!!!!! Cameras, lights, makeup and Photoshop off…
Oh, Kim announced she’s pregnant again? Hol’ up … Lemme put her ass on the back burner
And werk … And smize … And face … And pose!
Some fool on Twitter said she shouldn’t have shot in a corset. I was just Agh gerrout of here with your policing, gahd. Caitlyn McFierce Jenner is serving me that Lana Del Rey perma-pout and my body is so ready for it!! *weeps in slayed-to-pieces* *dances in puddle of cisgender-hetero tears*
She looks FABULOUS
That is how you make a powerful statement. She is giving me so secure realness and I died 10 times when I saw the Lady in Red photo. I don’t think we are ready for that Jelly/Jam/Preserves she is giving on June 1st.
And most impressively? She is 65-freakin’ years old! I mean!
I came in here to invest a 10-min break and… HWHAHT???
That lady looks tight. I mean, I’m not into the overrated “I’m (#centuries) old and I look (#months old)” sort of thing, and I do appreciate aging, etc. But we all know those pics are werkt and she still looks stunning. I reckon it must me the attitude, yes sir.
Whatever this is good for, I really hope it may help others come out, be them old or young, pretty or otherwise. Living within your own trap has to be awful and permanently degrading.
As I’ve already stated one too many times, I’m not American, nor living in the US, let alone follow any sort of showbiz folly. But this may come as some certain reassurance for all those out there in need of support. I support that, and any of them 🙂
i don’t care how much has been done, you can’t fake that kind of happiness. It comes out through your eyes, your pores, how you stand. She is finally happy.
Amen
BRUCE was Republican, I have a feeling Caitlyn may have different ideas once this sexism and transphobia opens her eyes…
Log Cabin Republicans, the self-hating branch of the Grand Old Party, MIGHT welcome her – but they’re gay, and Caitlyn is straight.
Ummm…okay…so glad it stopped raining here in the south.
She looks amazing. I think she looks a little bit like Geena Davis too
And I’m telling you I’M NOT GOING until I see every single costume change. Go on with your bad self Caitlyn ♥
I am waiting for Mz Caitlyn Jenner to be interviewed in all her red dress wearing splendor by Mz Diva gorgeous Laverne Cox. That would be a sight to behold.
Am I wrong for wanting Shonda to do a ripped from the headlines Scandal episode based on this diva’s reveal? 😉