Whose Sharpie Ink Beard is This?
The internet is the den of iniquity. Why? Because I find things like this:
My dude. MY. DUDE. What is that??? Is that an inked on beard? How does one go to the barbershop and ask for a beard that looks like someone glued black construction paper on your face? Your goal is life should not be to look 2-dimensional about the face.
I wonder if Sharpie had anything to do with this. Are they a part of this? Does this face come off every night? How much laundry does he have to do to maintain this? Is his pillow pissed off at him? When he sweats, does it drip? I just have so many questions!
And his “hair” is made of the same paint. I hope it’s at least non-toxic. Homeboy could NOT be caught in anybody’s rain. Imagine that visual. Were his follicles busy? If he couldn’t grow a proper beard by himself, he better learn to live with a bare face.
For members of the Beard Gang, do y’all claim him? I don’t even understand this. But I DO wanna know. Whose beard is this and why would you let your friend walk out the crib like this?
Takes one to know one.
It takes a village to let people know when they look a fool. Outchea looking like Jermaine Jackson’s understudy. I’m unable.
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His beard is on point…LITERALLY!
lol
I just fell over…
hahaha!! I’m just not strong enough :’)!!!!!
You meant chisel tip. Bahahahaha!!!
His beard is literally a lesson in geometrical shapes. All he needs are the equations written around his face to figure out the degree of the angles, the circumferences & the medians.
I see this look in ATL sometimes and wonder who is the man who first thought this Sharpie-face look was a good idea? And who is the fool who saw it on somebody else and thought, hey, I’m gonna do that, too?! And who is the damb barber who agreed to do it???
THIS IS A COMMON THING!?
I wouldn’t say common, but sadly it is a thing.
I swear that’s a tattoo’d beard AND hairline. Either way tho…
I’m with you on that. Scarier still because it’s not unique in that respect.
Okay…so right when I saw this I was taken back to elementary math class. It would happen every other week or so, but at the tables there would be a clear container filled with different shapes and my heart would race because I knew what day it was: TANGRAM PUZZLE DAY!!!!!!
LOL! not tangrams, tho… 😀
NOT TANGRAM DAY!!! (i wasn’t ready)
????????????????
I do sharpie tattoos all the time because I cannot commit… They last about a day or two. It comes off in the shower. They could last up to 4 days if they didn’t get wet or I didn’t use lotion on them. Also I run a Black sharpie through my hair to cover the gray. I don’t have that much and can’t see a reason to cover my entire head with dye vs. spot sharpie use. That seems to last longer since I wash my hair every other week. And if I want highlights… just use a different color
So DEAD right now
I tee hee uncontrollably
Oh Lord you have me on that comment!lo! ROFLMAO….I had no idea sharpie users were this creative!lol!
This member of the Beard Club does not claim him. If he would at least grow a scruffy, patchy one, I will be happy to provide him a letter of recommendation for full membership.
You know how I know this is a hot mess? My 5-yr old niece walked past and said “is that a tattoo?” I hollered! This is too much for a #fixitjesus! I say #leaveitlambofgod
Looks like somebody went at dude’s face with a bottle of shoe polish…
And… I think…. Yep. He might have in some colored contacts. #iCant
I just checked the website. Mr Sharpie is just the tip of the iceberg! Heavy sigh…
Hmmmmmm…just don’t make no common sense!
I absolutely loathe when beards are this dayum neat anyway, but this is just… no. Sharpie ain’t become the leaders of permanent markers so that you ninjas could use your face as construction paper. Nope.
“Sharpie ain’t become the leaders of permanent markers so that you ninjas could use your face as construction paper. Nope.”
OP: Is it wrong that I can hear you actually say this, shaking your fist in indignation? Yes. Yes I can.
Shade “Takes one to know one.”
I remember when my uncle and cousin came through with this hot mess-they got talked about so hard…them must have seen the err of their ways, because the next time I saw them, they didn’t look like a art project. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was tatted on his face, especially since it’s females (well, and I guess males) outchea tattooing eyebrows on their face…#HelpHimHolyGhost
People actually do this? Really. This is just as bad as Jermaine Jackson’s hair. This is nutty as squirrel poop.
I immediately thought, “must be Jermaine Jackson’s offspring”. I would stomp a ‘mud-hole’ in my son if he came home with this mess.
Same here. The fellas have nothing to say about the ghetto fresh ladies until they stop this madness, especially the ghosting.
Are we finna ignore those SNATCHED eyebrows???
They outlined it to make sure it was precise. No coloring outside the lines here.
Meet the mascot for “Black Sweat” by Prince 0.o
It’s like a cartoon!
Maybe he’s Hunger Games extra.
Maybe he’s a Hunger Games’ extra.
Why is only the front of his head “crisp and precise”? Did he run out if ink and say bump the back? Why do I want to want to watch The Return of Jafar? I haz questions but no answers…
RETURN OF JAFAR?! I can’t. Like, I could at one point, but its late and I’m old and i just CAN’T.
I had to repress much laughter after reading that. Return of Jafar, though??? LMAOOOOO
i cannot scrub my eyeballs to get that pic out of my mind Luvvie, I blame u…ROFL
I don’t know but don’t people go to the barber ’cause they want to look good? I mean the guy is a hot mess. The fashion police on the street be like what’s tat thing around his chin O_O?
It’s the same claymation pigment Jermaine Jackson’s hyper oily ass uses so I doubt it comes off. It can withstand the most torrential rains. And his hairline from this angle is giving me Nintendo 64 controller tease…….
I lied. It’s giving me the Batman logo.
Back away from the Bigen in Oriental Black my dude!
So like the inquisitive person I am…I carried my happy behind over to the website on the photo (WHY didn’t someone stop me or at least take the keyboard).
I put in Bigen into the search field…there’s a whole section of pics dedicated to not only bigen beards, but bigen hairlines too…. *Slow wall slide* under my desk
http://www.barbershopconnect.com/search.php?title=bigen&submit=+SEARCH+
Barbers – STOP IT! All money ain’t good money.
I am gonna piss my son off tomorrow by offering him 100 dollars for the area of the rhombus on dude’s cheek.
*screams silently at the area of a rhombus reference*
hahahahahaaaa But I just can’t! We have misplaced the chill!
Jermaine Jackson’s understudy? Please…make it stop.
He is auditioning for the role of Kiwi Black Shoe Polish Man! #WipeItCleanLawd
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I wonder if his barber knows the Pythagorean Theorem, because must be a geometric genius!
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barbers are getting lazy as hell. lol. How the H,E, double hockey sticks you paint a n!**@ a haircut and dat s#!+ don’t even connect. Am i the only one that see the outline of the beard he drew on before he colored it in. o.k. when someone says it looks like your edge up was done with a paint brush, it’s a metaphor man!
Are those brush lines in the beard where it was colored in?
Does Sharpie know of this foolishness? Who is his crew? And why would they let him do this?
Got this dude looking like the first black Lego man.
His beard looks like decoupage