Whose Sharpie Ink Beard is This?
The internet is the den of iniquity. Why? Because I find things like this:
My dude. MY. DUDE. What is that??? Is that an inked on beard? How does one go to the barbershop and ask for a beard that looks like someone glued black construction paper on your face? Your goal is life should not be to look 2-dimensional about the face.
I wonder if Sharpie had anything to do with this. Are they a part of this? Does this face come off every night? How much laundry does he have to do to maintain this? Is his pillow pissed off at him? When he sweats, does it drip? I just have so many questions!
And his “hair” is made of the same paint. I hope it’s at least non-toxic. Homeboy could NOT be caught in anybody’s rain. Imagine that visual. Were his follicles busy? If he couldn’t grow a proper beard by himself, he better learn to live with a bare face.
For members of the Beard Gang, do y’all claim him? I don’t even understand this. But I DO wanna know. Whose beard is this and why would you let your friend walk out the crib like this?
It takes a village to let people know when they look a fool. Outchea looking like Jermaine Jackson’s understudy. I’m unable.