Westboro Baptist Better Have a Gahtdamb Seat!
Westboro Baptist is a boil on all of our collective asses. They’re to Christians what those Jim Crow cartoons from the 1920s are to Disney. We try to dust them under our shoe and act like we don’t know them. But like the roaches they are, they stay coming back. We do not claim those asshats.
Westboro is less of a church and more of a cult of cracky racists, homophobes and allergens to sense. They are so obnoxious with their protests. Those hapless and hopeless hatebuckets would probably picket the rapture because they thought the beast with no neck was gay. I wish they’d just sit their monkey asses down somewhere. Even the KKK hates them. That’s how you KNOW you are the worst.
Rumor is that they’re talmbout protesting Dr. Maya Angelou’s funeral and even for habitual linesteppers, they might go too far this time.
Y’all know we don’t play with Mother Maya. This might be the protest where they all get their asses whooped. I know violence ain’t the answer but sometimes, you just wanna chin-check these hoes to make them feel pain momentarily for being such shitty human beings.
If they come disturb the peace at Aunty Maya’s fune, they might don’t make it. I’m just saying. Yes, they have freedom of speech and freedom of protest but that freedom doesn’t mean I won’t dropkick you in the face because of what you said. Be outchea like:
I know those of us with jobs and lives and things to lose can’t just walk up to one of them and give them atomic wedgies. But is Huck busy? I mean, can we get Cyrus to make a call to Charlie? I’m just asking… for a friend. I just want to give them all papercuts and dip their hands in rubbing alcohol. Dassit.
I wish the folks of Westboro Baptist would have an everlasting seat some damb where. Jesus is mad at them as they keep invoking his name to spew all of this hate in the world. They keep telling everyone who Christ hates and God’s son is prolly somewhere like “JUST YOU IDIOTS!”
NO KANK YOU! WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF, Westboro!