Whose is this?

Whose Uncle is Showing Out in Church Like This?

My girl Britni Danielle shared this on her Facebook and she captioned it with “Wait. Was he listening to ‘You Make Me Wanna’ while he caught the spirit of Usher?” And I howled to the blue corned moon like a wolf. I cannot. Watch and see the foolery (give the video like 5 secs to show up).

YOOOOO!!! Uncle went IN FOR JESUS!! That foot work is so proper that I just knew he was gon set the carpet on fire with his passion for Christ. And when he hit them jumping jacks? I WAS SO THOO!!! My man did the doggone jumping jacks like he was at the gym, not in Jesus’ house!

He said he was gon dance like David did and wasn’t nobody gon check him one bit. Outchea tryna put Brother Franklin to shame.

But the fact that he hit his “Let it burn” dance. HA! My homie DNyree brought her foolery on the thread talmbout “You make me wanna leave the church I’m with, and start a new relationship in your pew… That’s what you do.” I went from laughing to crying because I could not deal with how funny that was.

cant even gif

Chile, I love Black people. We do everything with everything we have. We do praise and worship like it’s judgment day. I’m so here for us.

Whose uncle went to church and showed out like this? Also, can I come to the next service so I can gold his collar? I’m asking… for everyone.

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39 Comments

  1. March 26, 2014 at 10:51 am

    He’s been waiting his entire life to bust those moves out in the house of The Lord.

  2. Kiss
    March 26, 2014 at 10:54 am

    I can’t stop laughing at that Damn GIF!!!! He just fell down like “Welp…. Nope.” lmao!

    • Teri Howard
      July 14, 2014 at 7:07 am

      And his hat rolled off… call me cremated.

  3. Diva
    March 26, 2014 at 10:58 am

    O O O O O O O O O Oh MY GOD!
    He left ALL his confessions in church! I ain’t mad.

  4. Tiffany
    March 26, 2014 at 11:05 am

    Hired for the next Usher video!!! Bro. Franklin better watch out.. Everybody else over here jigging like this: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YRHDomoLb-A/TPNFK36gI4I/AAAAAAAAAr8/RCyP4BxDqDY/s1600/danceweirdpeanutscharacters.gif

    He said ya’ll besta set down… LOL

  5. Candice A
    March 26, 2014 at 11:08 am

    Oooowhee…he brought Smooth Criminal realness up in the CHUTCH. He was really wanting to know if Annie was okay. He was going for it though and I can’t even be mad because watching that made me TAHD. I know he slept good that night.

    • jcanwisegrrl
      March 26, 2014 at 11:13 am

      Lolololol @ him really wanting to know if Annie’s ok. I was just waiting on that anti-gravity lean.

      • Anna Renee
        March 26, 2014 at 9:09 pm

        LOLOL at anti gravity lean!!!! You people are a mess! *tears*

    • Kwan
      March 26, 2014 at 11:37 am

      That song immediately came to my mind. I was waiting for him to hit that super lean over a pew chile.

      • TypeALady
        March 26, 2014 at 1:37 pm

        Dagnabit Kwan, I just spit out my drink!

    • March 26, 2014 at 3:12 pm

      I quit with “Smooth Criminal realness” lololol

    • Kim
      July 13, 2014 at 8:23 pm

      I quit you. Unable. For real.

  6. jcanwisegrrl
    March 26, 2014 at 11:09 am

    He most certainly did not ‘catch’ the Holy Spirit. I agree with Britni Danielle that he caught the spirit of Ursher doe. Lol! My favourite part was when the sister ran in with her camera like, ‘Lemme get this on record!’ Foolery.

  7. Aja
    March 26, 2014 at 11:14 am

    He was still TURNT from Saturday night…with that brown liquor still in his system and then the Lord touched his soul and the music just TOOK him. He was caught up in the rapture…

    • Tosha P
      March 14, 2016 at 2:48 pm

      U slayed me

  8. Felicia A R
    March 26, 2014 at 11:16 am

    I love the way that girl politely got in good camera position in the isle…then proceeded to Facebook/text/Instagram that bad boy to the world….LAWD!!!

  9. Jill
    March 26, 2014 at 11:42 am

    He did a full Zumba workout for Jesus! I bet that suit was soaking wet when he was done. Did you check how he slowed down like his battery was running out? I’m here for ALLADISS!

  10. GfromtheD
    March 26, 2014 at 12:24 pm

    He was getting his Elwood Blues on with those jumping jacks.

    “Have you seen the light!”

  11. meg
    March 26, 2014 at 2:22 pm

    *DEEEEAAAAAATTTTHHHH*

  12. YKH
    March 26, 2014 at 3:30 pm

    If dancing for the Lord was a requirement to get into Heaven, you already know he at the FRONT of the line. Matter of fact, he done gone and destroyed the line.

  13. Amber
    March 26, 2014 at 3:34 pm

    ya’ll foolin today!! I thought he was gonna moonwalk on up to the altar!!

    P.S. Is Annie okay?? I mean we really never found out…

  14. March 26, 2014 at 3:36 pm

    No corn, no bunion, no slew of feets will stop him from praising Him! Gloooo-raaaay!

  15. MsOand
    March 26, 2014 at 4:04 pm

    From the club to the church!!! ROFL!!!

  16. BellaAddisa
    March 26, 2014 at 6:57 pm

    Hi I have tried several times to see the video and ti does not appear. is there a direct link that I could try? Thank you

    • Candice
      April 2, 2014 at 4:43 am

      Me too. Link does work because of Flash. Is there a YouTube link?

  17. March 26, 2014 at 8:48 pm

    This was too funny! But umm, erruh…is there a way to reduce the giant ad at the bottom of the screen? It only allows you to expand it bigger, or reduce it back to the bottom of the screen, where it is in the way.

    Thank you kindly, ma’am.

    • March 26, 2014 at 8:50 pm

      Uh…it’s gone now. Thanks. *using church fanga to leave politely*

  18. Absurdist
    March 26, 2014 at 11:42 pm

    Yagatsta know what his mama was like up in the church…

  19. March 27, 2014 at 12:34 pm

    That boy is pop locking for Jesus! #whogoncheckhim

  20. Chantel
    March 27, 2014 at 1:05 pm

    He misunderstood the voice mail message he got that said “Come usher at the church Sunday”

    • Londa
      March 27, 2014 at 3:06 pm

      LOL!!! Exactly!

      He probably thought Chilli was gon’ be there waiting for him to take it nice and slow.

  21. TheRYL1
    March 27, 2014 at 6:04 pm

    I. AM. IN. TEARS.

    And the #I CAN’T EVEN gif just made me holler out! LMAO

  22. Medusausi
    March 28, 2014 at 7:23 am

    X_X – Dead to the stairs…

  23. Renners
    March 28, 2014 at 7:47 am

    lord this boy was not to be outdone. whew! he omarioned sunday praise and worship. i’m so so tired for him just watching!

  24. Natuallady
    March 28, 2014 at 11:06 am

    People are not even safe in the church from cell phone and recordings. SMH

    • nsp
      March 28, 2014 at 11:12 am

      I was thinking the same thing. I mean I’m not going to front like I don’t have my cell next to me at church, but the only person I record was my MIL and one of her epic testimonies. But if you in church and someone catches or don’t catch the holy ghost and you gotta get a better shot, you should have just stayed home. “Jesus is not here for that” or the 10 other people filming it. I’m all ready to catch a good moment that was recorded during the recording of the entire church session, but is anything sacred anymore?

  25. MakeMyFunkThePFunk
    July 13, 2014 at 2:48 pm

    Will someone please post a link? I can’t get the video to load. Thanks!

  26. Nicondra Boyd-Hopkins
    July 13, 2014 at 4:41 pm

    I need to know what church this is!

  27. Queenie
    March 15, 2016 at 10:04 am

    I can’t stand you Luvvie! Got me cryin here today!!!!