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IceJJFish on YouTube Has the Voice for Mute

My friends are the worst, because they won’t let me live a life lacking of YouTube foolery. Every time they send me a link or drop a video in my inbox, I know what I’ma see is gonna make me facepalm. But I can’t help it. I was introduced to IceJJFish a couple of months ago and my life has been changed since. He is a passionate singer dude who seems to think he can sing, and a living testimony of what coulda happened if Drake and 50 Tyson procreated.

I can’t e’em describe him until you watch the video below and see what I mean.

The devil is a LIAR! O_____O He has ruined Maxwell’s song for me. RUINT, I say! First of all, that intro… the part that prepares you for the song’s presentation of intense feelings. That requires you to sing in falsetto, and he tried it e’em though he can’t hold a note in a bucket. He is so unable to hold a note that he starts to itch when the right one comes near him. WHO TOLD HIM TO SING THIS SONG?!?

Outchea sounding like a crying cat begging for some chow. I’m so mad at him for doing this to one of my favorite songs. SO MAD.

HE DON’T E’EM KNOW THE WORDS!!! “Make it go away.” YES, PLEASE! Him and this singing need to go away. *throws tomatoes through his gap* I feel like we’re all being trolled. IceJJFish must be some sort of undercover agent working for the Federal Bureau of WHODUNNIT.

Naturally, since I’m a glutton for punishment and masochist, I went to his YouTube page and checked out another one of his videos. Somehow, he found a willing participant for his disservice to music (and someone to film the rubbish). Watch below.

No, LAWD NO! I rebuke every ounce of it. I’d like for him to put on a shirt. That’s what’s most important to me. He even rubbed himself down with baby oil for extra sheen to seduce the ladies he’s tryna “top.” Yet and still, we ain’t tryna go.

I don’t even wanna talk about how awful this song is. I DON’T WANNA. Yall know he spent weeks “composing” this. He was prolly walking around his house like Lauryn Hill in Sister Act 2 when she was rehearsing for the choir competition before her Mama came and slapped her face and killed her dreams. Chile, BYE!

IceJJFish has no dambs to give about any of our feelings. His mama told him he can sing and he ain’t tryna hear nothing else.

Again, I strongly feel like we’re all being trolled. But he is 86 videos deep into his “passionate” crooning. And he just released another video.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!

I quit. Good day to you all.

P.S. So whatchu think bout Ice? You going or nah?

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70 Comments

  1. rb
    February 10, 2014 at 7:27 am

    Thank you! I am so not here for Mr. Fish (Mr. Ice? Mr. JJ?… Whatever. Mr. Oh-Baby-the-World-is-Not-Made-of-the-Same-Stuff-Your-Shower-Is). In any event, I’ve been of the same mind as you since I was forced by my friends to know this gentleman and his aspirations exist: really feels like a giant social experiment and/or troll (however that would work). However, if he is serious about this, I guess, um, way to be American and just believe that believing you will improve is the same thing as improving. I guess I don’t need to crush his dreams; as long as I’m not forced to watch or listen as he pursues them.

    • jimmy
      February 10, 2014 at 4:06 pm

      “Mr. Oh-baby- the- world- is- not- made- of- the- same- stuff- your- shower- is” just gave me a headache. RB, I have laughed till I cried, cried till I choked, and now my head hurts and my family wants me to leave the table.

      Damn just Damn.

  2. QueenKalyn
    February 10, 2014 at 7:28 am

    Girl, I howled all night at this mess and got my friends involved too! Fave YouTube comment?

    “Zora Haviland
    19 hours ago · Shared publicly

    I work with mentally eccentric youth. I am very pleased to see this young man follow his dreams and not allow labels to stop him. This should be celebrated.”

    She done called the boy autistic and she OENO… *slain*

    • KayMee
      February 11, 2014 at 9:55 am

      Dead at “mentally eccentric” *vows to use it in a sentence before the week is out*

  3. T
    February 10, 2014 at 7:45 am

    Is…is this real life? O______O

    • Tashieka
      February 10, 2014 at 7:24 pm

      nah. it cant be.

  4. ra
    February 10, 2014 at 8:04 am

    So… after the first video I went to his youtube page to send him some private words of encouragement. Something to get a better vocal product. since he seemed so sincere… That is until I saw his latest video…. then I gave myself permission to giggle Inside. Where Is his fam! got him out here bogus.

  5. Monica
    February 10, 2014 at 8:04 am

    Ice JJ Fish has officially become our inspiration. Just when you think things can’t get any worse, just play one of his songs, and everything will be put into perspective.

  6. Nomi
    February 10, 2014 at 8:09 am

    Whooo why lawd why????!! Got my dog in here hollarin giving me the stink eye. Who told this fool he could sing, stop baby stop that is not applause but cackling hears round the world, I can’t start my week off with this nope not today

  7. Mikkimu
    February 10, 2014 at 8:29 am

    Ooooh, that’s my jam…..(said no one ever)! I can’t even believe this is real, that he takes himself seriously. He must be on some “get famous via YouTube” stuff.

  8. Rhonda
    February 10, 2014 at 8:51 am

    iDie.com

  9. LadyLarke
    February 10, 2014 at 9:04 am

    Nah. He’s gotta be playing. This has got to be the YouTube channel of an awesome and genius comedian. I REFUSE to believe this is all real. I refuse to believe he thinks he has the skills of R. Kelly or Gerald Levert when he sings like an American Idol reject. It sounds like he’s trying to sing directly outta his gap. Nah. This can’t be real life

  10. Kyra
    February 10, 2014 at 9:27 am

    For once in my life I am thankful for my bad service with Comcast. The first video would not play more than a few notes.

    • jimmy
      February 10, 2014 at 3:29 pm

      *Calls Verizon to cancel service to get down with Comcast* (at least they try to protect their customers from horrors.)

      Ummm….. Does he know that people can hear him?

      • TraciB.
        February 10, 2014 at 9:19 pm

        roflol @ “does he know that people can hear him?” I.CAN’T!!!!

      • ladyscellz
        February 26, 2014 at 12:23 am

        ROTFFL!!!!!! LMMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!! *tears*

  11. February 10, 2014 at 9:38 am

    *sigh* So… Nobody is gonna address his attempt at dancing? No one? Luvvie, I done quit you before but this time I mean it. Sharing this foolwangery was plain ole rude!

    • February 10, 2014 at 10:03 am

      Chiiiiiiiiile…I was wondering when someone was going to brang that dancing up! He was having a damn seizure and no one on set stopped the camera to make him lie dahn and keep him from swallowing his tongue! I cut it off after that. NO.

      • Coquinegra
        February 10, 2014 at 11:39 am

        At this point, I’d like to say goodbye to humanity. I shall become a hermit in the mountains.
        I hate The Famous Ice JJ Fish, I hate Luvvie for bringing him into my consciousness. I hate that I actually had to click all three videos to see the dancing and that you made me do it!

        Goodbye cruel world!

        • andurnotit
          February 10, 2014 at 9:46 pm

          Clearly, he was turning double dutch!

        • lola
          February 11, 2014 at 12:36 pm

          LMAO!

        • February 14, 2014 at 1:52 am

          See, this is the correct answer. LOL

  12. Robirdie23
    February 10, 2014 at 10:34 am

    WHY OH WHY must Luvvie slay me on this Monday morning? I am at work CRYING laughing!!! I know I look a fool and I don’t even care. I am so saving this for when I am having a bad day!! WHO lied to him that he could sing and/or dance? Is this what happens when you tell your kids that they are good at everything? LAWD!! And you can’t tell him he isn’t killing it! He knows he is the best R&B singer of all time!

    I rebuke his singing in the name of Stevie, Marvin and Luther! By the soul power of Eddie & Gerald Levert and even the new O’Jays, I banish you!! Spins three times, throws black pepper over right shoulder and turn to 90s R&B on Pandora.

    • Shakira
      February 10, 2014 at 12:15 pm

      *real tears* I am over here weak!

    • JMFields
      February 10, 2014 at 6:45 pm

      *wall slides* I am so unable to can at this moment! You’ve got me outchea shedding real tears!

  13. DrFabulous
    February 10, 2014 at 10:35 am

    He has an album for sale on iTunes. You’re welcome!

    • ladyscellz
      February 26, 2014 at 12:25 am

      Wait?! WHAT?!

  14. jcanwisegrrl
    February 10, 2014 at 11:18 am
  15. kidadano1
    February 10, 2014 at 12:01 pm

    I am dead with “throws tomatoes through his gap”……..

    • Calvin
      February 10, 2014 at 7:00 pm

      With lips like that, a penis would be a better silencer than a tomato.

  16. Shakira
    February 10, 2014 at 12:13 pm

    Ice JJ Fish though? How the hell did he even come up with that?! And what about the ones that said “yes, I’ll totally do a video with you. Baby oil and all!”. So many questions.

    • KayMee
      February 11, 2014 at 9:59 am

      Indeed. So. Many. Questions. That name is killing me. It’s like he put some random nouns on slips of paper and picked them out of a hat. “Water” JJ “Cat”. Nah. “Rain” JJ “Bear”. Nope. “Ice” JJ “Fish”. That’s the one!!!

  17. Asia
    February 10, 2014 at 12:17 pm

    Girl I don’t know why you taste so sweet
    I guess that’s why so the pu$$y so pink
    When I’m in it I make it splash like a sink
    And the sounds of the bed go clink clink clink…..

    I cry every time I hear that but I didn’t laugh at his new video. It’s gone from being funny to downright embarrassing.

    • LalaRochelle
      February 10, 2014 at 2:58 pm

      But where do beds go clink clink other than jail?

      Any did anyone notice how the chick didn’t show her face? I sure as hell wouldn’t, but I woulda shut him down from the beginning like “Ninja naw I ain’t gonna be in your video with your drowned cat sounded ass”

  18. milaxx
    February 10, 2014 at 12:34 pm

    NOPE. I was already fooled twice on FB into watching this “artist” I will not subject myself to his howlings again.

  19. cocoberrie
    February 10, 2014 at 12:47 pm

    My ears are bleeding now…Thanks Luvvie

    • KDS
      February 10, 2014 at 1:15 pm

      ditto……

  20. nichole
    February 10, 2014 at 1:16 pm

    Bless His Heart! At 0:06 I said “ouch” and was done.

    For the record, this is not the way to start a Monday.

  21. KDS
    February 10, 2014 at 1:16 pm

    He probably started out in church at the tender age of 3 and granny, momma and auntie told him he sounded lovely and he just went from there

  22. HollaBlackGirl
    February 10, 2014 at 1:32 pm

    FUCK NO!

    How DARE he ruin that song for me?! That song is in my “top 5 favorite songs ever” list and this ninja just fucked it all up. I’m pissed. I’m about to break shit on my way outta this blog post.

  23. cocoberrie
    February 10, 2014 at 2:12 pm
  24. February 10, 2014 at 2:48 pm

    LUVVIE!

    Somebody, somewhere said this IS indeed trolling, and he’s doing it just for the comedy. Which, I guess would be kinda funny if it wasn’t so over the top. I’m doubting it’s trolling and for fun. He out here making music vidyas, upsettin’ the crap outta both of my birds. They scream every time I play a video. XD I had to get some earbuds and suffer with him in my head.

    Dunno why I keep checkin’ for his vids. I think I’ve gone into shock, and my brain just won’t let me step away from this awfulness. o_o He reminds me of my former next door neighbor’s Pit Bull who used to whine all night long in the basement.

  25. February 10, 2014 at 3:30 pm

    JumpingOfaCliffWithNoParachute.me

    • February 10, 2014 at 3:31 pm

      I meant JumpingOffaCliffWithNoParachute.me lol

  26. TawannaS
    February 10, 2014 at 3:42 pm

    Why he sound like Pootie Tang though??

  27. Carrot
    February 10, 2014 at 4:24 pm

    “On the Floor” is about to be my new ringtone.

  28. February 10, 2014 at 5:46 pm

    I…If he…Who…I just can’t. Why, Lord?!?! Why?!?!

  29. Faith
    February 10, 2014 at 7:05 pm

    I used to laugh at his videos, until I convinced myself that he must be pulingl a fast one on us. He can not be serious. It is either a joke or he really does have some mental or developmental disability. Wow…

  30. February 10, 2014 at 7:35 pm

    32 seconds, that’s it, that was all I could take. Now I need to unhear/unsee/unthink this abomination.

  31. PoetrysTruth
    February 10, 2014 at 8:18 pm

    I think it’s genius. He’s the fiftytyson of 2014…look at all the views his videos have…yep he’s making some change off this here “dream”. He doesn’t have to sing or dance well he just has to have people clicking on his videos. Either way he gets paid. Great scam and if it’s not welp he can use the money for his future stay at the adult assisted living facility of his choice. It’s a win/win.

  32. Rochelle Taylor
    February 10, 2014 at 8:35 pm

    Thank you Luvvie! I’ve been waiting for you to write about this tomfoolery and you did not disappoint!! My fave song of his is “Rawest of Them All” over the beat of Thuggish Ruggish Bone. Pure comedy!! I straight up hollered and cried.

  33. Milly
    February 10, 2014 at 8:53 pm

    Oh, my God! My computer froze fr a minute and I could not make it stop! I had to listen to the whole thing. “This woman’s WORF” though? No, Jesus! Please.

  34. February 10, 2014 at 9:12 pm

    He doesn’t really sing as much as he…. Gargles to a beat.

  35. jme
    February 10, 2014 at 9:34 pm

    50 Tyson and Drake’s love child is a spot on description!

    Tears are running down my face!

  36. nichelle
    February 10, 2014 at 10:17 pm

    i’m just mad he said ‘i know y’all been feenin fa this one…’

    *cue the screams of a thousand dying suns*

    Sir… -______-

  37. OrganizedChaos
    February 11, 2014 at 6:56 am

    This Chile is just rude ruining good songs the way he does….someone cut his internet access asap!

  38. February 11, 2014 at 8:47 am

    Delusional people on YouTube are always the best.
    Have you seen any of Charlette Jones’ videos? Gold.

  39. Chelly
    February 11, 2014 at 9:15 am

    Naw… Just… Before I even crack a smirk, a smile, or raise an eyebrow I need to first find out if this young man is “One of God’s Special People” (also known as special needs). Something in the milk just isn’t clean, and I can’t afford anymore unnecessary blemishes on my account in Heaven… Just naw.

    • ladyscellz
      February 26, 2014 at 12:28 am

      Lmaoooo…..yassss hunny!!!

  40. February 11, 2014 at 11:14 am

    Singing like that he clearly doesn’t think women are worth anything.

  41. Teri Howard
    February 11, 2014 at 1:27 pm

    I tried to keep it together with “hungry cat crying for chow”. But then I got to “tomatoes through the gap’ and my life was over.

  42. mz.niecy
    February 11, 2014 at 4:52 pm

    I guess I am the only one who thinks he can sing? I love Ice JJ Fish, He is my reason for getting up in the morning!!! I love to watch him sing and now dance, OMG!!! He just lets me know that life isn’t all bad and angels are real…That is what I would say if I were a total meth head or super high on some of that Afghanistan weed…Now how many of y’all thought I was for real??? Yep, that’s how I feel about his singing, jokey, joke, joke!!! Me and my friends send each other this guy purely for entertainment purposes only lol. He keeps me laughing and we are all haters…well at least that’s what he says about anyone that says he can’t sing.

    • Rochelle Taylor
      February 11, 2014 at 6:40 pm

      Woooo, chile I read your first sentence and was up in arms! Like this girl is trippin’! Then I calmed down and read your entire comment, lol!!

  43. Nicole
    February 12, 2014 at 1:10 pm

    Ya’ll need to check this dude out: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEikOr4uF0x7hbITxBw8cWw

    Baby oils, lotions, golf gloves, satanic prayers in the background…YouTube is the best/worst thing ever.

  44. Sheabudda
    February 12, 2014 at 5:36 pm

    I rebuke this foolery in the name of Jesus. This is just not right. Why Lord Why? Sounds like a cat in heat. Yes Make it go away… please.

  45. Q
    February 13, 2014 at 10:36 pm

    My husband has been talking about this dude all week. I’m just getting around to listening…and now wish I hadn’t.

    It’s obvious this guy has some sort of mental illness, and someone in his circle of trust is using his illness for personal gain.

    I couldn’t even laugh….I just felt sorry for him.

  46. Bump
    February 16, 2014 at 8:47 pm

    I am thoroughly convinced IceJJFish and BuffCorrell live in the same assisted living facility for the developmentally disabled and have the same therapist giving them bad therapeutic exercises to do where we have to be victims and listen to the resultant projects. There is a lawsuit somewhere is this fuckery and I promise to find it!!!

  47. CM
    February 19, 2014 at 1:50 pm

    I really hope this is a joke and he’s not for real. And if he is I wonder if he is a little slow and his friends and family are encouraging him to do this knowing he sounds horrible. I want to laugh and cry at the same time.

  48. February 21, 2014 at 10:11 pm

    Make it stop! He sounds like a cross between Edith Bunker from All in the Family and a drunk ghost.

  49. Pseudonym
    June 7, 2014 at 1:58 am

    …next up, SEAN FURY’s “Biracial Girl” + poorly acted music video.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJu088Kd6ac&feature=kp