Lady Gaga’s Latest Outfit is a Sight for Sore Eyes
Lady Gaga was honored at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards a couple of days ago. Remember when we were all fist pumping because of her make under that had her looking semi-normal and not like Halloween on speed allatahm? Well that seems done. Gaga stepped out the house looking like this:
*SCREAMS AND RUNS AWAY*
Ma’am. Madame. Mademoiselle. Why are you dressed like the Ghost of Extra Present, Past and Future? Homegirl swan dove into a pool of baby powder, put on her strawest of wigs and slipped on everyone’s Grandma’s church harvest suit.
You know the suit that only comes out once a year for the fundraiser for the building fund? Yes. Even though she’s had the suit since the days when she was head Usher, it has now transitioned into this annual tradition for her. And she tells everyone how she “still got it” since she can still fit into it. She also makes sure everyone knows that those are real pearls and the fabric was handmade when she went to Fiji on that trip in 1972. Granny keeps it in a locked closet and it smells like moth balls because of it. Yes, that suit. HOW DID DID GAGA GET HER HANDS ON IT??
Chile… this lady. But seriously. Doesn’t she look like the monster that kids are afraid of in their closet? Either that or the lady who haunts your favorite historical landmark because one day she slipped and fell down the stairs and died so she is bitter and refuses to leave the premises until there’s a seance by a Buddhist Monk? Gaga outchea haunting my hopes and dreams. She is the reason for holy water. I just wanna douse my screen in it after seeing her in this ALPHET.
But I lowkey love that she will rock the most ridiculous #ALPHETS she can get her hand on and dare anyone to tell her anything. Gaga be like:
Do you then, Miss Ma’am!
Silver lining: at least this outfit doesn’t bleed or taste delicious with a nice marinade and grilling.
Whatchu think about Gaga’s ensemble?
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Will someone PLEASE pay that child some attention so she can put on some regular clothes, sit down, and stop acting like she’s on Ritalin withdrawal? Maybe if we say, “Oh look at how edgy and outrageous you are! You are so edgy…,” she’ll stop trying so damn hard.
Woosah! This girl works every single one of my nerves….
she looks kind of like Edward Scissorhands O_o
I totally agree, bride of scissorhand!
It’s like the Queen of Hearts & Edward Scissorhands had a baby and Lindsey Lohan was the surrogate.
Just know that I’m laying out my good suit and gators. The bill will be forwarded to your address.
I can’t with this comment….*goes to lay burdens down*
#iCan’t LOL
Why is Gaga out in public looking like Casper the Friendly Ghost’s ex wife
Now I love Gaga like the inner white girl/teeny-bopper/Manic-depressant/emo chick that I am. But there are some outfits she puts on that even I am like, “No, ma’am. Who told you that you look fab??? And why did they feel the need to set you up???” Party foul, Gaga. Parr-tee FOWL!!!!
Why is she so damn weird?!
LISTEN!! I was engrossed in something on my laptop & looked up & saw her in that outfit & I PROMISE you I almost threw up from terror. SCARED. AS. SHIT!!
Those contacts tho…
Ya’ll remember the Adams Family movie when Uncle Fester got married. Yeah She looks like Becky’s corpse casket ready after she got electrocuted. Funeral makeup on and all.
Edward Scissorhands meets The Cryptkeeper.
At least she has a more creative way of getting press than running around like an extra from Pimps Up Hos Down, like Ms. Miley.
She looks surprised like she ain’t know what she looked like when she walked out the house. O_O
Harvest suit!!!! Lol!
She was in Paris walking around barefoot looking like one of the Los Penitentes. I swear between her & Kanye with his walks with Jesus I can’t decide who’s the most pretentious and extra.
Two paragraphs in and I’m already joking on my chicken soup. Should I be reading this whilst I’m eating…let me carry on.
Uh, no. She looks like the lovechild of Powder and Marie Antionette. She is too weird.
^ dead.
I LOVE Lady Gaga! My love for her grew when she stated in reference to the “beef” she has with Madonna: “I’m not here to take your f-ing throne!” I’m really struggling with what she is putting forth in terms of her wardrobe! She looks like Mozart’s ghost! Truly scary!